Apology to Zak Smith

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Grand Fromage: Jan 30, 2006; L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?

So wait, is this thread about Zak Smith the rapist, or Zak Smith the pants shitter?

# ¿ Apr 9, 2020 02:05

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# ¿ Apr 27, 2024 02:26

Grand Fromage: Jan 30, 2006; L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?

Fuego Fish posted:

I believe it is about Zak Smith (the author of Pantshart, Brown & Unpleasant Pants, Pants lovely and other unreadable garbage and also a Consultant on making GBS threads His Own Pants Chik-Fil-A Edition) who is also a rapist.

o thanks 4 the info :thumbsup:

# ¿ Apr 9, 2020 02:14

Grand Fromage: Jan 30, 2006; L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?

Would you say he Chick-FILL-a'd his pants?

# ¿ Apr 9, 2020 02:42

Grand Fromage: Jan 30, 2006; L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?

Halloween Jack posted:

Zak S is very presidential, by which I mean he's a rapist who can't control his bowels.

# ¿ Apr 9, 2020 23:01

Grand Fromage: Jan 30, 2006; L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?

Slimnoid posted:

we're all going to be doing this in two months tbh

Zak Smith, on the other hand, is a pants-making GBS threads sexual assaulter.

# ¿ Apr 10, 2020 02:48

Grand Fromage: Jan 30, 2006; L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?

wizzardstaff posted:

Hambly should do a video interview with this Robert guy, he sounds like a real straight shitter.

# ¿ Apr 10, 2020 04:17

Grand Fromage: Jan 30, 2006; L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?

Nothing goons love more than a good pants making GBS threads

# ¿ Apr 10, 2020 05:41

Grand Fromage: Jan 30, 2006; L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?

UnCO3 posted:

# ¿ Apr 11, 2020 01:10

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# ¿ Apr 27, 2024 02:26

Grand Fromage: Jan 30, 2006; L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?

Mors Rattus posted:

i look forward to his attempts to serve papers on twitter and SA user names

It's super funny because there are countries with absolute bullshit defamation laws, like obviously wherever Ettin lives and East Asia (where you can be sued for defamation for posting anything negative about anyone, even with verifiable proof that everything you said is 100% true), but those of us in the US? Good loving luck there, shitpants. The US sucks but in this particular instance, its laws are very good and correct.

# ¿ Apr 12, 2020 19:47

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