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Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

M_Gargantua posted:

This Zak Smith person sounds like a rapist, a pant's shitter, and an all around terrible person.

:emptyquote:

Elendil004 posted:

Zak S is running an "Adam Koebel's Victims Benefit Fund" on his Onlfyans.

Doesn't he think Adam Koebel's main victim isn't any of the people he harassed or assaulted in his games, but instead he himself for being accused of being a rapist, abuser, and pantshitter?

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Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Alien Rope Burn posted:

Looks like he's trying to harass Ettin and folks in his apology tweet as "@BillSometine7". I certainly hope that's not him, because that sure looks like the behavior I would expect from a serial abuser. People might get the idea that he's the kind of person that tries his damnedest to just harm others.

No, no, certainly he would have better things to do than immediately wade in and try to alienate people further. He definitely would be smarter than that. I'm sure he's got something better to do that isn't at all abusive.

Couldn't find that under all the harassment of Renfamous (for which I reported the account, hope it gets wrecked).

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

PinheadSlim posted:

As a nobody American let me say it twice in your honor.

Zak S is a rapist [slur] that should be ground into a fine paste and tossed into a furnace.

Please don't do that.

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Solus posted:



Zak is definitely not sockpuppeting on reddit

How would you dare suggest such a thi-


Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

sexpig by night posted:

Zak S, local pants shitter, rapist, and sock puppet coward

If you bother looking him up there's yet another, even more recent sockpuppet, replying to this sockpuppet which he registered a month ago.

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

neongrey posted:

what a sack of poo poo. also wearing a sack of poo poo, ie, his pants. which are full of the poo poo that he poo poo in a homophobic chicken restaurant. according to a popular rumour, anyway.

Poopsockpuppet

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

fool of sound posted:

Has anyone said poopsockpuppet yet?

Absurd Alhazred posted:

Poopsockpuppet

:smith:

Speaking of which, what should a :zaks: emote look like?

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Yeah, but with that weird faux-punk haircut or something.

Or :itwaspoo: but "It was ZakS"

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Way to kinkshame, absolutely not ZakS.

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

90s Cringe Rock posted:

It was indeed Zach who was arguing that expressions like 4-16 or 2-7 were much easier to use than 4d4 or d6+1, and anyone who disagreed was wrong and a misogynist because his female porn star friends agreed with him.

I, too, love to look at a listing of weapons and have to do the extra mental work to realize that 1-12 and 2-12 are totally different distributions.

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

CainFortea posted:

2-12 could be 1d4+1d8. It could be 2d6. It could be 1d10 + a coin flip.

All of these have different distributions.

This is just one of the easily taken down positions Zak S, noted rapist and pants shitter, has taken.

Yeah, but I mean, there's a pattern of simplicity to them, and you don't usually use mixed dice or coins. So it's pretty clear that 2-12 means 2d6 and 1-12 means 1d12. But you have to think about it more than about 2d6 vs 1d12.

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Warthur posted:

True, but one of the ranges Zak cites is 4-16. That could be 4D4, 2D4 x 2, or 1D4 x 4, in order of increasing flatness of distribution.

And sometimes you might want to do, say, 1D8+1D4 if you have particular needs for the distribution in question.

Dice notation gives you the freedom to specify that without ambiguity. Simply quoting ranges either a) introduces ambiguity or b) forces you to say something like "all rolls are done with X number of the same dice, where X is the lowest end of the range". The former is confusing. The latter takes tools out of the game designer's hand.

You don't have to convince me of this. :shrug:

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Warthur posted:

Then we'll leave it there rather than stretching it out interminably based on some arcane set of personal rules of debate, because we're both more capable of letting something lie than abusive control freak Zak Smith.

Also hopefully neither of us have poo poo our pants.

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

:discourse:

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

PoptartsNinja posted:

I apologize for this.



I mean, not to Zak, or for doing it.



I apologize for taking so long.
So :zak: = , :zak2: = , :zaks: = ?

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Tsilkani posted:

Now, now, let's be fair. While notorious rapist, abuser, and serial harasser Zak S has done many horrible things, including poo poo himself outside a Chik-Fil-A, I don't think he's done anything involving underage folks.

(Unless I missed that particular piece of horribleness.)

Rolling 4d4 for age of consent sounds more like a Byron Hall thing.

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Nuns with Guns posted:

The Fail Forward UK blog post about Zak and RPGPundit consulting on 5e D&D:
http://archive.is/k0HmO

I somehow missed that Mike Mearls explicitly cited SA as harassing poor :zak:.

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

canyoneer posted:

Zak is the kind of person who as a kid would check out all the Where's Waldo books from the library and circle the Waldo on every page with a marker.

He'd get some of them wrong, too.

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Fivemarks posted:

So the Sufficient Velocity forums are continuing in holding fast that banning me for posting about Zak S being a noted Abuser, Rapist, and Pants Shitter who uses weak defamation laws to harass his critics and his victims is good and right because it protects them from being sued by Zak S.

In my opinion, they're a bunch of poo baby cowards.

The Velocity in question of their projectile diarrhea.

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Cassa posted:

I'm reading through my D&D book that he claims to have been a consultant on but there's no mention of him.

Then you've thankfully managed to get one from after they removed his name. Mine has him under "Additional Consultation By".

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

:emptyquote:

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Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

90s Cringe Rock posted:

:zak: hates GNS because he was really disappointed when the S didn't stand for poo poo.

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