It's possible that there are bastard roles in this mafia game [Mafia]

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spacing in vienna: Jan 4, 2007; people they want us to fall down
but we won't ever touch the ground
we're perfectly balanced, we float around
til no one is here, do you hear the sound?; Lipstick Apathy

Really hoping this is a creepy sex cult.

SHALASHASKA HAWKE posted:

joining because ssv might join

maybe siv will join too

Hi! I don't recognize your username, what was it before?

# ¿ Apr 15, 2020 23:34

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# ¿ Apr 26, 2024 11:17

spacing in vienna: Jan 4, 2007; people they want us to fall down
but we won't ever touch the ground
we're perfectly balanced, we float around
til no one is here, do you hear the sound?; Lipstick Apathy

Ok I missed there was a player name cheese sandwich and I thought we were just cuddling a random food item

Something something pun on "lunch"

# ¿ Apr 17, 2020 20:43

spacing in vienna: Jan 4, 2007; people they want us to fall down
but we won't ever touch the ground
we're perfectly balanced, we float around
til no one is here, do you hear the sound?; Lipstick Apathy

Jeabus Mahogany posted:

I will play if nobody else wants spot 26. I will be very bad at playing mafia. You cannot stop me from being bad at mafia. Unless somebody else signs up for the last spot, that will stop me.

We are all bad at mafia. Everyone who plays mafia is bad at mafia.

Especially Lumpen.

# ¿ Apr 17, 2020 20:47

spacing in vienna: Jan 4, 2007; people they want us to fall down
but we won't ever touch the ground
we're perfectly balanced, we float around
til no one is here, do you hear the sound?; Lipstick Apathy

CapitalistPig posted:

Oh no! It shut down.

Was it some kind of virus?

I don't know, but it was holding everything together.

Podima - Master Control Program - Town aligned Compulsive Mega Watcher/ Spectator was killed on night 0!

It is now day 1!

Pig is this screenshot from kingdom hearts?????

# ¿ Apr 17, 2020 20:48

spacing in vienna: Jan 4, 2007; people they want us to fall down
but we won't ever touch the ground
we're perfectly balanced, we float around
til no one is here, do you hear the sound?; Lipstick Apathy

Amnistar posted:

Normally I wouldn't ask, but we had a N0.

Is this a joke?

# ¿ Apr 17, 2020 20:52

spacing in vienna: Jan 4, 2007; people they want us to fall down
but we won't ever touch the ground
we're perfectly balanced, we float around
til no one is here, do you hear the sound?; Lipstick Apathy

Ugh gently caress you mobile app

# ¿ Apr 17, 2020 20:52

spacing in vienna: Jan 4, 2007; people they want us to fall down
but we won't ever touch the ground
we're perfectly balanced, we float around
til no one is here, do you hear the sound?; Lipstick Apathy

Fine it was a stupid joke anyway

# ¿ Apr 17, 2020 20:53

spacing in vienna: Jan 4, 2007; people they want us to fall down
but we won't ever touch the ground
we're perfectly balanced, we float around
til no one is here, do you hear the sound?; Lipstick Apathy

xopods posted:

##vote SalTheBard

Let's see if we can cause another D1 meltdown.

Being mean to sal is No Bueno

# ¿ Apr 17, 2020 20:53

spacing in vienna: Jan 4, 2007; people they want us to fall down
but we won't ever touch the ground
we're perfectly balanced, we float around
til no one is here, do you hear the sound?; Lipstick Apathy

Pussy Quipped posted:

##vote lumpen

the actual best vote you fools

PQ also survived telephone mafia

What up PQ

# ¿ Apr 17, 2020 20:56

spacing in vienna: Jan 4, 2007; people they want us to fall down
but we won't ever touch the ground
we're perfectly balanced, we float around
til no one is here, do you hear the sound?; Lipstick Apathy

Kashuno posted:

##Vote Jen

I was an n0 cop. What cpig failed to tell me until I copped Jen was that if I copped scum they would know I would visited them.

