- Uxzuigal
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Chill Berserker Dude
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down with the emperor - i will not be confined to my own farts...
as of today I am...
...dust cropping innocent children and blaming them
...casually walking in a crowd bumping into tables of stacked products, then loudly blaming the person next to me
...mixing shampoo and conditioner bottles in the store to give people a bad hair day
...eating with my mouth open at the finest restaurant in town, making annoying sounds... so that I get kicked out and don't have to pay for the food
...adding some extra weight to my letters so it's just above the limit, but under margin of error... take that gas bill , postal freaks
...touching all vegetables in the store before deciding to get the first one I picked up
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Putting ketchup on a hotdog.
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Apr 9, 2020 17:18
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I got ButtTheShitmanFart permabanned
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Apr 9, 2020 18:46
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That's almost as bad as flipping someone off right after you buy a Happy Meal off of them
...more like CRAPPY MEAL!
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flipping off the sheriff who keeps flying overhead in their helicopter and cracking a joke to the guy 40 feet away from me that i’ve never seen a pig actually fly before and he yells “what?” so i yell it to him again and he looks up at the helicopter and we both start laughing
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Apr 9, 2020 20:38
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- Macnult
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lol
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Apr 9, 2020 22:11
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- kuskus
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Took an extra paper number from the hair dryer looking thing at Jo-Ann Fabrics so the associate would have to call out an extra number and no one is going to answer. Got 'em!!!
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Apr 10, 2020 06:11
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- take the moon
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by sebmojo
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I got ButtTheShitmanFart permabanned
the mods never do anything without a good reason
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Apr 10, 2020 15:56
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- unknown butthole
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The old customs remain
and the ancient gods live on
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some old fart pulled over as I was walking and asked for directions. I lied and sent him to who knows where.
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Apr 10, 2020 22:26
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by Fluffdaddy
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had a second choccy milk
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Apr 10, 2020 22:31
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FALSE SLACK
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Buying 16 apples in the 15 item express line
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Apr 10, 2020 22:57
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Taking off my shoes and shirt as I enter any store.
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Apr 10, 2020 23:49
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- Pacifica Ocean
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I almost coughed today in public.
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Apr 11, 2020 04:28
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Running Flash on Chrome
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Apr 11, 2020 06:57
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not NWSing poo poo when told to by mods
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Apr 11, 2020 16:26
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- Slush Garbo
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FALSE SLACK
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putting in usb correctly first try
Removing a USB stick without safely ejecting the device 
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Apr 11, 2020 18:35
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- nut
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pretending to pee when I go to the bathroom to wash my hands
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