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sexy: • large, intimidating, but realistically endomorphic build • black leather trenchcoat wrapped around lean muscle- the veneer of professionalism, but not quite tamed. a bad boy • straps and buckles. goth/jock • peeled back lips, stapled flesh, and glimpse at raw, anatomy-book-red muscles suggest bulging, monstrous form is too muscular for his own thick, coarsely-textured skin to contain– a sexual beast ready to be let loose • yet there's also this hint of that rough-textured flesh at the shoulder and fingers, showing this boy's got some skin under all that leather after all • t e n t a c l e s NOT sexy: • exaggeratedly broad shoulders give impression of dainty chicken legs • jacket is a loving garbage bag • tiny little caution signs and ionizing radiation hazard signs? did an 8 year old boy with a single sheet of stickers decorate this motherfucker? • tight, narrow sash placed at the waist makes jacket look like a loving sundress. creates a baggy effect on torso and legs- no sense of physical form. waifish, like he could snap in half at the waist. • garbage bag coat somehow devolves into, like, mummy bandages as it gets close to his arms and chest? • rotting, crooked, useless human nose and pale, necrotic-looking flesh gives impression that he's wearing somebody else's face as a mask, ala lisa trevor, universally regarded as the least sexy monster in the series: haggardly knobby ol' corpse bitch gently caress u • (still talking about remake nemesis) hints of flesh through mummy bandages provide no allure because, again, skin looks like a web of decaying, stretched-out corpse-suit • indistinct chin, neck like a science fair volcano, tall, pill-shaped head; altogether make head look like a goofy pointed little mound • stupid loving metal thing that I assume is supposed to be the restraining device that was previously built into his trench coat because god forbid any part of this look sleek and functional • the boots are ok overall, I don't understand how anybody on the dev theme thought I would want to gently caress this huge, huge disappointment, because Mr. X had a GIANT sexiness upgrade between original and remake, especially form 2, going from ken doll anatomy with no recognizable musculature to rippling abs and pectorals and TROUSERS, leaving the fun bits to the imagination (wonder where they got THAT idea from....) now you might be saying to yourself, "well, what about nemesis' second form?" and, okay, the bestial, abdomina-dentata look has its appeal, especially the garbage-bag coat turning into a tattered loincloth hot drat! holy gently caress those thighs... but lbr, this is not iconic. it does not have a distinctive silhouette, it this could be any generic clawed beastie from something like the splatterhouse remake, or the metro games, the darkness, the suffering, whatever and we are comparing form 2's and sorry but AS. IF. the motherfucking og no. contest. those hips don't lie. game over. checkmate. bullseye. bingo. so WHY did they decide to make the nemesis less sexy in the remake? and WHEN is capcom finally going to start listening and give gamers the nude,, fully sexual nemesis we've all been waiting for?
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# ? Apr 6, 2020 10:10 |
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first square enix makes tifa's breasts less than half the size of her torso, and now THIS?????????????
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# ? Apr 6, 2020 10:25 |
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yeah what the hell square make nemesis boobs bigger
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# ? Apr 6, 2020 11:31 |
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I feel like it's a bit unfair comparing promotional and design art to in-game models Granted, with the way the imagination works, the low fidelity look probably just invites the projection of more attractive traits, but still, let's compare apples to apples OnimaruXLR fucked around with this message at 11:47 on Apr 6, 2020 |
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Thought for a second the op was talking about Jill, she got the baps in the new one.
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# ? Apr 6, 2020 11:48 |
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I'm glad it says caution all over his clothes so I know to be careful around this guy
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# ? Apr 6, 2020 11:49 |
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TontoCorazon posted:Thought for a second the op was talking about Jill, she got the baps in the new one. Theres a load of dumb nerds talking about a class action lawsuit because they can't look up Jill's skirt anymore lol https://twitter.com/Vara_Dark/status/1245864466375266306 https://twitter.com/9_volt_/status/1246061931636588544?s=20 https://twitter.com/classiclib3ral/status/1246036261648969735
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# ? Apr 6, 2020 11:55 |
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Chrs posted:Theres a load of dumb nerds talking about a class action lawsuit because they can't look up Jill's skirt anymore lol I've been on the internet for so long to know that they're not joking. But that poo poo always makes me sad.
