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Spinz posted:I would not have dated Steve in 2001 I'd use both my chances to go date Steve twice in 2001.
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you broke my grill posted:The Carolina Panthers won the super bowl and Cam Newton recovered that fumble Gary Anderson splits the uprights in the 1998 NFC Championship game.
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I'd be willing to go back and give anyone a UTI at some stage in their life if they so desire
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Apr 14, 2020 23:20
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I would have stopped the meteor from killing the dinosaurs and then I'd make the meteor kill the primates
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Apr 14, 2020 23:28
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As I said in the other thread, the world powers wanted war in the early 20th century just like bush 2 wanted gulf war 2. Woulda happened regardless, everything else is just pretext. Also as stated, Franz died 106 years ago, but whatever Anyway, same answer, I'd go back and change the event of me not playing the lottery to me playing and winning the lottery last week. Also I'd go back and prevent the op from making the redundant thread
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Apr 14, 2020 23:42
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would have made myself another piece of toast before I put the jam and butter back in the fridge. hmm, then I'd probably stop myself from replying to this thread.
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1) I would have prevented that first RNA molecule from forming in the primordial soup. 2) uhh, then I would prevent the second one from forming. Edit: ahh, from 1920 onward? 1) prevent 9/11 2) Butter emails central dogma fucked around with this message at 14:28 on Apr 15, 2020 |
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Apr 15, 2020 00:02
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I would gently caress the wheel well of of Henry Ford's favorite car. I would appear in front of Hitler for 3 seconds exactly long enough to say "Everything in the future thinks you're ugly."
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Apr 15, 2020 00:04
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1. Prop up the Shah of Iran, no hostage situation, no Reagan administration. 2. Save Great Starts Breakfasts from Aunt Jemima.
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Apr 15, 2020 00:37
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1. I would stop the bomb from being dropped on Hiroshima so that Godzilla 2000 never gets made 2. I would unban Slaughterhouse five so that scene in Footloose doesn't happen
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Apr 15, 2020 02:29
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i go for it and bang the girl in the hottub in 2011
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Apr 15, 2020 04:00
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1. Hold Pat Robertson’s family at gunpoint until he gets gay married to a marijuana tree in Cuba thereby destroying his media empire and his dignity. 2. Go to the 1964 worlds fair and just laugh at everything. corgski fucked around with this message at 23:26 on Apr 15, 2020 |
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Apr 15, 2020 04:06
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I'd kill Chevy Chase after Fletch came out, so the world would remember him as a nice, talented guy. I'd bring back the other brown M&M. gently caress that nasty blue poo poo.
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Apr 15, 2020 04:07
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Biohazard posted:You're given the power to change the outcome of two events since 1920 to change the course of history. You can use this power for good or evil. I'll start by trying to better the world. How did you gently caress this up so badly
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Apr 15, 2020 05:03
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I would undo my own circumsion and save Tupac.
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Apr 15, 2020 05:05
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Shinjobi posted:1)Stop the JFK assassination. No guarantee he wouldn't have been killed later, but at least he'd have made it out of Texas. Also, gently caress LBJ. They were ugly buildings. There, I said it. God knows we were all thinking it
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Apr 15, 2020 11:58
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"Pushing Daisies" gets renewed for a third season. Shane Carruth gets to make A TOPIARY.
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Szyznyk posted:
Holy poo poo
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Apr 16, 2020 02:36
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SCROTO TURBOSPERG posted:i go for it and bang tubgirl in 2001
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Apr 16, 2020 02:38
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1) The air traffic controller strike in the 1980s would succeed, keeping labor in the US strong 2) Ugg boots are never invented
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Apr 16, 2020 02:56
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1. Move that bomb breifcase closer to Hitler so it actually works 2. Stop morally inept for doing whatever he did to buffy
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Apr 16, 2020 03:04
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1. Make all South Park memes relevant again 2. ? 3. Profit
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Apr 16, 2020 03:31
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This time smash mouth is going to eat the eggs
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Starks posted:I would undo my own circumsion and save Tupac. very cool what's your second event
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Apr 16, 2020 06:28
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Assassinate the people who bungled the Amiga's development after their early success. Make sure 3DO never gets into the console business so we'd still have a good Heroes of Might and Magic series.
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Apr 16, 2020 08:12
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Like bruce willis in 12 Monkeys I'm not here to prevent Gamergate, just to gather information
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Apr 16, 2020 08:37
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Huey Long survives and becomes President Tesla gets proper recognition and not hosed over by Edison
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Apr 16, 2020 16:48
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Go back to 1994 and: 1.) Save P.B. Crisps 2.) Save P.B. Max I like peanut butter stuff, okay?
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Apr 16, 2020 17:41
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I wouldn`t have brought flowers to pick up that girl in grade 11 that was my first date where I`d asked the girl ever I would find whoever discontinued Tahiti Treat and change his mind
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Apr 16, 2020 17:53
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I'd probably stop my dad from getting cancer. He was a fun guy and I really miss him. A close second would be to not cancel Firefly. jk dad's fine mom and dad fight a lot fucked around with this message at 18:28 on Apr 16, 2020 |
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Apr 16, 2020 18:24
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I'd follow the OP and reverse whatever he changes.
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Apr 16, 2020 18:56
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That time right before I was born when I was being processed in the cock-choosing room. I would've reached into the box clearly labelled BIG instead of blindly fumbling about in the ALL SORTS box and grabbing the first thing that came to hand. Maybe kill Charles M. Schulz. At the least cut off his hands. I never did like those Peanuts strips.
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Apr 26, 2020 15:01
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1. I would stop them from discontinuing Maple flavored Life cereal 2. That's it basically otherwise everything's going great
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Apr 26, 2020 18:01
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1. My brother would have stayed clean and I would not have found him dead in my bathroom. 2. Taco Bell would have kept the chilito and Rancho Steak Burrito as regular menu items.
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Apr 26, 2020 18:06
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Stayed with my first girlfriend and not move out of state. That's it
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Apr 27, 2020 08:05
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Noblesse Obliged posted:I would have stopped the meteor from killing the dinosaurs and then I'd make the meteor kill the primates I'm pretty sure this is a major spoiler for Chrono Trigger. Mods?!
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Apr 27, 2020 10:37
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I would've gotten therapy YEARS ago!
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Apr 27, 2020 10:49
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1. Make hitler disappear somehow by shaking his hand. 2. Time will tell. Time... will tell. [cue bass guitar]
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Apr 27, 2020 10:55
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I make sure the Pirates of the Caribbean sequels are as good or better than the original, instead of a confused mess. This replaces the cinematic Age Of Superheroes with the Age of Pirates (I got the idea from a comic book).
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1. Go back to 1920's America and convince all the tribals I am a god using only a modern flashlight. 2. Go to 1975 and stop WWII before it happens.
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