My kids are getting to that age where it's time to have "The Talk..."

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Sjs00: Jun 29, 2013; Yeah Baby Yeah !

Do you make them sleep with their hands above the covers

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Salty Josh: Jul 13, 2016; Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world, I feel like I can't take it, and my heart is just going to cave in.; Nap Ghost

gary oldmans diary posted:

i knew a bible thumper when i was a kid who forgot all about the bible part when he got into a girls pants. he was a pretty big piece of crap

i dont know about your situation. maybe educate them about some other religions theyll recognize as bullshit and theyll be able to connect the dots. scientology mormonism greek and norse mythology as actual religions

This happens pretty frequently. When I was a guitarist in the worship team at church, the other guitarist was always getting up in those sweet, naive christian girls. You can cloud alot of the 'Im just trying to show off to get laid' with 'it is just me being a fervent believer in Christ'.

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