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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Nia Jax :lol:

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DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

THREE TIME! THREE TIME!
In true RAW after Wrestlemania fashion, we're getting a big return: Nia Jax!!!

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?
Oh.



Oh no.

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003


But what is IT?

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

KILL ME

Dell_Zincht
Nov 5, 2003



oh god

Big Queefy
Jan 27, 2013

ROFL NIA ROFL

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZG_k5CSYKhg

I just wanted an excuse to post this :)

Edge & Christian
May 20, 2001

Earth-1145 is truly the best!
A world of singing, magic frogs,
high adventure, no shitposters
Okay I was kidding a few posts ago but now they're pulling out black wrestlers I didn't even know they had signed and have never had on TV before this.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Did Nia get work done

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Edge & Christian posted:

Okay I was kidding a few posts ago but now they're pulling out black wrestlers I didn't even know they had signed and have never had on TV before this.

Aleister Black only got booked because Vince McMahon completely misunderstood how surnames work.

skaboomizzy
Nov 12, 2003

There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

Edge & Christian posted:

Okay I was kidding a few posts ago but now they're pulling out black wrestlers I didn't even know they had signed and have never had on TV before this.

I saw him at an NXT house show before the world ended (you know, late Feb). They always play the music too loud so I have no idea what any of their names are unless they've been on NXT TV.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

:rip: Deonna Purrazzo

Big Queefy
Jan 27, 2013

POOR DEONNA

:(

Edge & Christian
May 20, 2001

Earth-1145 is truly the best!
A world of singing, magic frogs,
high adventure, no shitposters

Jerusalem posted:

Aleister Black only got booked because Vince McMahon completely misunderstood how surnames work.
We just had a Tyler Black match so this logic checks out

Fat Lowtax
Nov 9, 2008


"I'm willing to pay up to $1200 for a big anime titty"


I wish they gave Nia a hilarious Wrestlemania run-in :(

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

Intruder posted:

Did Nia get work done

A hairline reduction apparently

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Nia sucks

Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..

Intruder posted:

Did Nia get work done

Nose I think.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
5 stars.

Big Queefy
Jan 27, 2013

JFC

Nia's voice is the dirt worst

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Edge & Christian posted:

We just had a Tyler Black match so this logic checks out

:hmmyes:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Boo! For once I wanted you to replay the entire thing!

d8uv
Sep 17, 2005

DO NOT EAT
Grimey Drawer
they... what are they doing?! what's the point?

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Bikertaker still rules.

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

THREE TIME! THREE TIME!
What the hell is going on?

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

DeepDickPizza posted:

What the hell is going on?

Taker is rad as hell and can summon fire at will because that's hereditary.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Also AJ Styles is shoot dead now. His wife and children are in mourning.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Did I miss it or did they cut out the bit where Taker actually complimented AJ on being tough and putting up a good fight?

d8uv
Sep 17, 2005

DO NOT EAT
Grimey Drawer
they want to pad time, but they don't want to give away the match, so they re-edited it into an unwatchable 4 minute clip that looks like it's buffering from some belarus pirate's laptop

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

THREE TIME! THREE TIME!

d8uv posted:

they want to pad time, but they don't want to give away the match, so they re-edited it into an unwatchable 4 minute clip that looks like it's buffering from some belarus pirate's laptop

:lmao:

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

That commercial is hilarious now because she’s like one surgery from actually turning into Zack Ryder

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

okay but "woo woo woo" is just every thickheaded dumbass pit bull ever

Brokenogre
May 22, 2013

Lacey is really good actually

d8uv posted:

they want to pad time, but they don't want to give away the match, so they re-edited it into an unwatchable 4 minute clip that looks like it's buffering from some belarus pirate's laptop

Not gonna lie i would honestly believe it was all going to be aired in its entirety before the internet said it was the best thing wwe has done in years

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I feel like I'm watching an episode of Superstars

d8uv
Sep 17, 2005

DO NOT EAT
Grimey Drawer

Intruder posted:

I feel like I'm watching an episode of Superstars

main event ft. nxt jobbers

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Rhea Ripley put up a real fight but ultimately Charlotte Flair's declaration that everybody in NXT was trash and she could beat their champion who simply wasn't on her level turned out to be true.

TV Zombie
Sep 6, 2011

Burying all the trauma from past nights
Burying my anger in the past

I hoped for more for Deonna as opposed to jobber on RAW.

Brokenogre
May 22, 2013

Lacey is really good actually
So they are saying gargano ciampa will be done after this so which one moves up to smackdown friday

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Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?

Brokenogre posted:

So they are saying gargano ciampa will be done after this so which one moves up to smackdown friday

Ciampa doesn't want to move up to the main roster because his body can't handle the road schedule(though i guess that's not a problem in this current environment.)

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