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I am excited for the grapplemans and the grapplewomans but not in the sexy way
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Apr 15, 2020 17:06
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That Archer/Colt match had better not be anything other than a squash.
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Taken from another thread.
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Oil! posted:Taken from another thread. Holy poo poo
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Oil! posted:Taken from another thread. Requires sound...and holy gently caress
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https://twitter.com/TonyKhan/status/1249761819532689408 If you’re gonna hype it up this much, it better be one hell of a thing. Especially since it’s a pretape and they already know how it came out. I’ll admit, I’m interested to see if Mox can carry Hager to a good match in a no holds barred stipulation. What’s the difference between no holds barred and no DQ, anyway? I’ve always been a little fuzzy on that.
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There isn't one, it just depends on the context, No Holds Barred implies less weapon use than NO DQ or Hardcore.
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Apr 15, 2020 17:42
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it means you can touch the pp.
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Part of me thinks "the best empty arena match of all time" is just a very clever joke.
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Cavauro posted:it means you can touch the pp. I suppose that is a hold
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Davros1 posted:That Archer/Colt match had better not be anything other than a squash. Yeah, what is the fastest you think Archer can set up for the superman pin?
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Longest Yard
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What are they playing at with this Double or Nothing empty arena poo poo
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Quantum of Phallus posted:What are they playing at with this Double or Nothing empty arena poo poo They have a contract and are a company, I don't know what is so confusing about this. They don't know what the gently caress they are doing.
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Quantum of Phallus posted:What are they playing at with this Double or Nothing empty arena poo poo A payday for the folks in the locker room. Putting smiles on the faces of the fans all across the globe. A little bit of hope. I know AEW isn't a family like the WWE, but they are trying.
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Risking your talent and their families' lives for a no-crowd meaningless PPV is heinous poo poo. Exactly the same as when WWE did Mania. I hope none of the wrestlers or crew get sick.
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Quantum of Phallus posted:Risking your talent and their families' lives for a no-crowd meaningless PPV is heinous poo poo. Exactly the same as when WWE did Mania. I hope none of the wrestlers or crew get sick. Have you considered writing a congressman or something? You keep yelling at people in the AEW thread about it. I think we all agree its prob bad, but if they are contractually obligated to run a show, a show they will run.
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Thank God for the good wrestling company on this, the most Judas of Wednesdays.Oil! posted:Taken from another thread. And thank God for this.
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Quantum of Phallus posted:Risking your talent and their families' lives for a no-crowd meaningless PPV is heinous poo poo. Exactly the same as when WWE did Mania. I hope none of the wrestlers or crew get sick. They don't know what they are doing yet. All they've said so far is that the show at the MGM Grand with crowd is off, and more details "will be revealed in the weeks ahead with features of the event itself ultimately being determined by the latest guidance of national and global health authorities." Basically, they had to announce the full show was off so fans could cancel their travel and they will figure out what to do about the rest depending on what happens. Maybe save the outrage until they actually announce whatever the hell that may be.
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ahem *checks notes* IT'S WEDNESDAY MOTHERFUCKERS
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I’m ready
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lol that's a hell of a way to inject some tension into your climax. "Shoot that man, oh wait, he's just getting a ball."
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Apr 16, 2020 01:00
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I remember liking the Adam Sandler remake of The Longest Yard. Now seeing Tracey Morgan I am wondering what the hell was I thinking.
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Malcolm Excellent posted:Have you considered writing a congressman or something? You keep yelling at people in the AEW thread about it. I think we all agree its prob bad, but if they are contractually obligated to run a show, a show they will run. I don't live in America. I have been in lockdown for the past month.
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Alright here we go Why was that guy going to snipe Adam Sandler from very close range?
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Jake winked at me!! Eeeeee
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Jake's been tightening his promos and they're back to being good again
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I love balls
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Mons Hubris posted:Alright here we go poor screenwriting
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Welcome to wednesday night dynamite where every body dies.
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Jericho on commentary again? Hell yes.
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I'd like to put forth the idea that every dynamite starts with a Jake the snake promo
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Those gloves, I love em
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