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The Secrets of Dumbledore could literally apply to any story he's in because refusing to tell Harry about thing is his biggest character trait.
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who's the main character of fantastic beasts again
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Sep 23, 2021 07:58
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Wimples Buttersnatch
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Sep 23, 2021 08:47
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Mx. posted:who's the main character of fantastic beasts again The Doctor from Doctor Who.
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Mx. posted:who's the main character of fantastic beasts again TBD in movie 4
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Dumbledore and Newt are going to go undercover in Grindelwald's wizard communist party, and it's going to end with Newt getting shot trying to climb back across the wizard Berlin Wall.
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It had completely left my mind till now that the big twist ending of 2 was that Ezra Miller was a secret Dumbledore. Why does this matter?  maybe that's the secret.
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Sep 23, 2021 11:50
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So who is gonna be playing Grindelwald now that JK has finally given up on Depp
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Mx. posted:who's the main character of fantastic beasts again The Gormless Idiot Who Runs Around With His Mouth Open Feldegast42 posted:So who is gonna be playing Grindelwald now that JK has finally given up on Depp Mads Mikkelsen, who is going to bring entirely too much to this trainwreck. There were a ton of "rumor is this thing is an unmitigated disaster" headlines a while back but I haven't seen a followup and I'm disappointed that nobody's willing to dish.
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Sep 23, 2021 16:14
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Hmmm, I might watch this for Mads.
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Sep 24, 2021 08:20
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I've made it up to the first Deathly Hallows film and, well, is there some in-universe explanation for why they had to the Potter decoy death race deal? Was there some wizard shield around the wizard taliban's wizard house that was keeping the vastly superior (in numbers and ability) wizard gestapo from just storming the place?
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Rudeboy Detective posted:Was there some wizard shield around the wizard taliban's wizard house that was keeping the vastly superior (in numbers and ability) wizard gestapo from just storming the place? I think the protection on the Dursley's House is super strong but runs out when Harry turns 18, and the protection on the Burrow is also super strong but once the ministry falls it won't be strong enough.
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Sep 27, 2021 00:50
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Nitrousoxide posted:Hmmm, I might watch this for Mads. I didn't like Hannibal too much but he killed the role and made the show worth watching.
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Sep 27, 2021 00:59
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Doctor Spaceman posted:I think the protection on the Dursley's House is super strong but runs out when Harry turns 18, and the protection on the Burrow is also super strong but once the ministry falls it won't be strong enough. 17 is apparently the wizard age of majority.
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Sep 27, 2021 06:51
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Barking mad, they are.
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Did Sirius have a comically-oversized bike or is Hagid comically-oversized on a normal bike?
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Sep 27, 2021 11:26
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Edgar Allen Ho posted:Did Sirius have a comically-oversized bike or is Hagid comically-oversized on a normal bike? It's never explained afaik. The books seem to want to have it both ways and just quietly ignore the issue
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Sep 27, 2021 16:53
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Man.....5000 posts about harry potter....wizards are truly the most magical creatures of our times
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FunkyAl posted:Man.....5000 posts about harry potter....wizards are truly the most magical creatures of our times what does harry potter's pah look like
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Sep 27, 2021 18:08
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Harry Pahter
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Jazerus posted:what does harry potter's pah look like Kinda regular.
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Jazerus posted:what does harry potter's pah look like He was a jobber who canonically got one-shot by Voldemort despite everyone talking him up as a cool wizard who was talented in Transfiguraiton.
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I will say jude law was doing a pretty drat good dumbledore in the clip of the movie i saw. He was mediating Richard Harris and Michael Gambon pretty well
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Yeah Jude Law's casting / performance is one of the few bits of the second film that is unambiguously good.
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I like Dan Fogler when he's not the victim of sexual abuse e: might be the only guy in Rowling canon who learns witches and wizards exist, and instead of becoming a magic racist, goes "holy poo poo this is awesome, do a spell at me!" Edgar Allen Ho fucked around with this message at 18:04 on Sep 28, 2021 |
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Edgar Allen Ho posted:I like Dan Fogler when he's not the victim of sexual abuse 
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A thing about no secondary education in the wizarding world is that it makes it kind of awkward when someone decides to become a teacher since they have received no training for it. No wonder all of Harry's teachers sucked at their jobs and he barely learned anything.
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Oct 2, 2021 18:48
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Don't make me tap the "just like a real British boarding school" sign!
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Is the "green man" present in harrp yotter?
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Oct 2, 2021 19:36
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Flitwick, fake Moody, and the temp Care of Magical Creatures teacher were all good at their jobs
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Edgar Allen Ho posted:Flitwick, fake Moody, and the temp Care of Magical Creatures teacher were all good at their jobs Fitwick ignored the bullying going on in his House in regards to Luna. So no, he was not good at his job.
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Teachers/schools in general are famously terrible at curbing any sort of bullying tbf, especially more subtle stuff like distorting someone’s name to “Loony” or hiding their shoes
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Boogle posted:Fitwick ignored the bullying going on in his House in regards to Luna. So no, he was not good at his job. To be fair, stopping bullying does not seem to be part of the job in Hogwarts, so that doesn't count against them.
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Nitrousoxide posted:To be fair, stopping bullying does not seem to be part of the job in Hogwarts, so that doesn't count against them. And that's why Hogwarts is a such poo poo school. Its only a matter of time before a student goes postal and starts throwing around Unforgivables and you end up having aurors called in for a mass shooting.
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Boogle posted:And that's why Hogwarts is a such poo poo school. josh04 posted:Don't make me tap the "just like a real British boarding school" sign!
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muscles like this! posted:A thing about no secondary education in the wizarding world is that it makes it kind of awkward when someone decides to become a teacher since they have received no training for it. Considering the wizard world stuck in 1692, I assume if you want higher ed one must go the master/apprentice route
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Sith but the Palpatine is Draco and the Darth Maul is Goyle
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Boogle posted:And that's why Hogwarts is a such poo poo school. Alan Moore did it
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So Muggleborns have to be hosed when it comes to job prospects after graduating, right? Between the ministry being in the pockets of rich racists like Lucius Malfoy and needing a connection to someone influential like Dumbledore, Slughorn or Harry in the epilogue to land you a position, trying to find a decent-paying job must be even more discouraging than normal. I don't think we've even met a Muggleborn in the books that had a solid career or anything. There's probably a statistic of disillusioned Muggleborns quitting the wizarding world out of disgust and can only get lovely retail jobs because wizards don't do secondary education.
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