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Big Dick Cheney
Mar 30, 2007
the kids will be alright

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Farm Frenzy
Jan 3, 2007

sum posted:

I'm freakin cracking and pinging from the god drat epic fail on the news!!

Bored Online
May 25, 2009

We don't need Rome telling us what to do.
walk and chew bubble gum at the same time

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Jack-in-the-Bach posted:

Twitter has a lot of "(insert thing that is not a vote for Biden) is a vote for Trump" that makes me want to reach through the monitor and strangle what is probably a program

I also hate things that are true.

Jack-in-the-Bach
Oct 15, 2005

Joe Bidens rape is also true

Seven Force
Nov 9, 2005

WARNING!

BOSS IS APPROACHING!!!

SEVEN FORCE

--ACTIONS--

SHITPOSTING

LOVE LOVE DANCING

It's also true that Biden will lose ^_^

Content: "You love/hate to see it, folks".

Trabisnikof
Dec 24, 2005

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

I also hate things that are true.

I haven’t heard this one before but ill keep my eyes out, seems like the kind of phrase the lamest people on Twitter or reddit would use.

Harold Stassen
Jan 24, 2016
"Putting my kid to bed just now, she asked me how socialists plan to pay for Medicare For All when we're already running a record deficit.

She's 4."

etc etc

eonwe posted:

I feel like people use praxis way too often and its usually in a really show-off type fashion

cool dance moves posted:

Some trump nicknames, like Two Scoops and Cheeto Hitler

Peanut President posted:

all the trump nicknames including drumpf and trumbo and whatever

BrutalistMcDonalds posted:

just sitting here drinking my covfefe


Lawman 0 posted:

THE THING WHERE YOU REPEAT LINE AFTER LINE
THE THING WHERE YOU REPEAT LINE AFTER LINE
THE THING WHERE YOU REPEAT LINE AFTER LINE
THE THING WHERE YOU REPEAT LINE AFTER LINE
THE THING WHERE YOU REPEAT LINE AFTER LINE
THE THING WHERE YOU REPEAT LINE AFTER LINE

cool dance moves posted:

Unironically👏putting👏clap👏emojis👏between👏every👏word👏

Goon Boots posted:

This ain't it.

This ain't it, chief.

Uncle Wemus posted:

go home X, you're drunk

GalacticAcid posted:

starting takes with “hello hi yes” also irks me

Big Dick Cheney posted:

the kids will be alright

Came to post one or all of these but looks like y'all beat me to it!

Ansar Santa
Jul 12, 2012

i'm getting really tired of all these posters telling me that "loose lips sink ships". like, i don't give a poo poo!

Harold Stassen
Jan 24, 2016
No one:

Not a single soul:

Person: saying or doing thing

Maya Fey
Jan 22, 2017


COMPAGNIE TOMMY posted:

No one:

Not a single soul:

Person: saying or doing thing

i dont think i've ever seen this used in a way where the format made the content any better

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

NEW YORK VALUES

COMPAGNIE TOMMY posted:

No one:

Not a single soul:

Person: saying or doing thing

It’s the worst format, so stupid

Drunkboxer
Jun 30, 2007
“blasts” in headlines for articles describing some whiny bullshit trump mumbled into a microphone. or when one of our other decrepit leaders mildly criticizes some hosed up poo poo

like “Trump blasts HHS watchdog for report on hospital shortages”

ianmacdo
Oct 30, 2012
Stan or Staning for someone or something.
Just makes me think they love south park too much.

cool dance moves
Aug 27, 2018


BREAKING NEWS for poo poo that's been happening all morning, with no new developments in the story

cool dance moves
Aug 27, 2018


In fact, gently caress it. The concept of 24-hour news channels in the age of the internet.

Dmitri-9
Nov 30, 2004

There's something really sexy about Scrooge McDuck. I love Uncle Scrooge.

cool dance moves posted:

BREAKING NEWS for poo poo that's been happening all morning, with no new developments in the story

There should be a bot net that just spams #BREAKING white noise posts whenever BREAKING starts trending.

Farm Frenzy
Jan 3, 2007

COMPAGNIE TOMMY posted:

No one:

Not a single soul:

Person: saying or doing thing

Big Dick Cheney
Mar 30, 2007

cool dance moves posted:

BREAKING NEWS for poo poo that's been happening all morning, with no new developments in the story

BREAKING NEWS: Trump exists!

Eulogistics
Aug 30, 2012

Drunkboxer posted:

“blasts” in headlines for articles describing some whiny bullshit trump mumbled into a microphone. or when one of our other decrepit leaders mildly criticizes some hosed up poo poo

like “Trump blasts HHS watchdog for report on hospital shortages”

In this vein, using any kind of violent euphemism for things that are not violent: "Person eviscerates other person" when what really happened is the two parties involves had an exchange on twitter.

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

NEW YORK VALUES
A few years back it would have been "bodies" and "spaces" but that seems to have dissipated quite a bit

docbeard
Jul 19, 2011

This thread is going to just devolve into a list of every phrase that's been used more than twice in political commentary online and I am extremely here for it.

Prince Myshkin
Jun 17, 2018

GalacticAcid posted:

A few years back it would have been "bodies" and "spaces" but that seems to have dissipated quite a bit

I think the ironic use of it is venturing into irritating territory, since no one really says it sincerely anymore.

docbeard
Jul 19, 2011

Conversely, not nearly enough people use the phrase "Let's you and him fight" to describe the common political phenomenon of someone trying to start an argument that doesn't directly involve them.

Algund Eenboom
May 4, 2014

Wow, it's almost as if

Daikloktos
Jan 1, 2020

by Cyrano4747
Ctrl+F hmm... moderate republican... eviscerate... no ratfuck yet?

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


OpenSourceBurger posted:

If you unironically use the term soyboy all of your sources of online communications should be confiscated

found a soy boy

Farm Frenzy
Jan 3, 2007

old man yells at cloud

Farm Frenzy
Jan 3, 2007

does this shock you?

Prince Myshkin
Jun 17, 2018
That's it. That's the tweet.

Doc Fission
Sep 11, 2011



not quite in theme but "Thanks Obama" is trending again in Atlanta Twitter and I certainly do dislike it

Harold Stassen
Jan 24, 2016
Lanyards

Donut twitter

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy
the new normal

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy
purity spiral

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

NEW YORK VALUES

Never seen this one before....but I already hate it

babypolis
Nov 4, 2009

"populism" which is basically a meaningless term mostly used to compare popular leftist leaders to trump

Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense



Eulogistics posted:

In this vein, using any kind of violent euphemism for things that are not violent: "Person eviscerates other person" when what really happened is the two parties involves had an exchange on twitter.

DESTROYS

soundsection
May 10, 2010
___gate

Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos

(and can't post for 7 days!)

I like how

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Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos

(and can't post for 7 days!)

that's an lf callback, idk if anyone is gonna get it though

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