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numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

havnt been to the store in like 2 weeks so i im going to stock up again today. i finally get some time off work to catch up on poo poo. i already bought my beans whats seems like years ago. rather than write down what i want on the back of my hand im just going to post it here and check it when im at the store. this is what i have thought of so far:

-meat
-potatoes

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numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

-saffron

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

-gallon of mayo

sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

-industrial strength bleach
-babywipes

Internetjack
Sep 15, 2007

oh god how did this get here i am not good with computers
Top Cop
-hummus
-parmesan
-brownie mix
-butter

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

-foot long hotdogs

Bioshuffle
Feb 10, 2011

No good deed goes unpunished

-Tito's vodka
-Forty Creek
-Bulleit
-Maker's Mark 46

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Bioshuffle posted:

-Tito's vodka
-Forty Creek
-Bulleit
-Maker's Mark 46

Knob Creek Single Barrel Reserve

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

-normal length hotdog buns

20 Blunts
Jan 21, 2017
-proschiutto
-capicola
-soppressata
-salami

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av
Get whatever Paulie was cooking with from prison in Goodfellas, I’ll slice up the garlic

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

-handle of sour mix

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

beanieson posted:

Get whatever Paulie was cooking with from prison in Goodfellas, I’ll slice up the garlic
A big ole pasta sauce. Badabing. Prashoot.

Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie
Can you pick me up a pack of smokes?

Sunswipe
Feb 5, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

big nipples big life posted:

-normal length hotdog buns

I'll put my hotdog in your buns. :biglips:

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

-pepper spray

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

An extra sized container of pickled rear end.

The spicy kind too not that lame rear end poo poo your cousin always brings

Guildenstern Mother
Mar 31, 2010

Why walk when you can ride?
Make sure to go to the cheese counter and ask for samples.

Spinz
Jan 7, 2020

I ordered luscious new gemstones from India and made new earrings for my SA mart thread

Remember my earrings and art are much better than my posting

New stuff starts towards end of page 3 of the thread
Chocolate ice cream omg please

And then peanut butter and chocolate ice cream

frogge
Apr 7, 2006


Get a head of broccoli, brussels sprouts, refried beans, and fish oil. No need to stop blasting farts while you're holed up in quarantine.

Derpies
Mar 11, 2014

by sebmojo
Mountain Dew Baja Blast

Piss Meridian
Mar 25, 2020

by Pragmatica
-adult diapers (sexy)

Stanky Bean
Dec 30, 2004

-SPAM Lite

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

my air bidet is on the fritz again so a bunch of cans of compressed air please

Xaintrailles
Aug 14, 2015

:hellyeah::histdowns:
-whipped cream
-clown wig
-carrot
-webcam

Piss Meridian
Mar 25, 2020

by Pragmatica

Xaintrailles posted:

-whipped cream
-clown wig
-carrot
-webcam

-todo: adopt dog

Grudgerm
May 4, 2012

by Reene
flashlight
dildos
poo poo
jars of urine

Trying
Sep 26, 2019

I like it when the greeter spits in my face and slaps me around a bit.

frogge
Apr 7, 2006


Big Beef City posted:

my air bidet is on the fritz again so a bunch of cans of compressed air please

Gonna walk on sunshine again?

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
-porno magazine
-large box of comdoms
-bottle of Old Harper
-box of panty shields
-some illegal fireworks
-disposable enemas (two)

a peck of pickled peckers
Aug 3, 2014

I am your Redeemer! It is by my hand that you arise from the ashes of this world!

Gabagool

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

frogge posted:

Gonna walk on sunshine again?

its time to feel good

frogge
Apr 7, 2006


Yo op while you're out can you get the hot pockets for me? You know the ones. Then maybe one of those buckets of red vines? Got a craving for that poo poo real fierce now that everyone's on lockdown.

Mr. Meagles
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts


- stallone cuts
- fish titties
- veins of tangy mayo

Lamech
Nov 20, 2001



Soiled Meat
-sweet baby ray's

funkybottoms
Oct 28, 2010

Funky Bottoms is a land man
-chicken
-cheese

ShortyMR.CAT
Sep 25, 2008

:blastu::dogcited:
Lipstick Apathy
-Ballpark franks

Sjs00
Jun 29, 2013

Yeah Baby Yeah !
Processed garbage

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

-Prophylaxis
-Prophylactics

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Korthal
May 26, 2011

Processed garbage from the natural section that has pictures of barns and farm fields on it so it makes me think I'm not eating processed garbage.

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