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HulkaMatt
Feb 14, 2006

BIG BICEPS SHOHEI


Reminder talent make like 8% of the money. gently caress them.





pre:
   TALENT               AGENTS/TRAINERS?            REFEREE           WRITING TEAM

Aiden English             Billy Kidman             Mike Chioda      Andrea Listenberger
Curt Hawkins              Dave Finlay
Deonna Purrazzo           Kurt Angle
Drake Maverick            Lance Storm
EC3                       Mike Rotunda/IRS
Epico Colon               Pat Buck
Eric Young                Sarah Stock
Erick Rowan               Scott Armstrong
Heath Slader              Shane Helms
Karl Anderson             Shawn Daivari
Lio Rush                  
Luke Gallows
Maria Kanellis
Mike Kanellis
No Way Jose
Primo Colon
Rusev
Sarah Logan
Zack Ryder
Apparently all producers are being furloughed and not released. or not? I don't know.

HulkaMatt fucked around with this message at 22:21 on Apr 15, 2020

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forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


HulkaMatt posted:

Reminder talent make like 8% of the money. gently caress them.


Also, reminder that they are sitting on cash reserves of half a bil. Great company

STING 64
Oct 20, 2006

https://twitter.com/davemeltzerWON/status/1250495506867843072

https://twitter.com/davemeltzerWON/status/1250496072545263616

https://twitter.com/davemeltzerWON/status/1250496265525161984

do not ever give this company your money.

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


https://twitter.com/DeiOwen/status/1250486723768877056

OFFICER LIGER posted:

do not ever give this company your money.

STING 64
Oct 20, 2006

mike bennett gone

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible



HulkaMatt posted:

Reminder talent make like 8% of the money. gently caress them.


Apparently all producers are being furloughed and not released.

Nope

https://twitter.com/LanceStorm/status/1250497846324813824?s=20

A Salty Affair
Oct 9, 2012

Ugh, I can't believe all of this is just for profit margins. I'm glad I don't give WWE any of my money.

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010
Kill your boss, unionise your workforce.

ThePariah
Feb 10, 2014
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RQthFDpYCys

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~
Dammit I was about to make this thread but with cool gifs

Where are the cool gifs HulkaMatt?

Venomous
Nov 7, 2011





https://twitter.com/WWEMaverick/status/1250493936185102339?s=19

gently caress the WWE, and gently caress all of their bootlickers.

CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.
If AEW didn’t exist I’d be sad about this, but it does, and these wrestlers are the lucky ones. You’re free now! Go somewhere that’ll appreciate you!

STING 64
Oct 20, 2006

ryder being released feels like a sucker punch

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010

Venomous posted:

https://twitter.com/WWEMaverick/status/1250493936185102339?s=19

gently caress the WWE, and gently caress all of their bootlickers.

Very mean to post that about Drake, he just lost his job.

Venomous
Nov 7, 2011





Gonzo McFee posted:

Very mean to post that about Drake, he just lost his job.

I wasn't posting that about Drake???

e: why the poo poo would I be calling a labourer who just got laid off by his fascist-adjacent employer in the middle of a plague a bootlicker

Venomous fucked around with this message at 20:43 on Apr 15, 2020

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~
Let's use this thread to honour the best moments of those who are dearly departed.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eI7FcfttAIE&t=19s

Rarity fucked around with this message at 21:06 on Apr 15, 2020

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010

Venomous posted:

I wasn't posting that about Drake???

e: why the poo poo would I be calling a labourer who just got laid off by his fascist-adjacent employer a bootlicker

It was a joke.

Venomous
Nov 7, 2011





Gonzo McFee posted:

It was a joke.

My apologies.

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~
And of course who could forget this classic Erick Rowan moment:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dRDcZjQEmFU

RealFoxy
May 11, 2011

I'm not making a fucking QCS thread for this but seriously can we take a harder stance on Kiwifarms freaks like this guy, Jesus Christ seriously, you used to be better at knocking these creeps down. I guess ADTRW mods aren't responsible like GBS mods are.
I waited months for the payoff for Rowan's emotional support animal, got a mechanical spider that showed up once, and got beaten to death a week later, and got released like a month and a half after that

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

Venomous posted:

I wasn't posting that about Drake???

e: why the poo poo would I be calling a labourer who just got laid off by his fascist-adjacent employer in the middle of a plague a bootlicker

His best friend is a literal fascist so don't apologize for being right, friend.

HerraS
Apr 15, 2012

Looking professional when committing genocide is essential. This is mostly achieved by using a beret.

Olive drab colour ensures the genocider will remain hidden from his prey until it's too late for them to do anything.



gently caress Vince McMahon, gently caress his family, gently caress his corporate stooges, gently caress everyone who gives this company a single cent from now on

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~
We all remember the highlight of Heath Slater's career

sonicice
Oct 21, 2000

Michael J Beverage, I've got a bone to pick with you.
Didn't they just make No Way Jose fly in somewhere for Raw? loving assholes

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

sonicice posted:

Didn't they just make No Way Jose fly in somewhere for Raw? loving assholes

They made Primo fly in at his own expense to fail a drug test, the company has no shame.

WatermelonGun
May 7, 2009

Rarity posted:

We all remember the highlight of Heath Slater's career



thank you for your service

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

Rarity posted:

We all remember the highlight of Heath Slater's career



:smith: I need a new avatar now.

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~
Mike and Maria manage to share their best moment. It's the greatest (greatest!) love of all!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HXBDQpknrZw&t=69s

Super No Vacancy
Jul 26, 2012

i love double double e

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible



One of the writers is gone

https://twitter.com/andrea_ml/status/1250504617689038858?s=20

WatermelonGun
May 7, 2009
thank god the big show show came out when it did

Lamuella
Jun 26, 2003

It's like goldy or bronzy, but made of iron.


CapnAndy posted:

If AEW didn’t exist I’d be sad about this, but it does, and these wrestlers are the lucky ones. You’re free now! Go somewhere that’ll appreciate you!

Not to be horribly cruel, but of the wrestling talent being released there's... maybe two or three I'd want AEW to pick up. I'd be happy to see them get Lance Storm on the creative side, and Sarah Stock as a trainer.

explosivo
May 23, 2004

Fueled by Satan

https://twitter.com/RusevBUL/status/1250515808356188160
??

Molestationary Store
May 21, 2007

Heath is a big shocker since he's survived so many previous rounds of sackings.

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~
Rusev loves loving with people on Twitter

STING 64
Oct 20, 2006

Lamuella posted:

Not to be horribly cruel, but of the wrestling talent being released there's... maybe two or three I'd want AEW to pick up. I'd be happy to see them get Lance Storm on the creative side, and Sarah Stock as a trainer.

storm probably goes back to impact since his buddy is the key guy there

explosivo
May 23, 2004

Fueled by Satan

Rarity posted:

Rusev loves loving with people on Twitter

Yeah I was thinking this too

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

rusev and sasha are both really "cool" all the time

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~
Drake Maverick has a number of moments in contention for his best but in the end it has to be this one:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=njpPFC2RgKg

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MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

OFFICER LIGER posted:

storm probably goes back to impact since his buddy is the key guy there

Who knows what TNA's financial position will be after this, they have shifted between having to fire podcasters to cut costs to buying a network to just get on TV.

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