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You're given the power to change the outcome of two events since 1920 to change the course of history. You can use this power for good or evil. I'll start by trying to better the world. 1. Stop the assassination of Archduke Franz Ferdinand. Tension were already really high, but without the match, the powder keg might never have been lit, and WWI may never have happened, and subsequently WWII. 2. Prevent 9/11, hopefully holding off the multiple decades of US paranoia being used to justify a shitload of horrible acts against others and itself. also, just to get it out of the way: 3. stop your parents from loving OP, that would better the world.
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World war 1 started in 1914 dumbass
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Apr 14, 2020 17:23
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OP's birth. That's it.
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Apr 14, 2020 17:29
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I would not have dated Steve in 2001 Twice
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Apr 14, 2020 17:31
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Space Race Riot posted:World war 1 started in 1914 dumbass
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Apr 14, 2020 17:45
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1) Escalate the Cold War into a full nuclear exchange that effectively ends human civilization. 2) I'd like a coke, please.
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Apr 14, 2020 17:50
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1)Stop the JFK assassination. No guarantee he wouldn't have been killed later, but at least he'd have made it out of Texas. Also, gently caress LBJ. 2)Stop 9/11. I just liked the Twin Towers, mostly. All the "ratfucking the middle east for forever" being a little harder to accomplish is a nice bonus, though EDIT: boring answers, obviously, so here's a bonus: I'd make sure John Cena never got his win back against the Rock
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Apr 14, 2020 17:55
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Also adding "nice job, idiot!" @ OP making thread and then immediately citing an event that occurred more than 100 years ago.
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Apr 14, 2020 17:55
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Probably wouldn’t have hosed that pangolin tbh
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Apr 14, 2020 17:56
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1. Stop 911 2. Put some sort of chemical castration solution in Fred Trump's coffee sometime in the 1930's.
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Apr 14, 2020 17:59
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The 2 times I got banned
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Apr 14, 2020 18:12
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I never really paid attention to trains or anime and now I spend my nights awake wondering what could've been
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Apr 14, 2020 18:20
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Space Race Riot posted:World war 1 started in 1914 dumbass
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Apr 14, 2020 18:38
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bunch of loving history nerds itt
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Apr 14, 2020 18:42
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Bloopsy posted:OP's birth. That's it. Dammit I meant to change the range to accommodate my stupid event. Ah well.
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Apr 14, 2020 18:46
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1. No bailout for banks in 2008-09. Let the system collapse like it deserved to. 2. Same thing today.
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Apr 14, 2020 19:20
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I wouldn't gently caress with the world wars. We learned that nukes and genocide were both very bad and ww2 got us modern computing.
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Apr 14, 2020 19:22
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I'd win the lottery, twice
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Apr 14, 2020 19:27
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Fleetwood Crack posted:1. No bailout for banks in 2008-09. Let the system collapse like it deserved to. 
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Apr 14, 2020 19:39
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I would stop OP from registering an account, then I would kill Hitler or something I guess. Who cares, we will find a way to gently caress things up no matter what
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Apr 14, 2020 19:41
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have david lynch direct return of the jedi let jesse jackson be president
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Apr 14, 2020 19:43
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1. Wouldn't trust that last fart. 2. My pants and underwear.
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Apr 14, 2020 19:48
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Communist revolution in Germany Communist revolution in America
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Apr 14, 2020 19:51
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Stop my dad from ever having sex. Fade away into nothingness while yelling "VIRGIN" at him.
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Apr 14, 2020 20:02
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1. Have a time machine be built instead of not built. 2. gently caress OP's mom. Guess it's still not too late for that last one
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Apr 14, 2020 20:09
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1. Al Gore wins the presidency 2. I win the lottery
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Apr 14, 2020 20:12
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1 - on 9/11 the 4th plane would have reached its target 2 - I was going to say OP being born but that was hit multiple times already. So I'll say me never being born, instead.
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Apr 14, 2020 20:14
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1. the nuclear mishap at Vostok that started ww3 2. braunhower's subsequent creation in the late 90s of a device to send a single person back in time to change history e: gently caress
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Apr 14, 2020 20:15
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Waltzing Along posted:1 - on 9/11 the 4th plane would have reached its target I like it
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Apr 14, 2020 20:17
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Prevented Randy Pitchford from existing. Made the dead Chuckle Brother live longer.
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Apr 14, 2020 20:19
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Bloopsy posted:OP's birth. That's it. Might as well do it twice
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Apr 14, 2020 20:19
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oh right, i'd let communism win. duh. that should've been obvious.
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Apr 14, 2020 20:25
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1. Stop the man who had that threesome with a pangolin and a bat and started the current pandemic. 2. Create a kooky yet resilient religion with prophecies about my birth and life so I become a messianic figure and then run a weird sex cult.
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Apr 14, 2020 20:28
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 Save Chris Farley Have him star in all of Adam Sandler's comedy romps through the late 90's-early 2000's
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Apr 14, 2020 20:29
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Kibbles n Shits posted:I would stop OP from registering an account, then I would kill Hitler or something I guess. Who cares, we will find a way to gently caress things up no matter what Look at this guy who wants to be like Hitler. Sheesh!
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Apr 14, 2020 20:32
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I would ejaculate into the primordial ooze
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Apr 14, 2020 21:25
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Gnarly Sheen posted:
Why do something so amazingly generous for the world, only to burn it to the ground with your very next action?
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Apr 14, 2020 21:39
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1) Get Virginia Shepard elected to the U.S. House of Representatives in 1978 2) Make Harold Wilson fund the BBC more so they have more new videotape to use
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Apr 14, 2020 22:00
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The Carolina Panthers won the super bowl and Cam Newton recovered that fumble
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Apr 14, 2020 22:38
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1. Goldberg never loses in WCW. 2. Goldberg gives up the WCW belt to Stonecold in Wrestlemania X8 (2002).
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