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Fuzzy McDoom
Oct 9, 2007

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Sedinam Moyowasifza-Curry has apparently spent the last hour talking to the admins and failing to log into Zoom

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Tubgoat
Jun 30, 2013

by sebmojo

Fuzzy McDoom posted:

Sedinam Moyowasifza-Curry has apparently spent the last hour talking to the admins and failing to log into Zoom

That sounds like the only reference to the Green Party a mass distribution cartoon would be comfortable making.

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
this rules lmao

today is an incredible day for content

Fuzzy McDoom
Oct 9, 2007

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Roll call / actual nominating vote happening now. Each state gets 60 seconds to say whatever they want before reporting their delegate votes. So far so good.

Fuzzy McDoom
Oct 9, 2007

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Colorado using its time to hit back at the 4 years of bullshit they've had to deal with from white supremacists making Colorado the center of Green Party controversies

Fuzzy McDoom
Oct 9, 2007

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DC proclaims itself the Douglass Commune

Fuzzy McDoom
Oct 9, 2007

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Indiana celebrates itself as the home of Eugene Debs, apologizes for Mike Pence and Pete Buttigieg

Fuzzy McDoom
Oct 9, 2007

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Illinois throws shade "Here in Illinois we know what rigging actually looks like"

the_steve
Nov 9, 2005

We're always hiring!

Fuzzy McDoom posted:

Illinois throws shade "Here in Illinois we know what rigging actually looks like"

:fry:

Fuzzy McDoom
Oct 9, 2007

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Michigan somehow giving half a delegate to Bernie Sanders

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Fuzzy McDoom posted:

Michigan somehow giving half a delegate to Bernie Sanders

yaaassshhhh

Fuzzy McDoom
Oct 9, 2007

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About halfway through, Howie comfortably winning, Dario in a respectable second. Lambert, Ventura, and Moyowasifza-Curry picking up a smattering of delegates. Crazy David Rolde has 1.5.

the_steve
Nov 9, 2005

We're always hiring!

Fuzzy McDoom posted:

Michigan somehow giving half a delegate to Bernie Sanders

How do they divvy up the delegate? Do they chop them in half hotdog style or hamburger?

Fuzzy McDoom
Oct 9, 2007

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I'm having slight technical issues on my end now, but it looks like they went straight from Pennsylvania to South Carolina, cutting the traitorous Rhode Island out of the process

Vomik
Jul 29, 2003

This post is dedicated to the brave Mujahideen fighters of Afghanistan

the_steve posted:

How do they divvy up the delegate? Do they chop them in half hotdog style or hamburger?

king Ventura proclaimed to split the delegate in half for Bernie and howie but howie quickly said Bernie could have it. Ventura has rewarded howie one whole delegate in response

Fuzzy McDoom
Oct 9, 2007

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States done reporting. Caucuses almost done. Young Eco-Socialists double down on having Eco-socialism in our name.

Fuzzy McDoom
Oct 9, 2007

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:siren: :420: RESULTS :420: :siren:

210 - Hawkins
102 - Hunter
11.5 - Moyowasifza-Curry
8.5 - Lambert
8 - Uncommitted
7 - Ventura
4.5 - Rolde
2 - Mesplay
1 - Lochoki (who??)
0.5 - "Sanders", presumed but not confirmed to be Bernie Sanders

Hawkins wins on first ballot
Angela Walker confirmed as VP candidate

Fuzzy McDoom
Oct 9, 2007

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Angela Walker dedicating much of her speech to her socialist comrades and her coven of brujas

Weltlich
Feb 13, 2006
Grimey Drawer

Fuzzy McDoom posted:

:siren: :420: RESULTS :420: :siren:

210 - Hawkins
102 - Hunter
11.5 - Moyowasifza-Curry
8.5 - Lambert
8 - Uncommitted
7 - Ventura
4.5 - Rolde
2 - Mesplay
1 - Lochoki (who??)
0.5 - "Sanders", presumed but not confirmed to be Bernie Sanders

Hawkins wins on first ballot
Angela Walker confirmed as VP candidate

:toot:

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
a glorious day for howiehomies



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Taintrunner has issued a correction as of 21:49 on Jul 11, 2020

Kreeblah
May 17, 2004

INSERT QUACK TO CONTINUE


Taco Defender

Fuzzy McDoom posted:

:siren: :420: RESULTS :420: :siren:

210 - Hawkins
102 - Hunter
11.5 - Moyowasifza-Curry
8.5 - Lambert
8 - Uncommitted
7 - Ventura
4.5 - Rolde
2 - Mesplay
1 - Lochoki (who??)
0.5 - "Sanders", presumed but not confirmed to be Bernie Sanders

Hawkins wins on first ballot
Angela Walker confirmed as VP candidate

Guess I'm voting Green in November.