So your results were

"JenX is NOT TOWN. also now she knows you visited her and will probably try to kill you ASAP"

Because that is hilarious

# ¿ Apr 17, 2020 20:57

spacing in vienna: Jan 4, 2007; people they want us to fall down
but we won't ever touch the ground
we're perfectly balanced, we float around
til no one is here, do you hear the sound?; Lipstick Apathy

Mr. Humalong posted:

ok so my role PM didn't give me a role, it only says that if we lunch cheese sandwich something hilarious will happen

##vote cheese sandwich

What if you are roleless and can only murder cheese sandwich and consume his role all Single White Female

# ¿ Apr 17, 2020 20:59

spacing in vienna: Jan 4, 2007; people they want us to fall down
but we won't ever touch the ground
we're perfectly balanced, we float around
til no one is here, do you hear the sound?; Lipstick Apathy

Pussy Quipped posted:

Pretty sure I died in telephone mafia

but Hi!

Sorry, I meant that I saw you voting Lumpen and realized you were another person who suffered through telephone mafia and its insanity

# ¿ Apr 17, 2020 21:01

spacing in vienna: Jan 4, 2007; people they want us to fall down
but we won't ever touch the ground
we're perfectly balanced, we float around
til no one is here, do you hear the sound?; Lipstick Apathy

Kashuno posted:

Don't worry I'm not a cop anymore

You only ever had one shot, or you lose it if you find scum?

I love this loving game

# ¿ Apr 17, 2020 21:03

spacing in vienna: Jan 4, 2007; people they want us to fall down
but we won't ever touch the ground
we're perfectly balanced, we float around
til no one is here, do you hear the sound?; Lipstick Apathy

Oh if it wasn't clear I am 0% insulting you and/or the lovely game you ran and 1500% bitching about Lumpen driving that game straight into a wall for like three or four days running with the """scumslip""" he """found"""

# ¿ Apr 17, 2020 21:06

spacing in vienna: Jan 4, 2007; people they want us to fall down
but we won't ever touch the ground
we're perfectly balanced, we float around
til no one is here, do you hear the sound?; Lipstick Apathy

Amnistar posted:

Well...we get a cheese sandwich for lunch.

For real though I have been eating plenty of grilled cheese and tomato soup during lockdown

Sadly we are out of bread

# ¿ Apr 17, 2020 21:08

spacing in vienna: Jan 4, 2007; people they want us to fall down
but we won't ever touch the ground
we're perfectly balanced, we float around
til no one is here, do you hear the sound?; Lipstick Apathy

Mr. Humalong posted:

Ok I don’t see this working now that everyone has decided to be moral so

I’m a deathproof jester and the only way to remove my deathproof is if cheese sandwich dies

If they haven’t died and I haven’t been executed by day six I lose

I have a day action but I’m not going to use it today

..... I love this loving game

# ¿ Apr 17, 2020 21:08

spacing in vienna: Jan 4, 2007; people they want us to fall down
but we won't ever touch the ground
we're perfectly balanced, we float around
til no one is here, do you hear the sound?; Lipstick Apathy

Amnistar posted:

I will say we are taking this game significantly less seriously than a normal game.

With a claimed deathproof jester in thread, I cannot imagine why

# ¿ Apr 17, 2020 21:11

spacing in vienna: Jan 4, 2007; people they want us to fall down
but we won't ever touch the ground
we're perfectly balanced, we float around
til no one is here, do you hear the sound?; Lipstick Apathy

dmboogie posted:

remember that this is a bastard game so kash could be telling the entire truth from his perspective but he's actually a paranoid or insane cop or w/e

Well yes but this seems weird to just toss out. Like you are pre emptively coming up with reasons for Kash to be telling the truth but wrong. So you think jenx is going to flip town?

