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Pawn 17 posted:I like when the pitcher and catcher throw the ball back and forth for several hours while everyone in the stadium, including the players, are lulled to sleep. I can only appreciate music with bass beats so hard and fast it sends me into epileptic fits and can't understand why anyone bothers with anything else, either, so I appreciate this sentiment.
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Big Beef City posted:I can only appreciate music with bass beats so hard and fast it sends me into epileptic fits and can't understand why anyone bothers with anything else, either, so I appreciate this sentiment. I'm writing down your convulsions on my score card.
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Apr 17, 2020 19:39
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Confucius said: "Baseball is wrong! Man with four balls cannot walk."
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Whooping Crabs posted:Confucius said: "Baseball is wrong! Man with four balls cannot walk." Wisdom. 
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Apr 17, 2020 20:19
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Hey you guys ever play baseball, with a football? 
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Apr 17, 2020 22:50
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In Britain it's called "rounders" and we stop playing it after age 9/10
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Apr 17, 2020 22:55
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Baseball is good primarily because it doesn't involve regular CTE unlike pretty much every other major pro sport. Hits to the head are extremely rare, even then you can see it coming and are wearing a helmet. The former being particularly important. There used to be horrific leg injuries to catchers on collisions at the plate but I think they added a rule recently to prevent that, thankfully.
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:Hey you guys ever play baseball, with a football? 
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Apr 17, 2020 23:07
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numberoneposter posted:you ever play the drums with a violin bow???? Uhhhhhhhhh, like, yeah. Ever play a harp with a power drill? 
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Apr 17, 2020 23:19
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you ever play the skin flute with a tromboner???
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Apr 17, 2020 23:23
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numberoneposter posted:you ever play the skin flute with a tromboner??? Whoa whoa whoa, shining light of comedic truth, sensitive goons..*hrrrmmmppphhhh hrrrrmmmm*
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Apr 17, 2020 23:34
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I like the minor league stadium near my house. Cheap brews and weiners. Lower middle class folk of all racial backgrounds, just having a great time together. Dancing, cheering. A big stupid mascot doing dumb poo poo. T shirts being fired into the crowd. It's a gay old time. I hope corona goes away.
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Apr 17, 2020 23:37
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big nipples big life posted:the crawl up grenade toss is probably the greatest thing that has ever happened in baseball It started good, got great, then he drops to the ground and it's an all time classic. Jesus.
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Apr 17, 2020 23:51
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Baseball is a dying sport which is good it’s so loving boring outside a game or two in the playoffs, and I can see why kids don’t want play it Also Red Sox fans are some of the worst fans of any sport of any team on the planet
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Do it ironically posted:Baseball is a dying sport which is good it’s so loving boring outside a game or two in the playoffs, and I can see why kids don’t want play it Old white people have made the game more boring and worse. I demand to see a full synchronized dance routine break out by the team that hits a homerun. "Unwritten rules" are dumb as hell.
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One time I sat behind home plate at an orioles game and some of my female friends were like please send us pictures of their butts and I was like lol I’m drunk why not, free butt pics and then Chris Davis saw me do it I think I was like sup man and he nodded but he knew man he knew
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Shinjobi posted:Old white people have made the game more boring and worse. I demand to see a full synchronized dance routine break out by the team that hits a homerun. "Unwritten rules" are dumb as hell. Yeah the unwritten rules or “don’t do anything the racist white veterans wouldn’t” is one of the problems, god forbid someone have fun and be excited they hit a home run I don’t know how you fix it, it doesn’t help the same teams spend so much and win constantly, for 95+% of the teams why the gently caress would you care your discretionary income is better spend elsewhere
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Baseball is good.
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Hm yes, baseball is blood.
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Joey Gallo not happy with his pic in the show 2020 https://clips.twitch.tv/NiceAnnoyingSkunkMVGame
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Apr 18, 2020 00:13
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It's not though
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A CRAB IRL posted:It's not though Uh...what is not, crab?
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Literally A Person posted:Uh...what is not, crab? You are a crabist sir
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HugeGrossBurrito posted:You are a crabist sir Crabs ain't people. They ain't even mammals. Lowly, b. Lowly.
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I remember when Fenway was a dump with piss troughs and rust in the drinking water fountains, not a cathedral of baseball.
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Szyznyk posted:I remember when Fenway was a dump with piss troughs and rust in the drinking water fountains, not a cathedral of baseball. Wrigley is also a dump, and Cubs fans are doo-doo heads.
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William Henry Hairytaint posted:I got a handjob in the nosebleed section of a Braves game once so baseball is pretty great imho they put your peeper on the Jumbotron and it was less than one pixel
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Literally A Person posted:Crabs ain't people. They ain't even mammals. Mods.
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Apr 18, 2020 01:59
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they call the base where you stand to score a point the "Home Plate" but it's clearly neither. And don't even get me started on the so called "runs"...
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Baseball is full of important life lessons such as: If you succeed 3 out of 10 tries, you're an all-star. And spitting makes you look cool. And touching butts is a gift and a reward.
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Baseball sucks football rules fite me
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Dixville posted:Baseball sucks football rules fite me Sucksball fucks.
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Whooping Crabs posted:Wrigley is also a dump, and Cubs fans are doo-doo heads. Wrigley's cum
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Here butter butter butter - goons taking part in the SA pastime
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sweet thursday posted:Here butter butter butter looking for a :buttertroll: ? wait that's not an emote? I thought it was an emote. I haven't thought of the word in a good ten years did I just dream it?
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Literally A Person posted:Sucksball fucks. Calvinball is best
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I’m a big fan of the Orioles. In unrelated news, I have crippling depression.
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