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Double Edit: If you are lurking this thread,  no one cares this is not some serious game or whateverEdit: thought I might as well update the OP. Radagast is the only wizard left in Middle Earth. Gandalf is gone. If you believe the word of Lazerwolf, Pallando is dead, but Alatar might still be out there. Your Entwife mom is probably dead too, but more Entwives might be bumming around doing gently caress knows what. Here is a map of Middle Earth that you can peruse: https://www.bl.uk/collection-items/map-of-the-middle-earth because it would be too big to post. You are an Ent. The Entwives have been missing for hundreds of years. Saruman is dead, Sauron defeated, the world is (mostly) at peace. You start here:  >_ What is your name and species of tree Zippy the Bummer fucked around with this message at 03:42 on May 10, 2020 |
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Are there fantasy types of trees or are they all normal ones
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Apr 14, 2020 01:04
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normal i guess, excepting the whole walking around and talking thing, the only magic trees i know about are from lotr
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Apr 14, 2020 01:07
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Oh ok. My name is Chad Bradford and I'm a Callery Pear tree. Sorry about the semen smell, its seasonal
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Apr 14, 2020 01:09
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You are in Fangorn Forest. >_
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Apr 14, 2020 01:13
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> Go back inside, the shire is in lockdown
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Apr 14, 2020 01:15
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>Make like a tree and leaf
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Apr 14, 2020 01:17
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can we be a plane tree plz
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Apr 14, 2020 01:17
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> Go on Cragbeardslist, the best spot to find hot singles in your area
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Apr 14, 2020 01:18
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gently caress. Is there really no other ents around? I said I was sorry about the smell. Its why my first entwife left 
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Apr 14, 2020 01:19
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Aren't most trees hermaphroditic?
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Apr 14, 2020 01:21
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This sucks. Chad needs a drink. Lets head down to either the closest bar or club.
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Apr 14, 2020 01:21
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You rip up your roots and go to Saruman's Stash of ale and pipeweed at Isengard. Dreamstalk and Quickbeam are also there. They ask you what you are doing. >_
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Apr 14, 2020 01:27
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They're Anfalas, OP Get it? In...full...rear end?! Thank you, thank you, I'll be here all week! No really, all week. Court order.
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Apr 14, 2020 01:30
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Zippy the Bummer posted:You rip up your roots and go to Saruman's Stash of ale and pipeweed at Isengard. Dreamstalk and Quickbeam are also there. They ask you what you are doing. > ask them if any of them have seen that rear end in a top hat poison oak recently 
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Apr 14, 2020 01:34
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Tell dreamstalk and quickbeam that you just saw some potential entwives. When they get all interested, tell them Honky Dongs joke ^
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Apr 14, 2020 01:36
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> Smoke with Dreamstalk > Don't loving take ANYTHING Quickbeam offers you, the twitchy bastard
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Apr 14, 2020 01:44
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Korthal posted:Aren't most trees hermaphroditic? Nobody ever said we'd mind if the Entwife has a some big, heaving wood.
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Apr 14, 2020 01:48
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>Stomp on something small and furry. Sell the video online.
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Apr 14, 2020 01:49
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Honky Dong Country posted:They're Anfalas, OP You slap them on the back and share a laugh. A group of dwarves arrived from the Misty Mountains, and start getting shitfaced on Sauruman Ale and stoned on pipeweed. One of them introduces himself as Shitfuck and says "Saw some of you over the river when we came by." >_
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Apr 14, 2020 01:50
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Lemon posted:>Stomp on something small and furry. Sell the video online. xxxhobbitstompsxxx.com
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Zippy the Bummer posted:You slap them on the back and share a laugh. A group of dwarves arrived from the Misty Mountains, and start getting shitfaced on Sauruman Ale and stoned on pipeweed. One of them introduces himself as Shitfuck and says "Saw some of you over the river when we came by." > check inventory
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Zippy the Bummer posted:You slap them on the back and share a laugh. A group of dwarves arrived from the Misty Mountains, and start getting shitfaced on Sauruman Ale and stoned on pipeweed. One of them introduces himself as Shitfuck and says "Saw some of you over the river when we came by." I laugh heartily and say "You can saw my kind over the river as long as you don't saw me!" I clench my ent teeth and strain real hard, filling their flagons with my special blend of my fermented sap. "So is it true that all dwarves have beards or are all dwarven females your beards?"
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Apr 14, 2020 01:53
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Start giving Shitfuck poo poo about his lovely name. They're dwarves wtf are they gonna do about it ^that too, just loving rip these dwarves a new one
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DeadFatDuckFat posted:Start giving Shitfuck poo poo about his lovely name. They're dwarves wtf are they gonna do about it They all have axes and we're all trees try to be diplomatic here dude gently caress
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Honky Dong Country posted:They all have axes and we're all trees try to be diplomatic here dude gently caress We haven't had tree sex in a long loving time, even for trees. We are full of piss and vinegar
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Apr 14, 2020 01:56
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EorayMel posted:> check inventory Inventory > branches, pipe
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Zippy the Bummer posted:Inventory > branches, pipe it's confirmed, we have wood
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Apr 14, 2020 01:57
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I give a resounding, mournful Ent call to the vast expanse of Belegaer, the Sundering Seas
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Apr 14, 2020 02:01
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> make fire by rubbing two branches really really really fast together, then use fire to light pipe, then take gargantuan hit 
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Mozi posted:I give a resounding, mournful Ent call to the vast expanse of Belegaer, the Sundering Seas Joke's on you, my name is actually Belegay and I'm gonna sunder your seas 
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Apr 14, 2020 02:03
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who needs Entwives anyways
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Apr 14, 2020 02:04
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Mozi posted:who needs Entwives anyways
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Apr 14, 2020 02:04
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You are very stoned. A troll stumbles into the tavern in Isengard. >_
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Zippy the Bummer posted:You are very stoned. A troll stumbles into the tavern in Isengard. > scream loudly while ripping pieces of troll flesh from the troll's body and shove them down the troll's throat
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Apr 14, 2020 02:05
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Mozi posted:who needs Entwives anyways Yeah EntBros before EntHos
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Zippy the Bummer posted:You are very stoned. A troll stumbles into the tavern in Isengard. "Listen, I see all those warts, and I get that you can regenerate, but wooden't you like to know the name a healer that can cure those?" *nudges a massive tree elbow into the troll with a wink, tearing the roofs off of a half dozen tightly packed cliffside homes with the impish gesture*
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Forget the troll, you got munchies, what kinda happy hour deals on appetizers does this place have. The troll can get in on some apps if he wants to chip in tho
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Some fuckin hobbit got me wrecked on smokeleaf and now I'm gonna drink so much loving glucose through my feet
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Also, puff puff pass the pipe
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