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Zippy the Bummer posted:ok its time to zned this story it cant go forever Try to woo an entwife. We paid dearly for this chance.
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Jun 29, 2020 03:16
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Anything besides sailing to the west, imo. Elves are boring
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Jun 29, 2020 03:32
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Pretty sure sailing to the west will result in death. And elves.....ugh Wizard tree needs a wife and a pipe weed farm.
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Jun 29, 2020 04:58
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it is coin flipping time. you have until 1:30 am est united states. this will end the story. if there are no flips or if a tie brekaber is required i with ask HGB to flip edit: i extended it by ten minutes and noticed HGB is probed you I might ask someone else for a tiebrekanr if need b Zippy the Bummer fucked around with this message at 05:50 on Jun 29, 2020 |
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Jun 29, 2020 05:38
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Yeah, woo an entwife. Although most trees are going to be both male and female, not sure if this helps
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Jun 29, 2020 05:58
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yeah but you have to slifp a coin
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Jun 29, 2020 06:09
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seven minuuutess
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Jun 29, 2020 06:23
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Heads??????? Like, Troll Heads??
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Jun 29, 2020 06:32
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welp, we await the tiebreakre heads you woo, tails you fail. clench your butt cheeks players edit: i already flipped heads btw, two more remaing for best of three Zippy the Bummer fucked around with this message at 06:43 on Jun 29, 2020 |
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Jun 29, 2020 06:32
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i'm just in time, i think! heads
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Jun 29, 2020 06:57
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owlhawk911 posted:i'm just in time, i think! heads nope. its up to HGB and Barudak now 
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Jun 29, 2020 07:01
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Zippy the Bummer posted:nope. its up to HGB and Barudak now oh man i'm clenchin
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Jun 29, 2020 07:03
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Man, the life decision of bachelor life or entwife is almost a little too real might as well flip a coin tho lol
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Jun 29, 2020 07:10
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quote:Barudak wrote on Jun 29, 2020 00:52: that will do very well thank you ---------------- that makes two of three ------------------- You shake your head and comfort the wren chicks. Utterly hungover, you stumble down to the river while swilling wine and blazing. You drink a massive amount of water, then barf most of it up, then keep drinking and smoking. Autumn walks over and asks for some weed; you simply share your pipe. You spend three days standing there on the riverbank with her, saying nothing, just getting blasted. Finally on the dawn of the third day, you say, "I have not seen an entwife in a thousand years until this month...I don't even remember my own mother. I think the dragon you talked about killed her, she was very old, and I don't think any of these entwives are as old as that." You pause. "I wish I remembered her. I bet she was nice." You shuffle about for a bit, then say, "Of all these entwives here, you are the fairest and most courageous." You produce the bouquet of Simbelmynė and offer it to her. "These flowers grow on the grave mounds of queens and kings in our homeland. Do you remember them? They are rare elsewhere." Autumn takes the bouquet and sniffs the small white blossoms, and smiles. --------------------------------- EPILOGUE Half the entwives go back to Fangorn, while some ents join the rest of the entwives on the coast by the town of An Sakal, to make a new colony in the south. You and Autumn go to a place outside the city of Amrun along the branches of the river Ethir Harnen, in the rich savannas and woodlands, to make your own gardens, orchards and forests. You bang like rabbits and produce many new entings, who in turn become stewards of this forest, aided by the wrens and the tern, who watches over them. THE END end credits https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gXWWRWrpH1o
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Jun 29, 2020 07:41
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what a beautiful tale. there are fresh lil ents again and our retirement sounds chill af. this was a lot of fun, thanks op 
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Jun 29, 2020 08:01
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That was pretty sweet to stumble on this in my first week, thanks op. Hopefully they have nice few thousand years together before some rear end in a top hat men come along to make room for a bowling alley or something.
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Jun 29, 2020 08:47
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thank you to everyone who contributed to the thread, i had a lot of fun writing it edit: or i should say, adapting what yall wrote, and making up a bit myself
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Jun 29, 2020 12:20
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This was a kick-rear end CYOA, thanks Zippy! I'm just going to assume this is the canon death of Radagast the Brown, I think ol' JRR would be okay with that.
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Jun 29, 2020 16:04
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That was a fantastic ending! Thanks for putting this together man. I like to think JRR would be really happy with how this turned out.
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Jun 29, 2020 16:52
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I like a happy ending
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Jun 29, 2020 17:16
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Thanks! It was fun read
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Jun 29, 2020 17:23
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Sex Skeleton posted:I like to think JRR would be really happy with how this turned out. Agreed! Some heroic sacrifice, but still a positive end seems very fitting. Thanks, OP!
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Jun 29, 2020 18:46
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