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biosterous




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(spoilers they are very cute)

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Heather Papps

hello friend


on a scale from one to the most cute, how cute is your spouse?



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Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


Buy your spouse an account op

biosterous




Heather Papps posted:

on a scale from one to the most cute, how cute is your spouse?

a lot a lot a lot

not all of it because some of the cute is reserved for me, i am also cute


Kief Richards posted:

Buy your spouse an account op

i asked and they said "i probably wouldn't use it so it would be a waste of money"

my spouse is fiscally wise and also cute



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biosterous




my spouse is fiscally cute and also wise



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Goons Are Gifts

I'm married with byob so you're all my spouses and thus ama about how cute you guys are


Randy Travesty

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Goons Are Great posted:

I'm married with byob so you're all my spouses and thus ama about how cute you guys are

I'm a jealous wife and demand posts about how thicc I am so I can say no ur the thiccest and then bios can say "naw spouse is" and we can all go oooooh

biosterous




spouse thicc so what



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owlhawk911

come chill with me, in byob

congratulations op, i'm happy for you


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Heather Papps

hello friend


i admire your fiscally responsible and cute wife! one day i will have one of those, maybe. maybe just a cute wife tho'

you know what


at this point i'd take "a wife"



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owlhawk911

come chill with me, in byob

Heather Papps posted:

i admire your fiscally responsible and cute wife! one day i will have one of those, maybe. maybe just a cute wife tho'

you know what


at this point i'd take "a wife"

take a wife, please!


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Heather Papps

hello friend


owlhawk911 posted:

take a wife, please!

boy, are my arms tired!



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Kaiser Schnitzel

Schnitzel mit uns


I am drunk and do not want a wife, ama


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ty Manifisto for this wonderful sig!


Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


Heather Papps posted:

i admire your fiscally responsible and cute wife! one day i will have one of those, maybe. maybe just a cute wife tho'

you know what


at this point i'd take "a wife"

Let's get long distance married and then never speak of it again other than to say in the borat voice *my wife*

Heather Papps

hello friend


Kaiser Schnitzel posted:

I am drunk and do not want a wife, ama

did you have a good day today?



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owlhawk911

come chill with me, in byob

Kaiser Schnitzel posted:

I am drunk and do not want a wife, ama

no wife, happy life


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Heather Papps

hello friend


Kief Richards posted:

Let's get long distance married and then never speak of it again other than to say in the borat voice *my wife*

mah woife



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biosterous




fyi my spouse is not a wife, please do not use "wife" for future posts as it is not accurate and also it's mean if you do it on purpose after you know

all previous posts are fine, you did not know

i love you byob, but not as much as i love my spouse, but still a lot



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Kaiser Schnitzel posted:

I am drunk and do not want a wife, ama

can you draw a dragon



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Heather Papps

hello friend


dang it i keep doing that



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owlhawk911

come chill with me, in byob

take my spouse, please!


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this sig a mf'n vanisher joint. gobbos by khanstant

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owlhawk911 posted:

take my spouse, please!

no thanks, i've already got one and they're great i don't want another



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Heather Papps

hello friend


what is the most cute thing you've done for your spouse lately? i like cute romance stories



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okiedoke

I am the Doke to the Okie
I had a spouse, once..

biosterous




Heather Papps posted:

what is the most cute thing you've done for your spouse lately? i like cute romance stories

i gave them a smooch on the cheek and told them i love them and that they're important to me

this happened just now!!!!!!!!!!



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okiedoke

I am the Doke to the Okie
Oh forgot to finish that. They're potentially bringing me the old family catte later cause of quarantine and I need a bro.

biosterous




yeah get the cat hang out with the cat!!! i hope you will post pictures of the cat later, when it is close enough to post pictures



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owlhawk911

come chill with me, in byob

:unsmith:


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biosterous




sometimes i surprise my spouse with the gift of welches fruit snacks



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biosterous






sometimes that thin grey bar appears to divide sigs from posts and sometimes it doesn't? what is happening with that

also lol i screenshotted that cat butt



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biosterous posted:

sometimes i surprise my spouse with the gift of welches fruit snacks

This is the most important question:

What flavor

Kaiser Schnitzel

Schnitzel mit uns


Heather Papps posted:

did you have a good day today?

yes it was tolerably good! it rained last night which my new garden desperately needed and then I took a walk and then I played DnD and drank some beers and now I'm posting in byob!

biosterous posted:

can you draw a dragon
you tell me :smug:

Watch out godspeed John GLenn!


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biosterous






see it's gone in this one! what a heck, what is a computer technollgy sometimes



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biosterous




Kief Richards posted:

This is the most important question:

What flavor

the blue and or purple bag depending on what i find

that is their preference



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Kaiser Schnitzel posted:

yes it was tolerably good! it rained last night which my new garden desperately needed and then I took a walk and then I played DnD and drank some beers and now I'm posting in byob!

you tell me :smug:

Watch out godspeed John GLenn!

yeaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh



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Kaiser Schnitzel

Schnitzel mit uns


biosterous posted:



see it's gone in this one! what a heck, what is a computer technollgy sometimes

Op it is still there there just isn’t much contrast with the purple


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biosterous




well heck!

e: yeah i looked closer and now i see it on the pruple! thank you for solving a mystery



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Kaiser Schnitzel

Schnitzel mit uns


:ms:

i am glad your spouse is cute i think that is important. how did you meet?


I keep thinkin about gettin me one of them spouses but it seems like alot of work and the boys here are crazy


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Kaiser Schnitzel

Schnitzel mit uns


plural of spouse should definitely be 'spices' not 'spouses'


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biosterous




Kaiser Schnitzel posted:

:ms:

i am glad your spouse is cute i think that is important. how did you meet?


I keep thinkin about gettin me one of them spouses but it seems like alot of work and the boys here are crazy

we met at a camp years and years ago. they say it's 10.5 years ago and they are not drunk so that's probably correct! and then, unlike pretty much every friend i've vever made at camp, we actually kept in contact and starting hanging out after camp finished

(eventually we started smooching!!!)



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