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pwn
May 27, 2004

This Christmas get "Shoes"



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DTWwNj2KhNI

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General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

One death is a tragedy, ten deaths is a statistic. Especially if it saves my job.


Yeah Luke Null and Alex Moffat are seemingly interchangeable and add very little to any sketch they’re in. Whatever character it is Bowen Yang is playing in every sketch feels like something from 2003. You can’t get by with guys this bland when the writing is also really bad.

But I hope Kenan stays until he’s 70.

General Dog fucked around with this message at 03:24 on May 11, 2020

pwn
May 27, 2004

This Christmas get "Shoes"




I just noticed the roll of Portra 120 on the top shelf between the Aidy Bryantberry preserves and the pickled JaleCheños. ♥️

Brock Samson
May 13, 2003

I let you know me, see me. I gave you a rare gift, but you didn't want it.


General Dog posted:

Yeah Luke Null and Alex Moffat are seemingly interchangeable and add very little to any sketch they’re in.

Luke Null has been off the show for a year

SunshineDanceParty
Feb 7, 2006

One Road. Two Friends. One Ass.


General Dog posted:

Yeah Luke Null and Alex Moffat are seemingly interchangeable and add very little to any sketch they’re in. Whatever character it is Bowen Yang is playing in every sketch feels like something from 2003. You can’t get by with guys this bland when the writing is also really bad.

But I hope Kenan stays until he’s 70.

They really don't have any other guy like Kenan that can just anchor a sketch no matter the premise. If he wants some easy money for a few more years they can't lose him.

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

One death is a tragedy, ten deaths is a statistic. Especially if it saves my job.


Brock Samson posted:

Luke Null has been off the show for a year

Excuse me, I meant Mikey Day.

pwn
May 27, 2004

This Christmas get "Shoes"



NBC just added SNL Vintage to the schedule through August

pwn
May 27, 2004

This Christmas get "Shoes"



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uTvW1HGkW9M

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WnouCrJqPM4

Starting to think they could have made a fourth episode just out of cut bits.

blunt
Jul 7, 2005





General Dog posted:

Excuse me, I meant Mikey Day.

How dare you call the Trump sons interchangeable

But yeah, Alex Moffat is pretty anonymous. I'm not sure i'd actually recognise him on the street.

pwn
May 27, 2004

This Christmas get "Shoes"



Tonight, that phantom Vintage that showed up in some people’s TV guides last week will be airing: Bill Murray with Sting from February 20 1993!

And the regular time slot will be a repeat of the first Home show, with Tom Hanks and Chris Martin.

pwn
May 27, 2004

This Christmas get "Shoes"



More more more

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x4cQjfPgdKo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MLGCYXk7Er8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xFMVvtPiZq4

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

One death is a tragedy, ten deaths is a statistic. Especially if it saves my job.


Why didn’t they just air another episode

Toxic Fart Syndrome
Jul 2, 2006

*hits A-THREAD-5*

Only 3.6 Roentgoons per hour ... not great, not terrible.




...the meter only goes to 3.6...



Pork Pro

General Dog posted:

Why didn’t they just air another episode



Also Lorne probably hates it.

JazzFlight
Apr 29, 2006

Oooooooooooh!



That Animal Crossing one sucked.

pwn
May 27, 2004

This Christmas get "Shoes"



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-V-T0ZFrp2A

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLXzadzUwVY

InsensitiveSeaBass
Apr 1, 2008

You're entering a realm which is unusual. Maybe it's magic, or contains some kind of monster... The second one. Prepare to enter The Scary Door.

Nap Ghost

Fred Willard gets the Vintage tribute tonight at ten. Are we not musical guests? No, we are Devo!

pwn
May 27, 2004

This Christmas get "Shoes"



InsensitiveSeaBass posted:

Fred Willard gets the Vintage tribute tonight at ten. Are we not musical guests? No, we are Devo!

Beat me to it! Yes, from October 14 1978, in an obvious tribute to Willard, who passed away late last week. And we won’t get no

satisfaction from Devo. Because they played that song, you see

In the regular slot, the second At Home episode, from April 25.

pwn fucked around with this message at 21:19 on May 23, 2020

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

InsensitiveSeaBass posted:

Fred Willard gets the Vintage tribute tonight at ten. Are we not musical guests? No, we are Devo!

I remember seeing this when it first aired. Devo was one of those "what the hell am I looking at" moments.

pwn
May 27, 2004

This Christmas get "Shoes"



Tonight’s Vintage is Charles Barkley and Alicia Keys from January 9 2010. You may remember this bit of promotional tomfoolery

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=60CM6n9af_o

Yep. That was ten years ago.