Grapplejack
Nov 27, 2007

Hunter seems okay also tbh, hope they figure something out

Fuzzy McDoom
Oct 9, 2007

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Howie's speech, my attempt at shorthand, I definitely missed some stuff:

Trump is a loser
Where the hell is Joe Biden? Who cares, he built the prison system
Reparations for black people
Universal Health Care - single payer
Socialized housing construction
$20 minimum wage, indexed
Federal non-poverty income guarantee
Double social security benefits
Ban on fossil fuel infrastructure
100% clean energy by 2030
Defund the military - 75% cut
Revisist the Treaty of Guadalupe-Hidalgo :mexico: and the Indian treaties
Nuclear weapon de-escalation
Ballot access stuff
Getting a bit heated calling out the corporate media
Abolish the electoral college
The last two Republicans were losers and the Democrats are idiots for not fixing the election system that keeps screwing them
We're not spoiling the election, Joe Biden and the DNC spoiled the election
Appeal to Bernie Bros not to waste their vote on Joe

Tubgoat
Jun 30, 2013

by sebmojo
Even if he hadn't gotten it the second Sanders started succing up to the DNC, he's for sure got my vote now. As a platform, that speech is my minimum requirements from a candidate.

Grapplejack
Nov 27, 2007

Wait what why revisit guadalupe-hidalgo

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

Grapplejack posted:

Wait what why revisit guadalupe-hidalgo

stealing land is bad mmkay

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Fuzzy McDoom posted:

Howie's speech, my attempt at shorthand, I definitely missed some stuff:

Trump is a loser
Where the hell is Joe Biden? Who cares, he built the prison system
Reparations for black people
Universal Health Care - single payer
Socialized housing construction
$20 minimum wage, indexed
Federal non-poverty income guarantee
Double social security benefits
Ban on fossil fuel infrastructure
100% clean energy by 2030
Defund the military - 75% cut
Revisist the Treaty of Guadalupe-Hidalgo :mexico: and the Indian treaties
Nuclear weapon de-escalation
Ballot access stuff
Getting a bit heated calling out the corporate media
Abolish the electoral college
The last two Republicans were losers and the Democrats are idiots for not fixing the election system that keeps screwing them
We're not spoiling the election, Joe Biden and the DNC spoiled the election
Appeal to Bernie Bros not to waste their vote on Joe

goddamn that's perfect

I'm hyped up for howie

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold
ultimate comedy option, we return all the land from guadalupe-hidalgo but retain the gadsen purchase

Fuzzy McDoom
Oct 9, 2007

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With my coverage of the Green Party convention concluded, I leave you with this photograph of my favorite side character, 6th-place candidate David "COVID is actually deep state euthanasia" Rolde:

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Fuzzy McDoom posted:

With my coverage of the Green Party convention concluded, I leave you with this photograph of my favorite side character, 6th-place candidate David "COVID is actually deep state euthanasia" Rolde:



uh is that an assad meme strapped to his chest

Fuzzy McDoom
Oct 9, 2007

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Taintrunner posted:

uh is that an assad meme strapped to his chest

Well, I cannot confirm that it is a meme, but it seems to read "Long live the Syrian Arab Republic" and it is definitely Assad

Chuka Umana
Apr 30, 2019

by sebmojo
https://twitter.com/dario4america/status/1282051785092403201

It's time for a cultural revolution in the Greens

Tubgoat
Jun 30, 2013

by sebmojo
What conflicts of interest could Howie possibly have? I thought "some degree of power over someone or multiple someones" was a prerequisite for conflicts of interest.

Ungodly
May 8, 2009

Hot dog!

Tubgoat posted:

What conflicts of interest could Howie possibly have? I thought "some degree of power over someone or multiple someones" was a prerequisite for conflicts of interest.

I *think* he's referring to the fact that Howie had said if he didn't get the Green Party nom he would run on the socialist party ticket? So he's not committed to the Green Party / split loyalties, something along those lines?

it seems dumb, imho

Tubgoat
Jun 30, 2013

by sebmojo

Ungodly posted:

I *think* he's referring to the fact that Howie had said if he didn't get the Green Party nom he would run on the socialist party ticket? So he's not committed to the Green Party / split loyalties, something along those lines?

it seems dumb, imho

Seems dumb to me too. Why the Hell even bother having separate left parties at this point?

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Yeah, Howie has the nom across three parties.

Fuzzy McDoom
Oct 9, 2007

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It's a reference to a couple key members of Howie's campaign team being in GP leadership and using their positions to RIG THE ELECTION

Zesty
Jan 17, 2012

The Great Twist
It's whatever excuse they need to explain why they lost. :shrug:

Fuzzy McDoom
Oct 9, 2007

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It's very frustrating. I did start out as a Dario supporter because he had a strong platform and seemed to have more charisma than Howie, but he lost my support by running a weak campaign and spending more time complaining like this than actually running for president.

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Grapplejack
Nov 27, 2007

Tubgoat posted:

Seems dumb to me too. Why the Hell even bother having separate left parties at this point?

Lol welcome to leftism

Fuzzy McDoom posted:

It's very frustrating. I did start out as a Dario supporter because he had a strong platform and seemed to have more charisma than Howie, but he lost my support by running a weak campaign and spending more time complaining like this than actually running for president.

Yeah I like his platform but bitching like this is weak poo poo

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