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# ? Apr 6, 2020 11:59 |
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her skirt was cool, i would have kept it if i was the director
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# ? Apr 6, 2020 12:05 |
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TontoCorazon posted:I've been on the internet for so long to know that they're not joking. But that poo poo always makes me sad. Please do not shatter my illusions. I was comfortable thinking that a large number of these people are anarchist trolls who just want to start a ridiculous argument for their own twisted sense of humor.
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# ? Apr 6, 2020 12:33 |
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Valko posted:Please do not shatter my illusions. I was comfortable thinking that a large number of these people are anarchist trolls who just want to start a ridiculous argument for their own twisted sense of humor. Is that any better?
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# ? Apr 6, 2020 12:45 |
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Uh, well, no actually. Good point.
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# ? Apr 6, 2020 12:53 |
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The giant worm boss was always much sexier, IMO
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# ? Apr 6, 2020 14:12 |
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now that 3d graphics have evolved to the point that designers can faithfully translate their concepts into the game, capcom had to tone it down the sheer amount of raw sexual energy of an eight-foot, muscle-bound, tentacled dude in a trenchcoat chasing and whipping you would have just been too much
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# ? Apr 6, 2020 15:27 |
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Nemesis: - the inescapable agent of someone's or something's downfall. - a long-standing rival; an archenemy. - a downfall caused by an inescapable agent. are you gonna go out and/or get hurt? will you fight - the umbrella corp - Zombie Killer does he want your brains Dig deep - your dearest friend
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# ? Apr 6, 2020 16:43 |
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Chrs posted:Theres a load of dumb nerds talking about a class action lawsuit because they can't look up Jill's skirt anymore lol what a bunch of freaks
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# ? Apr 6, 2020 16:49 |
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Im clicking the star for this resident evil thread, which is bound to be extremely horny.
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# ? Apr 6, 2020 16:50 |
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I always wonder where the evil monster mutant bad guys get all their outfits and poo poo from. Like who the hell is making size 39 boots and giant pants and poo poo, let alone all their custom weapons and stuff. Like is there a Canadian Tire, Lowes or Home Depot out there that stocks Carhart For Evil brand attire on their retail side or what? Are they going there to shop for it or do they send their grutesque minions to get it? Even still does no one notice that horrific monsters are stocking up on these things? No one ever wonders what the fire breathing 10 foot tall dude with a chainsaw for an arm wants with ANOTHER XXXXL armored leather apron and two bags of store brand peanuts checking out at Fleet Farm? Big Beef City fucked around with this message at 16:56 on Apr 6, 2020 |
# ? Apr 6, 2020 16:53 |
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Well Umbrella's whole business is making monsters for the military, so presumably they have some dude with a sewing machine somewhere in a back room making sure you can't see the monster wang. Using reanimated corpses to eat people alive in war = cool having their dicks hanging out for everybody to see = not cool This is America after all.
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# ? Apr 6, 2020 16:56 |
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if they want they want to so bad should buy thier own skirt and look up it
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# ? Apr 6, 2020 16:57 |
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I'm the guy that put all the caution stickers on the big guy's bdsm apron exactly how they are laid out
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# ? Apr 6, 2020 16:58 |
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Best Bi Geek Squid posted:now that 3d graphics have evolved to the point that designers can faithfully translate their concepts into the game, capcom had to tone it down Speak for yourself, I can take it
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# ? Apr 6, 2020 17:03 |
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Cubone posted:
It's derelicte.
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# ? Apr 6, 2020 17:37 |
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Sex Tragedy posted:her skirt was cool, i would have kept it if i was the director shorts are sexy!!!
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# ? Apr 6, 2020 17:52 |
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horny nerd want jill! horny nerd want jill! https://i.imgur.com/maWJ6sO.mp4
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# ? Apr 6, 2020 17:58 |
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Sex Tragedy posted:her skirt was cool, i would have kept it if i was the director Look, if you want a sexy lady in a dress fighting monsters, we already have Aya Brea for that sort of thing.
