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*attempting to light a dandelion* this "weed" is very "dank" am i right fellow drug users |
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I've smokened a few pots back in my day, yes indeed
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a group of teenagers in a van, smoke billowing from the cracked window. "drat, you are slick" kevin thinks to himself. "none of them could tell this was my first time smoking weed. this is cool as-" his line of thought is interrupted as he is passed a small bottle. "kev you need this bro" kevin panics. the seconds it takes to accept the bottle feels like an eternity. "what the gently caress... what is this? well, can't look like a loser now!" kevin sighs, takes a deep breath, and asks "how much?" "a few drops dude? for real?" kevin opens his mouth, and squirts the visine directly down his esophagus.
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Apr 16, 2020 14:17
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Banana peels are the poo poo.
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Apr 16, 2020 15:05
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Heather Papps posted:a group of teenagers in a van, smoke billowing from the cracked window. https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Apr 16, 2020 15:32
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Heather Papps posted:a group of teenagers in a van, smoke billowing from the cracked window. and then kevin died from having consumed a powerful vasorestrictor the end Slush Garbo fucked around with this message at 16:44 on Apr 16, 2020 |
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Apr 16, 2020 15:39
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IK note: do not put eye drops anywhere but in your eyes. It can be harmful or fatal.
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Apr 16, 2020 16:23
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Sure, I do coke all the time! *nervously takes sip from bottle of cola*
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Apr 16, 2020 17:48
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Um, do any of you guys have any gloves or protective equipment for handling this tab of acid?
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Apr 16, 2020 17:50
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Immediately dumps entire bag of m&ms on the floor as the police comes to shut down the party |
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Apr 16, 2020 18:03
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driving to colorado, then returning to texas with a trunk full of marjoram |
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Apr 16, 2020 18:05
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ya i drag all the time usualy heavy thing
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Apr 16, 2020 18:55
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ibuprofen? one second let me pull up erowid |
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Apr 17, 2020 03:17
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ah! a fine joint! clearly this is chock full of drugs, which I know all about! I will definitely get "high" with this! no, nothing is wrong! i absolutely know how to use this drug!
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Apr 17, 2020 04:17
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the best way to tell if you're on a drug is if Roger Waters era pink floyd sounds awesome instead of just great or not. |
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Apr 17, 2020 04:52
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grab your headphones we're about to get lit *unplugs cable box* |
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Apr 17, 2020 06:43
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Keep a lookout for the fuzz! I'm about to light this up! *Throws pork joints in the smoker* |
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Apr 17, 2020 10:44
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drat jenny, i did not know you were this hardcore! can you hook me up? kevin, i'm an insulin dependent diabetic.
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Apr 17, 2020 12:40
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Oh yeah I know all about weed. My mom and I used to make me go weed all the time. Which bed are we starting in?
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Apr 17, 2020 13:14
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Yo dude. Check it out. My dad made me mow the lawn and didn't check me afterwards. Got a whole bag of grass! |
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Apr 17, 2020 13:16
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Heather Papps posted:drat jenny, i did not know you were this hardcore! can you hook me up? *blankly smiling and nodding* haha yeah me too dude, so who's your dealer
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Apr 17, 2020 13:46
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yeah I’m blunt
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| Choose Life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a loving big television, choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol, and dental insurance. Choose fixed interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisurewear and matching luggage. Choose a three-piece suit on hire purchase in a range of loving fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who the gently caress you are on Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing loving junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pissing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, hosed up brats you spawned to replace yourselves. Choose your future. Choose life... But why would I want to do a thing like that? I chose not to choose life. I chose somethin' else. And the reasons? There are no reasons. Who needs reasons when you've got apple juice? | |
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Apr 17, 2020 15:20
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the planets are aligning ITT
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(trying to sound haughty) Yeah, well, I usually use pots for boiling things, but I guess I could try smoking one for a change. |
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Why yes I know what robo tripping is I do it every weekend at the grocery store! I nervously spill milk intentionally to attract the cleaning robot and knock it over. I yell "how's that for robo tripping! " before running at the closest door. Unfortunately it was the in door and I hit I full force so now I have a crooked nose. |
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Apr 17, 2020 22:21
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Apr 17, 2020 23:18
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HORSE? haha yeah i do horse  *spins basketball on finger* |
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Apr 18, 2020 04:25
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Apr 18, 2020 06:15
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hell yeah i have a dime bag *takes out a bag and a bunch of dimes fall out* |
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Theres a special moment when doing intravenous drugs. The moment between heartbeats. One second youre sober The next? Well.... I'm not gonna bother explaining how it feels to have straight black liquorice* flowing through your veins. *The european kind that's not nearly as sweet
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*hunched over the toilet, in between violent wreching* i *hyork* loving love *gwaaagh* homebrewing. this apple cider *urk* is fantastic. *oooulugh* and it was all ready to drink! aged like *huuuuuuckkk* 2 years *plugh* already when i bought it!
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am i into heroine? oh i dunno i've just watched the female ghostbusters 5 times you tell me
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Apr 18, 2020 11:56
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Apr 18, 2020 13:34
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Slush Garbo posted:HORSE? haha yeah i do horse |
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Apr 18, 2020 15:37
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Showing some kid how to whistle with a blade of grass between their thumbs and blow dandelions |
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I prepare to chug a two liter of grape soda while leaning against the wall behind 7/11 I love purple drink slash lean but hate the purge. I brace myself and start chugging the carbonation and sheer volume do the work and the expected happens. woah man I'm so hosed up |
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