# ¿ Apr 17, 2020 21:16

spacing in vienna: Jan 4, 2007; people they want us to fall down
but we won't ever touch the ground
we're perfectly balanced, we float around
til no one is here, do you hear the sound?; Lipstick Apathy

Angelwolf posted:

What's the hilarious thing if cheese sandwich gets lunched? I'm scared he's town and you're all dog piling him

Counterpoint, d1 turbos are generally hilarious

I turbo'd my rl spouse d1 of his first game

# ¿ Apr 17, 2020 21:20

spacing in vienna: Jan 4, 2007; people they want us to fall down
but we won't ever touch the ground
we're perfectly balanced, we float around
til no one is here, do you hear the sound?; Lipstick Apathy

Your Personal Muse posted:

Confirmed scum.

I’ll explain everything after two (2) other people play the content game by quoting this post

I would like to play Content Game and I have quoted this post accordingly

# ¿ Apr 17, 2020 21:22

spacing in vienna: Jan 4, 2007; people they want us to fall down
but we won't ever touch the ground
we're perfectly balanced, we float around
til no one is here, do you hear the sound?; Lipstick Apathy

Amnistar posted:

Adding anything to grilled cheese is an abomination Frank.

the entire point of the game is to consume fat and bread. Butter. Cheese. Bread.

Not true. If you add a very VERY tiny amount of thinly chipped ham, grilled cheese gets even better.

# ¿ Apr 17, 2020 21:23

spacing in vienna: Jan 4, 2007; people they want us to fall down
but we won't ever touch the ground
we're perfectly balanced, we float around
til no one is here, do you hear the sound?; Lipstick Apathy

Akarshi posted:

im scanning the menu and theres not too much that sounds tasty. perhaps ill order A Sometimes Food with a side of Lumpen (sounds like a potato dish)

Hey if you were in the gbs newbie game who was your Celebrity Mentor and did they suck?

# ¿ Apr 17, 2020 21:26

spacing in vienna: Jan 4, 2007; people they want us to fall down
but we won't ever touch the ground
we're perfectly balanced, we float around
til no one is here, do you hear the sound?; Lipstick Apathy

Pussy Quipped posted:

everyone knows that you put mayo on the outside of grilled cheese not butter

PQ

PQ no

PQ what did the cheese do to you

PQ where did the bad cheese touch you

# ¿ Apr 17, 2020 21:27

spacing in vienna: Jan 4, 2007; people they want us to fall down
but we won't ever touch the ground
we're perfectly balanced, we float around
til no one is here, do you hear the sound?; Lipstick Apathy

Jeabus Mahogany posted:

You fool, you underestimate just how bad I am at playing mafia

Psssht. Talk to me when you've tanked a game in lylo by using your doc protect on the last scum. Amateur.

# ¿ Apr 17, 2020 21:28

spacing in vienna: Jan 4, 2007; people they want us to fall down
but we won't ever touch the ground
we're perfectly balanced, we float around
til no one is here, do you hear the sound?; Lipstick Apathy

Toalpaz posted:

I'm getting called a vet now which is exciting.

Ok I misread this as saying that you called a vet

Like from a phone, in your house

And was going to segue into explaining that my oldest cat is sick

Still might talk about that at some point

Carry on

# ¿ Apr 17, 2020 21:29

spacing in vienna: Jan 4, 2007; people they want us to fall down
but we won't ever touch the ground
we're perfectly balanced, we float around
til no one is here, do you hear the sound?; Lipstick Apathy

Kashuno posted:

we are already out of jokephase folks, you need to decide if Jen is lying or I'm lying.

Jen's lying

For the record I actually am leaning towards believing you, because your role sounds appropriately lovely for this game, but there are important conversations afoot

# ¿ Apr 17, 2020 21:33

spacing in vienna: Jan 4, 2007; people they want us to fall down
but we won't ever touch the ground
we're perfectly balanced, we float around
til no one is here, do you hear the sound?; Lipstick Apathy

Pussy Quipped posted:

Ill vote for whoever you cat wants me to.

