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guitartorch
Jan 4, 2020

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
You hate to see it!

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Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

guitartorch posted:

You hate to see it!

I'm not part of the pc master race, so I have no issues with the PS5. I do not hate to see it.

olives black
Nov 24, 2017


LENIN.
STILL.
WON'T.
FUCK.
ME.
video games are for children

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

when is the PC2 coming out??? its been just PC forever now.

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray
5... wow. that's a big number

guitartorch
Jan 4, 2020

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Xbox bungled their naming scheme so bad

Twat McTwatterson
May 31, 2011
im already camping out for it in front of best buy

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

You're so stupid. To think, Play Station 5. Stupid OP

guitartorch
Jan 4, 2020

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
I don’t know if Xbox series X is the next gen Xbox or an Xbox one (the newest version) with a big hard drive such as the Cbox one S or the Xbox one X. Who’s paying these jokers?

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray

Twat McTwatterson posted:

im already camping out for it in front of best buy

whos going to follow the brave example of twat mctwatterson here

guitartorch
Jan 4, 2020

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
They should call it the play station one

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dybcJyk1iiA

Uriah Heep
Apr 28, 2010

im having a bit of an existential crisis here guys
How much tiddy physics can this thing handle?

Philthy
Jan 28, 2003

Pillbug
If Sony were smart they would put em up for preorder while everyone still has their trumpbux.

Crowsbeak
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth
Lipstick Apathy
Is the new Xbox literally a box?

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

I'm gonna get one.

A PS5 that is.


I'm gonna play video games on it. Gonna be alright probably. Not sure. Ok, well thanks.

Good soup!
Nov 2, 2010

they called the fifth PlayStation PlayStation five

guitartorch
Jan 4, 2020

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Philthy posted:

If Sony were smart they would put em up for preorder while everyone still has their trumpbux.

Give this guy an MBA

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Good soup! posted:

they called the fifth PlayStation PlayStation five

it seems better than calling it "Playstation Again" or "Playstation No Don't". Personally I think naming something Five when it's the fifth of something is ok.

Obsidianheart
Apr 26, 2017

Throwing off the shadow of a better man.

Good soup! posted:

they called the fifth PlayStation PlayStation five

Shoulda switched it up and called it the PlayStation E.

Ad by Khad
Jul 25, 2007

Human Garbage
Watch me try to laugh this title off like the dickbag I am.

I also hang out with racists.
they called the 8th playstation the playstation five

deadwing
Mar 5, 2007

the piss-5

KakerMix
Apr 8, 2004

8.2 M.P.G.
:byetankie:
What about the kind of ram it has OP?


Is it the right kind?

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Like if you said
"I'm gonna go play my Playstation Again"

or
"I'm gonna go play my Playstation, No Don't."

People would look at you like it was no big deal or that you were arguing with yourself like a homeless person but instead you're just telling the world which version of the playstation that you're off to go play video games on. Which would be the fifth one.

evilmiera
Dec 14, 2009

Status: Ravenously Rambunctious
Is this the Playstation I finally put down money for?

No it isn't.

Nyan Bread
Mar 17, 2006

deadwing posted:

the piss-5

PI55
ZBOZ

Twat McTwatterson
May 31, 2011
im buying an xbox next and a ps5 both on their day ones respectively and i cant loving wait

guitartorch
Jan 4, 2020

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

olives black posted:

video games are for children

Actually, many games are distinctly not for children. Check the ESRB label to make sure the game is E for everyone !

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

How about this op: the PSV

guitartorch
Jan 4, 2020

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

1redflag posted:

How about this op: the PSV

Not bad

Uriah Heep
Apr 28, 2010

im having a bit of an existential crisis here guys
Raytracing?

More like


I-stay-tracing pictures of sonic all over my balls

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

An Xbox Next?

How about "An Xbox? No Thank You I'm Fine!" LMAO

Uriah Heep
Apr 28, 2010

im having a bit of an existential crisis here guys
gaystation69

pop punk
Jun 26, 2018

:420::420::420:
This is likely going to be the first console I buy instead of waiting to get in a trade or from someone who doesn't want it anymore.

Is it worth it to buy in at release, or does the price drop a lot six months later? Also, I have an xbox one and nobody I know does so I can't do any online poo poo with friends. Do people usually get the same consoles every generation?

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

Wait for at least a year to buy any new game console. They almost always introduce a more energy efficient/quieter version (even if it’s still the same model) about 6-12 months in. Also, by then enough new games are available that the upgrade is worth it and you can get a discount on the early titles. Oh poo poo, I just got honeypottrd

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

who knows

I got a piss4 because more people I knew at the time had them and still didn't play poo poo with them but it also seemed like the "better" console this last time around, whenever that was?

I just read some article last week that now the new xbox looks like it's VERY marginally maybe better but they're both pretty much the same, so...gently caress if I know about that aspect. I'm just getting the ps5 because now I have the ps online account and crap. As for 'getting on release', sure. Go for it. I think consoles usually get better hardware on them later, but it's usually a couple years into production runs after they figure out the ram starts on fire after 3 months of use in .005% of them and poo poo like that. They don't, like, suddenly get new chipsets and stuff.


e: oh that was a honeypot to trick me into saying I read an ars technica article about playstations two weeks ago or wherever it was that I saw the thing? drat I'm undone.

MorrisBae
Jan 18, 2020

by Athanatos
What happened to "future game consoles will only exist in the cloud"

pop punk
Jun 26, 2018

:420::420::420:
I would like to be honey potted into reading an article. I went from not having to pay taxes for my entire life to having a reasonable income and don't want anything, so I feel like I can indulge in one consumer item.

guitartorch
Jan 4, 2020

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

MorrisBae posted:

What happened to "future game consoles will only exist in the cloud"

Loading times have actually gone up

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Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




I'll wait for two years after it's initial release to pick one up and in the meantime all the games the suckers and marks are paying $60 for right now, I'll get later for :10bux: :10bux:

I just bought God of War for $14.99 and I'm having just as good a time with it as everyone played it 2 years ago for $60. Probably better, 'cuz if there were any bugs at launch, they got patched out long before I played the game. :smuggo:

MorrisBae posted:

What happened to "future game consoles will only exist in the cloud"

Google Stadia died.

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