Also the regular episode was supposed to be the third At Home show, but itms mysteriously been replaced with the season premiere, Woody Harrelson with Billy Eilish.

tarlibone
Aug 1, 2014

<this space left intentionally blank, will be updated later. Fuck Lowtax>
Am I a... bad person?
AM I??


Fun Shoe

I believe Kenan Thompson did a sketch many years ago in which, for a few seconds, he and Bjork...

Found it!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cBR0G_ogx54

To this day, I say purposefully say "Bork" when talking about Bjork.

pwn
May 27, 2004

This Christmas get "Shoes"



Wowo stories from the show wow

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ajcHhxkKKM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zHjykyV7bIM

pwn
May 27, 2004

This Christmas get "Shoes"



Tonight’s Vintage: Tiffany Hay-hay and T-Swift from November 11 2017! It’s not that old, but I loved this episode, so it’s good with me.

The regular episode is Chance the Rapper’s second double-duty stint from earlier this season. Interesting coincidence that his second show follows Haddish’s tonight, as his first time hosting was the week after Tiffany’s episode back in 2017.

Toxic Fart Syndrome
Jul 2, 2006

*hits A-THREAD-5*

Only 3.6 Roentgoons per hour ... not great, not terrible.




...the meter only goes to 3.6...



Pork Pro

ftge:
https://deadline.com/2020/06/jay-ph...ram-1202958024/

quote:

On a clip from The Talk released today, Pharoah said, “I see a gun from my peripheral and I look and the officer is like, ‘Freeze – get on the ground,’ and I’m like ‘Oh snap’…” Pharoah said he was ordered to drop to the ground and “spread your arms like an airplane.”
...
“Three more officers drove up… it’s hot, corona is definitely something to be worried about, the police officers didn’t have on gloves, they didn’t have on masks…When they put me in cuffs, after they were all on me, an officer put his knee on my neck.”

Pharoah says on his Instagram video that he told the officers to Google his name and “you will see that you made a big mistake.” When the officers were notified that the suspect they were seeking had been apprehended, they apologized. Pharoah said he told them, “Get these f’ing cuffs off me.”

DC Murderverse
Nov 10, 2016

"Tell that to Zod's snapped neck!"




The video linked in this article is really worth watching, he worked with a video producer so you've got him narrating the actual clip from a security camera. gently caress the police, black lives matter.

pwn
May 27, 2004

This Christmas get "Shoes"



It was covered on NBC Nightly News tonight too:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ysnr81YEyJI

Tonight’s Vintage is all the way from season 1: Madeline Kahn with Carly Simon, May 8 1976.

And the regular repeat is David Harbour with Camila Cabello.

tarlibone
Aug 1, 2014

<this space left intentionally blank, will be updated later. Fuck Lowtax>
Am I a... bad person?
AM I??


Fun Shoe


quote:

On a clip from The Talk released today, Pharoah said, “I see a gun from my peripheral and I look and the officer is like, ‘Freeze – get on the ground,’ and I’m like ‘Oh snap’…” Pharoah said he was ordered to drop to the ground and “spread your arms like an airplane.”
...
“Three more officers drove up… it’s hot, corona is definitely something to be worried about, the police officers didn’t have on gloves, they didn’t have on masks…When they put me in cuffs, after they were all on me, an officer put his knee on my neck.”

Pharoah says on his Instagram video that he told the officers to Google his name and “you will see that you made a big mistake.” When the officers were notified that the suspect they were seeking had been apprehended, they apologized. Pharoah said he told them, “Get these f’ing cuffs off me.”

This is horrible. Inexcusable. I mean, he played the "don't you know who I am?" card! Before today, I would have said that that's always justification for police brutality.

But not anymore.

I'd like to know what legal grounds the cops have for detaining someone who meets a very vague description.

DC Murderverse
Nov 10, 2016

"Tell that to Zod's snapped neck!"



tarlibone posted:

I'd like to know what legal grounds the cops have for detaining someone who meets a very vague description.

I mean I feel like at least 50% of black men being held for no reason have heard "you fit the description" so I dunno what the exact legal justification is but obviously it's one of the most used tools in the cop's toolkit. Honestly it's ever so slightly harder in LA because there's enough black people that you have to be a little more specific (not that it stops them), in smaller towns "you fit the description" just means "we're gonna hold all the black people we can find". An example that recently resurfaced was a letter the police chief of Clive, IA (a suburb of Des Moines, so definitely not small town, out in the sticks Iowa) wrote in the late 80s encouraging citizens to report any black men you see in your neighborhood at night to the police.

Toxic Fart Syndrome
Jul 2, 2006

*hits A-THREAD-5*

Only 3.6 Roentgoons per hour ... not great, not terrible.




