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Once fisted a girl so hard she fell off the back of the sofa (she was leaning against the back of the sofa)
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Remember comet Hale-Bopp? That wasn’t a comet at all but the unfortunate woman I hosed so hard I sent her into orbit. I was 9
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Apr 8, 2020 03:39
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Once I hosed so hard some seams on my waifu split. It was very traumatic actually.
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Apr 8, 2020 03:45
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a peck of pickled peckers posted:My Evangelion pillow has never complained, if you know what I mean. I don't. Please explain.
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Time_pants posted:I don't. Please explain. yeah which evangelion was it? this is important
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Years ago I had a girlfriend who was a classically trained dancer. She was on top and looked so hot and beautiful that I got carried away, leading to her being thrust so hard she flew high up in the air where she calmly made the most of it and executed a perfect grande jete.
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Apr 8, 2020 13:29
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Hard enough that I've learned a grown-rear end woman will say, "Harder! Harder!" right up to the moment the skin lining her vagina tears. She'll stop saying harder then, though. GORDON fucked around with this message at 14:42 on Apr 8, 2020 |
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Apr 8, 2020 14:38
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GORDON posted:Hard enough that I've learned a grown-rear end woman will say, "Harder! Harder!" right up to the moment the skin lining her vagina tears. 
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Apr 8, 2020 14:58
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Stress is gettin to y'all Porn and real life sex are different
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Apr 8, 2020 15:06
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Spinz posted:Porn and real life sex are different This but with 5 exclamation points. Literally A Person fucked around with this message at 15:21 on Apr 8, 2020 |
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Apr 8, 2020 15:08
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about 6 months ago I got talked into topping this girl & while she was on top she ran out of steam so I grabbed her by the hips and started jackhammering into her. after like a minute she squirted so hard that it got into my mouth so I threw her off and ran to her bathroom full speed in the complete dark and ended up clipping my two smallest toes on a wall which broke them both. I cleaned up and then finished in her rear end
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Apr 8, 2020 15:13
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we were going at it and I mean like really going at it and right when I’m starting to feel a real rush she takes that thumb and does that thing you always hear about people doing with it and well guess she must’ve hit the reverse switch bc I hoovered her right up whole and I been trying to stick things up there every which way ever since to reverse the flow and get my girl back but to no avail
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Apr 8, 2020 15:28
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Spinz posted:Stress is gettin to y'all Actually I’m starting to find dating people in their mid 20’s to be way more desensitized to this stuff. They are among the first people to have gone through puberty with pocket pornography and as result they are pretty much seeking to emulate porn sex these days. Lots of light violence and daddy stuff seems WAY WAY more commonplace then like a decade ago. When I was 23 at a music festival with my GF, we boned so hard that at one point the only part of either of our bodies touching the ground was the small of her back, for like at least one whole second. It was like an incredible Greek statue.
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Bust Rodd posted:Actually I’m starting to find dating people in their mid 20’s to be way more desensitized to this stuff. They are among the first people to have gone through puberty with pocket pornography and as result they are pretty much seeking to emulate porn sex these days. Lots of light violence and daddy stuff seems WAY WAY more commonplace then like a decade ago. This post: 
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Apr 8, 2020 15:41
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one time i banged this chick so hard a baby came out. not 9 months later or anything, it came out immediately. doctors were stunned.
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Tom Gorman posted:one time i banged this chick so hard a baby came out. not 9 months later or anything, it came out immediately. doctors were stunned. Happened to me too, weird. One time me and this lady boned down so hard that one of the other tenants named their WiFi "We Can Hear You loving".
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Apr 8, 2020 15:48
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I once tried to manually stimulate my prostate with a pencil. When I removed it the tip had turned into a diamond.
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DiHK posted:Happened to me too, weird. This owns
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DiHK posted:Happened to me too, weird. This happened to me but I live 6 miles away from my neighbors.
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Apr 8, 2020 15:53
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Oscar Wild posted:This happened to me but I live 6 miles away from my neighbors. nice.
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Apr 8, 2020 15:55
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Once hosed so hard it killed the poor girl and now she haunts the place where we totally had really hot sex and the only way to get her to leave is if I come back and do her ghost. She keeps showing up to freak out the people that live there and they think she's saying 'Boo' but really she's trying to ask 'Boooone meee'. It's tragic really. Oh well.
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Big Beef City posted:Once hosed so hard it killed the poor girl and now she haunts the place where we totally had really hot sex and the only way to get her to leave is if I come back and do her ghost. You've entered the Booooone Zoooone!
