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deadeyez
Jan 31, 2015

Avatar by Hempuli
Fun Shoe



My coworker received this on Scruff. Im trying to get him to highball the price.

deadeyez fucked around with this message at 01:44 on Apr 10, 2020

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WILDTURKEY101
Mar 7, 2005

Look to your left. Look to your right. Only one of you is going to pass this course.
opportunity knocks

Lordshmee
Nov 23, 2007

I hate you, Milkman Dan
Opportunity socks.

Plant MONSTER.
Mar 16, 2018



I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop
Depends what fluids they are soaked in

piss x2 the market value of sock
a nice bearnaise sauce x15 the value

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!
$100k. Or are you some nobody sockbitch?

SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010

This time put some stank on it.

Away all Goats
Jul 5, 2005

Goose's rebellion

Cum sock or regular sock?

pnumoman
Sep 26, 2008

I never get the last word, and it makes me very sad.
Charge at least a few hundred, more if they want it really nasty and stinky.

BlueBlazer
Apr 1, 2010
LFO pair of socks I never changed once on a 12 day hike on Rainier. Msg bowpally9595

luchajones
Jan 28, 2018

I have no beard, and I must scream
I bet it's these guys:

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Hello.

This is Will.
From SockWeb.

poopnanners
May 3, 2016

hey guys lets party
What, like, fifty bucks? :shrug:

A Grand Egg
Jan 12, 2020

by Pragmatica
You buy them in bulk online, make em damp, throw em all in a garbage bag for a week, tumble dry them. You now have X pairs of "worn" socks all ready for sale.

Gnarly Sheen
Jun 25, 2015

I'm ITT
Tree fiddy

pnumoman
Sep 26, 2008

I never get the last word, and it makes me very sad.

A Grand Egg posted:

You buy them in bulk online, make em damp, throw em all in a garbage bag for a week, tumble dry them. You now have X pairs of "worn" socks all ready for sale.

You clearly don't understand the market. It's that artisanal, genuine foot sweat funk the fetishists are looking for. Proves a human foot was in there, and not just any foot, but the foot they desire. Doesn't make sense to me, but hey, I'm just a fascinated observer.

Like I said, hundreds of dollars at least, and more for more funk.

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

Don’t get greedy, but don’t be cheap either. I say $150 a pop, $250 for the pair.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
Gross

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
More than you would think, but less than you would hope, OP.

sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

Buy low, sell high

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

So let's say you DO sell your disgusting sock to this pervert, ok?
I mean, just saying.
At that point how would you know if your foot is ok?
Maybe you wouldn't. Maybe, just maybe it might be better if, like, someone else took a quick look at your feet right?
Like it's no big deal, and you've already got your socks off, so just take a couple quick pics with some nice lighting or even a little video or something and post it so we can all make sure they're ok is all.

Revins
Nov 2, 2007





tune the FM in to static and pretend that its the sea
Here's how this should go:

You ask this person "How much are you willing to pay for these very stanky socks?" They quote you a price. You respond with "Hmm. I don't know. That seems a bit low. How about (price they said plus $20)?" They are desperate for those very smelly socks that smell like feet. They will take you up on your offer. They are totally down to haggle. DTH

Revins
Nov 2, 2007





tune the FM in to static and pretend that its the sea
Its like you've never even sold a pair of well used socks before

schmuckfeatures
Oct 27, 2003
Hair Elf
op is a costsocker

RepeatingMeme
Dec 27, 2012


this place is not a place of honor

no highly esteemed deed is commemorated here

nothing valued is here

what is here was dangerous and repulsive to us

this place is best shunned and left uninhabited


Fuxk you op :10bux:

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
More than a dollar, less than the annual GDP of America.

Hardawn
Mar 15, 2004

Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates
College Slice

sweet thursday posted:

Buy low, sell high

Make high scores

Hardawn
Mar 15, 2004

Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates
College Slice
At least a bill in the till with a lil Jill fill that lingers

Hardawn
Mar 15, 2004

Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates
College Slice
Just enough to break the ice :grin:

veni veni veni
Jun 5, 2005


75 bux. Enough to make it worth his while, but also low enough to keep some pervert around paying top dollar for his $2 socks. This is a no brainer.

ANUSTART
Jun 26, 2013


ur jiri3-pax(PAD)-ra2 al-tukur2?-re
gu-du-ni an-na-ab-be2
a-ra-/ab-gig-ga\-[(X)]-e-ce


- Wisdom of the ages.
i want to make money from stinky socks, i wish that was me

veni veni veni
Jun 5, 2005


If he shoots down the price tell him I'm selling my gross socks for 25% less.

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

this is a scam, op. there was a thread about this a while ago; google "p-p-p-powersock".

The Breakfast Sampler
Jan 1, 2006


I don't have a whole lot to go on, but at least I can look down on feet people. I'm completely terrible, and I'm still better than them. I don't care if this offends feet people. They're all gross as hell.

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

nice one dude, give them something else to get off on.

Judge Tesla
Oct 29, 2011

:frogsiren:
People pay a lot for feet pics but you can't physically mail them your feet, so socks should be sold for more than feet shots.

The Breakfast Sampler
Jan 1, 2006


Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

nice one dude, give them something else to get off on.

ah, poo poo. I guess I have to pretend they don't exist. or that makes it worse? these feet people, they're invincible!

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

The Breakfast Sampler posted:

ah, poo poo. I guess I have to pretend they don't exist. or that makes it worse? these feet people, they're invincible!

pretending they don't exist is exactly what they want

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Just wait until YOSPOS bears about this :itwaspoo:

Mnoba
Jun 24, 2010
eww

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Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

"We'll pay a dollar, they pay a dime.
Socks-dot-cum, that's our company line!"












would be my sales pitch to prospective sock donors for used sock clearing house, socks.cum, should that ever exist and you want to hire me to scout for potential foot models.

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