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Salisbury steak shoes.
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Apr 13, 2020 18:39
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bacon trouble
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Apr 13, 2020 18:47
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Hulk Hogan has a solution for those meats and shoes.
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Apr 13, 2020 19:17
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It's close, OP. Very close. But it doesn't exactly match the timeless wit and art of the following, does it? 
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Apr 13, 2020 19:56
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Dagwood might be a bigger glutton than Garfield but Blondie doesn't deserve a life with Jon
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Apr 13, 2020 20:02
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who's it by? i'm struggling to read the signature in the bottom right
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Apr 13, 2020 20:04
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Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:who's it by? i'm struggling to read the signature in the bottom right 
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Apr 13, 2020 20:27
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If that's the last panel in the strip it's pretty good. But if it's the first one, holy poo poo you know you're in for a wild ride
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Apr 13, 2020 20:57
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i too, comb the flesh on the side of my head, talk to pulled pork
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Apr 13, 2020 21:02
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loving Dagwood can never catch a break
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Apr 13, 2020 21:10
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The eyes on that turkey are upside down, underneath where its neck would be
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Apr 13, 2020 21:27
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Devils Affricate posted:The eyes on that turkey are upside down, underneath where its neck would be This may come as somewhat of a shock to you to hear then, that bread has no eyes to begin with, pulled pork cannot fly on its own, and none of these foodstuffs are sentient beings capable of attacking a grown man or expressing their emotions, let alone having them. I'm sorry you had to find out like this.
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Apr 13, 2020 21:31
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Apr 13, 2020 21:32
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Big Beef City posted:This may come as somewhat of a shock to you to hear then, that bread has no eyes to begin with, pulled pork cannot fly on its own, and none of these foodstuffs are sentient beings capable of attacking a grown man or expressing their emotions, let alone having them. lol this goon's clearly never been to a modern restaurant
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Apr 13, 2020 21:38
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Apr 13, 2020 21:43
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Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:lol this goon's clearly never been to a modern restaurant I didn't realize Per Se had moved on to sentient, flying pork. Truly we live in interesting times.
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Apr 13, 2020 21:44
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interesting, but not particularly ethical
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Apr 13, 2020 21:46
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Big Beef City posted:This may come as somewhat of a shock to you to hear then, that bread has no eyes to begin with, pulled pork cannot fly on its own, and none of these foodstuffs are sentient beings capable of attacking a grown man or expressing their emotions, let alone having them. Please provide sources to your claims
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Apr 13, 2020 23:32
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Apr 13, 2020 23:33
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Big Beef City posted:This may come as somewhat of a shock to you to hear then, that bread has no eyes to begin with, pulled pork cannot fly on its own, and none of these foodstuffs are sentient beings capable of attacking a grown man or expressing their emotions, let alone having them. while we’re doing the pedantry samba itt, I am fairly certain that that bread you identified is actually some variety of pot roast, bound with butchers’ twine (as it is frequently prepared) poor Dagwood here is experiencing a meat crisis
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Apr 13, 2020 23:52
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Big Beef City posted:This may come as somewhat of a shock to you to hear then, that bread has no eyes to begin with, pulled pork cannot fly on its own, and none of these foodstuffs are sentient beings capable of attacking a grown man or expressing their emotions, let alone having them. The meat slippers on the other hand are pretty comfy and very warm.
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Apr 14, 2020 01:08
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 E:why is this not showing up?
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Apr 14, 2020 03:16
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Big Beef City posted:This may come as somewhat of a shock to you to hear then, that bread has no eyes to begin with, pulled pork cannot fly on its own, and none of these foodstuffs are sentient beings capable of attacking a grown man or expressing their emotions, let alone having them. The pulled pork isn't flying. It's riding on a flying pan, which is completely different.
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Apr 14, 2020 03:50
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Is the joke that the pulled pork is about to suck his dick?
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Apr 14, 2020 04:06
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Every time I see Dagwood it's just him consuming/thinking about food. He's gone to work like 5 times since the 1960s.
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Apr 14, 2020 04:10
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Bumstead, quit thinking about manicotti and blow my huge sausage dick, which is 100% pork!
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Apr 14, 2020 04:11
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Spazzle posted:Is the joke that the pulled pork is about to suck his dick? but its spicy, it will be spicy when he pisses too?
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Apr 14, 2020 04:12
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Spazzle posted:Is the joke that the pulled pork is about to suck his dick? Yes
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Apr 14, 2020 04:21
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 Also perfect
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Thank you
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Apr 14, 2020 04:29
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 https://i.imgur.com/jQjJDNV.jpg
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NAh9oLs67Cw
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heh
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