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Apr 8, 2020 16:14
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right now 
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Apr 8, 2020 16:18
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I've never had sex OP
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Apr 8, 2020 16:25
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I once went to Mexico and took some iridium suppositories then hosed so hard it caused a nuclear level explosion. That was about 65 million years ago and I haven't hosed since. But one day I'll gently caress again. Be warned.
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serious norman posted:I've never had sex OP
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Bust Rodd posted:Actually I’m starting to find dating people in their mid 20’s to be way more desensitized to this stuff. They are among the first people to have gone through puberty with pocket pornography and as result they are pretty much seeking to emulate porn sex these days. Lots of light violence and daddy stuff seems WAY WAY more commonplace then like a decade ago. I have no doubt^ Girls see the poo poo and think that's what they need to do and like to be hot. Guys will totally have the wrong idea about how to give the majority of women an orgasm. A generation of hosed up young adults is here. I don't give a gently caress how old it makes me sound, the hitting and choking isn't what the majority of sexual acts is like. Role playing and experimenting, getting wild sometimes is v fun and often a huge part of fantasy sure, but these poor kids who think all sex should be that way.. Way way too much porn is violent, its disgusting and abhorrent Sad
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Sometimes my big swingin balls swing so hard against them sexy lady thighs they get all bruised up and look like a big old pair o’ purple plums hangin off my drippin hog
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You guys will never believe this one... Back in my 20s, we got a new boss at work. Rich dude, he took us all out for dinner and talked about how much he was looking forward to being a boss AND a friend. He even talked about his boat and looking forward to cruising up and down the Allegheny River. So like 2 weeks later I'm at work. I always got in early, and boy, what a surprise I was about to get. My phone starts ringing. Long story short, the rich guy fired every single person in our department and outsourced our work. He knew about it when he took us out to dinner (hot!) and used that meeting to learn all our names. That was the hardest loving I've ever gotten, it was incredible.
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Spinz posted:I have no doubt^ A majority of PORN sex acts aren't that way, either. I mean...what the heck? Yea that stuff is out there, but I would consider it a leap to say that someone consuming today's media just goes "Welp straight to chokeslam porn it is!" like that's the default pornography you fall into. I'm getting the vibe this might be a little more about your take-away on porn and your exposure to it than what reality for that generation may be, but, whatever I suppose.
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In order to get everyone on the same page and get a sense for what "normal" means, everyone should go to Fetlife and look at how many hundreds of people in your area code are into violent, kinky sex.
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Apr 8, 2020 17:32
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I've teared something in my dick twice. There was blood involved. It healed fine and I was good to go 10 minutes later though 
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Apr 8, 2020 17:36
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Apr 8, 2020 17:37
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Spinz posted:Stress is gettin to y'all 
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Big Beef City posted:A majority of PORN sex acts aren't that way, either. I mean...what the heck? Yea that stuff is out there, but I would consider it a leap to say that someone consuming today's media just goes "Welp straight to chokeslam porn it is!" like that's the default pornography you fall into. I'm surprised at this I have no experience with porn I have been told and read that the vast majority of commercial porn includes violence. This is a kinda loaded word but I think you can figure it out. Big diff between a good blowjob and face loving irl Huh. Maybe that's all wrong I really don't give a poo poo about debating this tho, not today
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Once, this real hot broad, an absolute dime, did the mattress mombo with this here fella and it went so swell that boy howdy, the Thompsons changed their welcome mat to "hey now, y'all are loudly copulating" Go to pornhub and look at "recent" or "top rated". It's all incest, violence, and incest. pop fly to McGillicutty fucked around with this message at 17:59 on Apr 8, 2020 |
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Apr 8, 2020 17:57
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*pop* BOOYAH!!!
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Apr 8, 2020 18:07
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Spinz posted:I'm surprised at this It's not that loving someone in the face is wrong or saying some dirty poo poo is wrong, it's that people don't understand that these things are only fun for all the participants if all the participants actually want to engage in them. There is space in this world for some depraved sex acts there just shouldn't be room for that poo poo when people aren't really into it. That's all. All in all, I think you're not cray cray Spin and there is some porno that is pretty  inducing but BBC is totally right as well. There is a ton of porn that at the very least depicts people enjoying sex.I mean really the big deal is that people need to really understand consent before they start doing the really fun stuff or else it's not really fun.
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I always gently caress hardest
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