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# ? Apr 6, 2020 18:05 |
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gary oldmans diary posted:horny nerd want jill! horny nerd want jill! the remake will give these guys fedoras to tip as they flail towards you shouting "m'lady!"
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# ? Apr 6, 2020 18:08 |
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As a discerning video game buyer, the first thing I look for in any prospective purchase the presence/quality of buxom babes and beefy hunks.
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# ? Apr 6, 2020 19:41 |
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Gamers are trash lol
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# ? Apr 6, 2020 20:11 |
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RIP boner culture.
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# ? Apr 6, 2020 20:21 |
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"I think you'll find that YOU are the TRASH" I say through gritted teeth, my voice so low that not even my mother complains about the interruption of 'Wheel of Fortune' in the next room. My huge titted gothic queen of DEATH has readied her busty might and will soon smash your puny APE skull in. My greasy thumb slithers over the encrusted 'X' button on the controller... 'X'. "How fitting a letter," I think, to mark the end of your disgusting ways and proclaim, in it's own way, what will surely be a night of passion fo- *You've been killed by CancInPants_69 - Respawn In 5..*
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# ? Apr 6, 2020 20:23 |
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Best Bi Geek Squid posted:the remake will give these guys fedoras to tip as they flail towards you shouting "m'lady!" Might buy it if it did.
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# ? Apr 6, 2020 20:25 |
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Big Beef City posted:My huge titted gothic queen of DEATH has readied her busty might and will soon smash your puny APE skull in. *tugs collar, little puffs of steam escape*
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# ? Apr 6, 2020 20:27 |
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STARS
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# ? Apr 6, 2020 20:30 |
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Ocean Book posted:if they want they want to so bad should buy thier own skirt and look up it I feel confident that some nerd will pull himself up by his bootstraps and make a custom "REAL ORIGINAL Jill Valentine RE3 miniskirt" skin. I mean, if the Nexus Mods page for the Resident Evil 2 remake is any indication... CassandraZara posted:STARS "You want S.K.I.R.T.S.?! I'll give you skirts!" Dr. Gojo Shioji fucked around with this message at 20:33 on Apr 6, 2020 |
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A SKORT?! IN A GAME WHERE TEH FEMALE PROTAGONIST IS CONSTANTLY CRAWLING AND FALLING WITH A CAMERA DIRECTLY ON HER BACK BECAUSE IT'S 3RD PERSON?!?! AND NO UPSKIRT SHOTS?!?! WTFFFF CAPCOMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
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# ? Apr 6, 2020 21:00 |
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In Resident Evil 4 sometimes you can see up Ashley's skirt tho. Idk if that was just a fan service thing or what. I'm not gonna say it was tastefully done, but it really wasnt gratuitous. Like I guess if you got kidnapped and had to escape a weird fuckin spanish island and had to jump down from high ledges that sometimes your skirt would flip up a bit ? idk i wish we coulda saw leons cock tho
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# ? Apr 6, 2020 21:05 |
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ShortyMR.CAT posted:In Resident Evil 4 sometimes you can see up Ashley's skirt tho. Idk if that was just a fan service thing or what. I'm not gonna say it was tastefully done, but it really wasnt gratuitous. Like I guess if you got kidnapped and had to escape a weird fuckin spanish island and had to jump down from high ledges that sometimes your skirt would flip up a bit ? idk I’m pretty sure Ashley will call you a filthy pervert if she catches you angling for panty shots.
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# ? Apr 6, 2020 21:18 |
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Don't forget the flat and boring voice that lost it's sexyness from the original. Creepy sex pest "Staarrrrsssss..." is better than generic angry "STURRRRSSSS!!!"
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# ? Apr 6, 2020 21:21 |
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Pvt.Scott posted:I’m pretty sure Ashley will call you a filthy pervert if she catches you angling for panty shots. A lot of Resident Evil 4 playthroughs were actually about a terrified young girl who had to hang out with a pervert long enough to not get murdered by other monsters
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