Awwwww lemme ask her! :nyan:

Josie just poo poo on the floor.

Not even on the black plastic we set down in the hopes that she'd poo poo on it. Straight on carpeting.

If you can interpret those tea leaves we may find scum!!!!

# ¿ Apr 17, 2020 21:35

spacing in vienna: Jan 4, 2007; people they want us to fall down
but we won't ever touch the ground
we're perfectly balanced, we float around
til no one is here, do you hear the sound?; Lipstick Apathy

Toalpaz posted:

oh does amni have one of those fun bastard mod roles where they get to be in an increasingly loud argument with the moderator?

I think technically any of us "get" to have that role if we try hard enough

# ¿ Apr 17, 2020 21:39

spacing in vienna: Jan 4, 2007; people they want us to fall down
but we won't ever touch the ground
we're perfectly balanced, we float around
til no one is here, do you hear the sound?; Lipstick Apathy

Your Personal Muse posted:

You for LYING to me, confirmed scum

Alright SIV, here’s your content game:

Go to a random number generator. Put all people in the game into the random number generator. Randomize the names, pick out the top three people. For those three people, provide the following information:

Who they would pick as mason partners;

Whether they would rather be scum or not:

Whether you would choose them as part of an alliance in Survivor.

I randomized the numbers 1-26 and used the numbers to find corresponding players because gently caress typing all those names out, I am willing to play but :effort:

25, 20, 11.

Xopods, Sal, JenX.

A: I don't know Xopods personally so let's say Amni, because amni talks a good mason game

Sal might pick me because we can spam animal pics except last time we were in a masonry together I was secretly a serial killer and Sal might be understandable salty about that

JenX would pick CPig, clearly the smartest answer since Pig is the mod and all

B: Xopods I'll guess yes.

Sal 1000% no.

Jen I'll say would rather be 3p cult recruiter.

C: I would never go on Survivor because I hate the outdoors and am allergic to everything plus fat and lazy but I'll answer the question anyway.

Xopods -- is apparently a real life board game designer so absolutely joining an alliance with him, maybe he can save my pathetic rear end

Sal -- cool peeps plus would not backstab me because he is Sal, so alliance yes

JenX -- cool peeps so yes to an alliance

Actually I might ask my alliance people to sabotage me and help me fail early because I think people who lose quickly get to go stay in a hotel until the game is over and do not have to suffer through a deserted hellscape and I don't care how much money it's for I want my AC back I lose where's the pool

# ¿ Apr 17, 2020 21:50

spacing in vienna: Jan 4, 2007; people they want us to fall down
but we won't ever touch the ground
we're perfectly balanced, we float around
til no one is here, do you hear the sound?; Lipstick Apathy

CapitalistPig posted:

Capitalistpig - Riff Raff - hip hop aligned food expert miller was megavoted on day 1

The day continues

If that's your avatar then you are definitely scum

##vote cpig

# ¿ Apr 17, 2020 21:53

spacing in vienna: Jan 4, 2007; people they want us to fall down
but we won't ever touch the ground
we're perfectly balanced, we float around
til no one is here, do you hear the sound?; Lipstick Apathy

Your Personal Muse posted:

Confirmed scum

I typed out a shitload of words for you and you didn't even read it, jerk

# ¿ Apr 17, 2020 21:54

spacing in vienna: Jan 4, 2007; people they want us to fall down
but we won't ever touch the ground
we're perfectly balanced, we float around
til no one is here, do you hear the sound?; Lipstick Apathy

Your Personal Muse posted:

Also I’m sorry SiV, I was going to type out a long diatribe involving your post number about how you are scum but I got caught with actual work and I would be just making GBS threads up the game at this point, I promise I didn’t plan to just make you do all that work for no payoff

Oh man that sucks. In that case I rescind the "jerk." I legit thought that was the joke, you were giving me a laundry list of poo poo to do and then were going to go "only scum would have bothered, not reading that poo poo" lol

