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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dnKlcU8SRD4
  • New WWE Champion Drew McIntyre will make an appearance.
  • Edge figures out what he does now after beating Orton in a Last Man Standing Match.
  • Oh God Kevin Owens vs. Seth Rollins isn't over.
  • Shayna Baszler might take another shot at Becky Lynch despite losing clean to her at Wrestlemania.
  • It's the Raw after Wrestlemania and that used to mean something. Wrestlemania had a couple great matches and also some real stinkers, and given "the current circumstances" and the above preview it seems like nothing really got resolved at "The Granddaddy of Them All".
  • Apparently only this Raw and NXT were taped before a full shutdown went into effect, maybe they'll make their intentions for going forward clear tonight or maybe they'll just continue to run under the assumption that everything will just work out okay somehow. :shrug:

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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Brokenogre posted:

between catfish and jersey shore

I'm assuming at this point there is actually a show literally called,"Between Catfish and Jersey Shore"

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Codependent Poster posted:

The Raw after Wrestlemania is always Bizarro World!

The fans are just here to have fun, Maggle!

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Holy gently caress that kick :aaa:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Rhonne posted:

Did Liv ever actually finish her "feud" with Ruby?

Well at Elimination Chamber they... never interacted. So.... yes!

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Asuka rules so loving much.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Hell yes, Asuka forever

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Wow, Becky is completely loving phoning in this interview.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Jiro posted:

This interview should have been happening as Randy and Edge were trying to choke each other to death in the background.

Or John Cena and Bray Wyatt sitting motionless across from each other in chairs, locked in psychic combat.

Edit: At the end, John Cena does this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KupAgY18QDc&t=83s

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Sugar Blaster posted:

imagine paying like $30

I think Vince's only choice is going to be imagine it.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

What a shocking turn of events :geno:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Bianca is great.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

DeepDickPizza posted:

YOU CAN'T CUT AN ENTIRE PROMO TOWARD THE HARD CAMERA DIRECTED AT SOMEONE WHO IS STANDING DIRECTLY BEHIND YOU

Bianca's great but this is a product of WWE's "Developmental" system, sadly.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Those squats :stare:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Angel just cheesed it :lol:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

CobiWann posted:

Save the horny for the AEW thread!

It's not horny, it's impressed! Like I know Zelina is tiny but that was still mad impressive.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Wait draft picks "expire"? I don't watch real sports (just fake ones like boxing) so is that an actual thing?

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Seth Rollins posted:

you can also spend 5 mana to retrieve your draft pick from the graveyard

FINALLY somebody explains sports in a way that makes logical sense.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Feel like this would have gone over really well in front of a live crowd. Instead of nobody.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Edge & Christian posted:

who says he doesn't deserve at least two televised victories in the span of a year?

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

bartok posted:

This might be the best season of Better Call Saul.

Evergreen post, to be honest.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Codependent Poster posted:

What does Seth want to burn down?

IT

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Nia Jax :lol:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZG_k5CSYKhg

I just wanted an excuse to post this :)

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Edge & Christian posted:

Okay I was kidding a few posts ago but now they're pulling out black wrestlers I didn't even know they had signed and have never had on TV before this.

Aleister Black only got booked because Vince McMahon completely misunderstood how surnames work.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

:rip: Deonna Purrazzo

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Edge & Christian posted:

We just had a Tyler Black match so this logic checks out

:hmmyes:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Boo! For once I wanted you to replay the entire thing!

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Did I miss it or did they cut out the bit where Taker actually complimented AJ on being tough and putting up a good fight?

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Rhea Ripley put up a real fight but ultimately Charlotte Flair's declaration that everybody in NXT was trash and she could beat their champion who simply wasn't on her level turned out to be true.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Brokenogre posted:

So they are saying gargano ciampa will be done after this so which one moves up to smackdown friday

3 months ago
Vince: You're going to the main roster.
Tommaso Ciampa: I don't want to.
Vince: Too bad, it's happening.
Ciampa: Fine.... I'm gonna start a global pandemic
Vince: What?
Ciampa: What?

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Io Shirai better beat her rear end on Wednesday :mad:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Dell_Zincht posted:

Lol Drew ran straight to the back after Mania and got the plates changed

Leonardo DiCaprio did the same after his Oscar :colbert:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

OH MY GOD BRYAN ALVAREZ IS GOING TO DIE :lol:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Vince McMahon is nothing if not predictable: got a star he wants to put over, have them fight a giant.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Hey we're running out of time for the advertised appearance of Edge to discuss his future after beating Randy Orton :thunk:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Ahahaha he bodyslammed the Giant, Vince is jerking it backstage.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Think they'll cut away before the ending so they can get to Edge for his advertised appearance to discuss his future?

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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Edge standing forlornly in the ring as the referee informs him that video of Drew from the previous night ran long and he can't give his speech.

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