...the meter only goes to 3.6...



Pork Pro

tarlibone posted:

This is horrible. Inexcusable. I mean, he played the "don't you know who I am?" card! Before today, I would have said that that's always justification for police brutality.

But not anymore.

I'd like to know what legal grounds the cops have for detaining someone who meets a very vague description.

They don't need an excuse, as video after video shows us. Or, if you'd like another historical perspective, take my dad's coworker from 1982. He enjoyed eating his bag-lunch in the park near where he worked as a Beyond Top Secret engineer for the DoD and happened to be doing that on the same day a Taco Bell got robbed so he was sentenced to life in prison. Oh yeah, he was also black:

https://www.law.umich.edu/special/e...aspx?caseid=112

quote:

Though none of his co-workers reported having seen Geter at the precise time of the robbery, Geter’s boss had given him an assignment just before the time of the Balch Springs Kentucky Fried Chicken robbery, located fifty miles away from the E-Systems office, and Geter had returned the completed assignment to the boss a few hours later. “We’re not bleeding hearts, we’re conservative engineers who want criminals punished,” said Ed Garrett, the director of Geter’s division at E-Systems. “But there’s not a shred of evidence that [Geter and Williams] are guilty of a crime. No one wants to call it a racial problem, but if they were white, they would not be in this situation.”

InsensitiveSeaBass
Apr 1, 2008

You're entering a realm which is unusual. Maybe it's magic, or contains some kind of monster... The second one. Prepare to enter The Scary Door.

Nap Ghost

pwn posted:


Tonight’s Vintage is all the way from season 1: Madeline Kahn with Carly Simon, May 8 1976.


"Take it away, Boy!"

That cold open is still quite timely 45 years later, and not just because Chevy gets punched out at the end.

pwn
May 27, 2004

This Christmas get "Shoes"



Tonight’s Vintage is from season 38: Jamie Foxx with Ne-Yo, December 8 2012. That’s right! You thought it was just a few seasons old, but in fact it was 7 1/2 years ago. Time is moving faster as your aging brain rapidly approaches eternity.

The regular repeat is Phoebe Waller-Bridge with Taylor Swift.

And here’s the rerun schedule through July:

06.27: Kristen Stewart with Coldplay
07.04: Scarlett Johansson with Niall Horan
07.11: JJ Watt with Luke Combs
07.18: RuPaul with Justin Bieber
07.25: John Mulaney with David Byrne

pwn
May 27, 2004

This Christmas get "Shoes"



I no longer post all these supercuts but I will make an exception for Harry Caray.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yvso4cxZ4EI

Timby
Dec 23, 2006

Your mother!


pwn posted:

I no longer post all these supercuts but I will make an exception for Harry Caray.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yvso4cxZ4EI

As a loyal son of Chicago who grew up watching games on WGN, Will Ferrell's Harry Caray sucked.

Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

Ask me about my dream Frasier episode where Frasier and Bulldog oil their heads and then rub them together. It's definitely not a fetish of mine, I swear!

I like Harry Caray till I found out he was an actual sports broadcaster.

Laterite
Mar 14, 2007

It's Gutfest '89

Grimey Drawer

hm, yes, it's almost as if will ferrell was taking a base impression and exaggerating it for comedic purposes. if only there was a word to describe the "imitation of a person in which certain striking characteristics are exaggerated in order to create a comic or grotesque effect."

pwn
May 27, 2004

This Christmas get "Shoes"



(Opens fallout shelter hatch door)

Oh nice, we’re still here! In that case, on to business:

This week’s Vintage is Natalie Portman with Fall Out Boy, from March 4 2006. The first season of the show in HD, a mighty 14 years ago.

The regular repeat is Kristen Stewart with Coldplay.

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.



Illegal Hen

Timby posted:

As a loyal son of Chicago who grew up watching games on WGN, Will Ferrell's Harry Caray sucked.

It was more of an impression of a guy doing an impression.

Macdeo Lurjtux
Jul 5, 2011

BRRREADSTOOORRM!


Didn't Harry famously love it? Enough that Harry's family asked Will to continue doing it after Harry's death?

Timby
Dec 23, 2006

Your mother!


BigBallChunkyTime posted:

It was more of an impression of a guy doing an impression.

That was Ryan Dempster.

pwn
May 27, 2004

This Christmas get "Shoes"



No Vintage tonight, it’s all fireworks all the time on NBC.



Regular rerun is ScarJo with Niall Horan.

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pwn
May 27, 2004

This Christmas get "Shoes"



Tonight, Vintage returns with Ryan Gosling and Jay-Z from September 30 2017.

The regular repeat is JJ Watt with Luke Combs.

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