# ¿ Apr 18, 2020 01:34

spacing in vienna: Jan 4, 2007; people they want us to fall down
but we won't ever touch the ground
we're perfectly balanced, we float around
til no one is here, do you hear the sound?; Lipstick Apathy

cheese sandwich posted:

all these complicated roles are bullshit, the real bastards are the people that signed up to play

it's us, we're the bastards

Exhibit A: we play mafia

# ¿ Apr 18, 2020 01:35

spacing in vienna: Jan 4, 2007; people they want us to fall down
but we won't ever touch the ground
we're perfectly balanced, we float around
til no one is here, do you hear the sound?; Lipstick Apathy

Amnistar posted:

Lumpen is scum this game.

Based on the fact that he's posted once and didn't try to start content game, I think you're on to something.

# ¿ Apr 18, 2020 01:36

spacing in vienna: Jan 4, 2007; people they want us to fall down
but we won't ever touch the ground
we're perfectly balanced, we float around
til no one is here, do you hear the sound?; Lipstick Apathy

Jen X posted:

I'm a rolecop and that was my result, I'm also lovers with some other person in the game, I have no clue who

wuzzup girrrrrrrl

PRIVATE MESSAGE FOR JEN NO ONE ELSE READ

*COUGH* so um how you doin??

# ¿ Apr 18, 2020 01:40

spacing in vienna: Jan 4, 2007; people they want us to fall down
but we won't ever touch the ground
we're perfectly balanced, we float around
til no one is here, do you hear the sound?; Lipstick Apathy

cheese sandwich posted:

I'm okay with Jen but I want to lynch amni at some point because if he's 3p I'll never trust him and I feel like I remember him claiming 3p as scum one time way back and I will probably never trust him in particular again

Amni just scum claimed in a game and convinced town to dunk a lurker beforehand so no one should trust amni ever

# ¿ Apr 18, 2020 01:43

spacing in vienna: Jan 4, 2007; people they want us to fall down
but we won't ever touch the ground
we're perfectly balanced, we float around
til no one is here, do you hear the sound?; Lipstick Apathy

Kashuno posted:

I am a compulsive cryptologist now that I am back working at my cop desk instead of out copping. Not traitorous though. I'd be surprised that we both targeted each other n0 but honestly it's not that surprising

Are the messages you sent actual cryptograms as in E = T, F = R, etc? Because those are cool.

# ¿ Apr 18, 2020 01:44

spacing in vienna: Jan 4, 2007; people they want us to fall down
but we won't ever touch the ground
we're perfectly balanced, we float around
til no one is here, do you hear the sound?; Lipstick Apathy

cheese sandwich posted:

naw I want him to post first. there is a large amount of bullshit to wade through

I realize I've been taking d1 very breezy but I'm actually very serious here, Lumpen gets super quiet as scum. He's not currently word vomiting = noooot town Lumpen.

##vote Lumpen

# ¿ Apr 18, 2020 01:49

spacing in vienna: Jan 4, 2007; people they want us to fall down
but we won't ever touch the ground
we're perfectly balanced, we float around
til no one is here, do you hear the sound?; Lipstick Apathy

Jen X posted:

Hello~

(3 days of headache and counting, hoping it’s getting better but unsure, had to quit a more serious game already )

Is it a migraine? Because those are loving evil.

If it's sinus bullshit you can get a washcloth so super hot it singes your fingertips and then slap that right over your eyes, it's the bomb.

# ¿ Apr 18, 2020 01:51

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# ¿ Apr 26, 2024 11:17

spacing in vienna: Jan 4, 2007; people they want us to fall down
but we won't ever touch the ground
we're perfectly balanced, we float around
til no one is here, do you hear the sound?; Lipstick Apathy

Amnistar posted:

This is true. Trusting me when I'm claiming to be not town is just a mistake.

I say that with love. You almost pulled it off, you bastard.

# ¿ Apr 18, 2020 01:52

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