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Proud to be part of such an amazing talented team at generic office!! Motivated to do things on the computer and everyone’s title is analyst or project manager . Working hard thank you!!!!!
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I just congratulated you on 5 years at *insert unfulfilling company name*
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quote:Hello my name is Jinyang and we sell bicycle bell for children bike but we also sell N95 mask I would like to connect with you. Do you have interest in N95 mask? ...I told him no even though yes I do have an interest...
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guitartorch posted:Proud to be part of such an amazing talented team at generic office!! Motivated to do things on the computer and everyone’s title is analyst or project manager . Working hard thank you!!!!! Same
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French Canadian posted:I just congratulated you on 5 years at *insert unfulfilling company name* This
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Apr 18, 2020 02:17
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Buy Linkdin Premium to slide in to DMs
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Apr 18, 2020 02:19
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[quote="The_Continental" post="504197307"] Buy Linkdin Premium to slide in to DMs [/quot Don’t forget to cancel after the free trial
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Apr 18, 2020 02:20
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Looking at a random hottie's profile; the "People Also Viewed" section consists entirely of other random hotties with no relation to the person in the profile.
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Apr 18, 2020 02:26
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Deep learning insights
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Apr 18, 2020 02:36
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I'm the racist post floating down your feed, just waiting for career killing misclick to like me.
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Apr 18, 2020 02:40
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*buys Premium when the post-stand up suicidal ideation becomes a daily occurrence* *gets new job* *uninstalls*
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Apr 18, 2020 02:44
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olives black posted:*buys Premium when the post-stand up suicidal ideation becomes a daily occurrence* I’m sure you’re not so bad a comedian Mate
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Apr 18, 2020 02:46
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Hey {First Name}- I was really impressed by your profile and experience on your LinkedIn profile. Wow! I'm recruiting for an exciting new startup {Company Name} that is looking for highly motivated, high performers just like you, {First Name}. I will send you a meeting invite {next week} to discuss this opportunity. Thanks!!!!!!
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Apr 18, 2020 03:27
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sticksy posted:Hey {First Name}- half of them don't even tell you the company name. almost like they're afraid that you'll look them up and find out that they're a shitshow
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Apr 18, 2020 03:29
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Woke up to 34 notifications from linkedin today! Not one of them matters.
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Apr 18, 2020 03:32
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Ahh, linked-in, the platform where QA testers get job offers from random people in new york to develop pacemaker control software in node.js and senior software engineers get offered worse jobs than the one they have every other day. ask me about my 500 inmails.
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Apr 18, 2020 05:05
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Well deserved!
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Apr 18, 2020 05:07
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Apr 18, 2020 05:09
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An Actual LinkedIn Message I Received just Today posted:I was really impressed by your profile and work on LinkedIn and I surround myself with doers and decision-makers. I have a powerful network and I am a multi-business owner fighting for the success of the US business. I would love to connect if there is ever an opportunity we can help each other.
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Apr 18, 2020 06:42
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Bruegels Fuckbooks posted:Ahh, linked-in, the platform where QA testers get job offers from random people in new york to develop pacemaker control software in node.js and senior software engineers get offered worse jobs than the one they have every other day. ask me about my 500 inmails. Yes, how can I get a job. thx in advance
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3 people have looked at your profile in the last week! This is very likely to be someone looking to hire you for a much sought after and highly lucrative position perfect to your skillsets. Sign up to LinkedIn Premium to see who it is! It's a bot, a russian scammer pretending to be a pretty girl and your nosy coworker Joe.
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Apr 18, 2020 07:00
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You have 21 new notifications! Literally 20 'Sponsored' messages and a note that co-worker Joe, who likes to pretend he's well read, shared a post he found on the internet, "Studies show working more efficiently leads to better results."
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Apr 18, 2020 07:04
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My previous boss’s husband would look me up like every week, I blocked him 
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Apr 18, 2020 07:23
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Making people's lives amazing EVERY SINGLE DAY - best team ever #hrlife #perks #wheninrome #justgettingstarted
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Apr 18, 2020 07:55
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i disabled my linkedin account and my life improved a lot afterwards
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My favorite part of linked in is how they would spam the poo poo out of everyone in your email list if you gave it the option to look at your email to “find contacts already signed up!” Which would just hound every person in your email history nonstop to make a linked in account. Oh, and the site had a bad history of being hacked. How the hell did such a garbage site get so popular?
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Apr 18, 2020 12:41
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Hey [name]! Our client has a 6 month contract performing the most basic entry level task in your field. We think your fifteen years of experience makes you a perfect match!
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Apr 18, 2020 12:56
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I hope your well.
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Apr 18, 2020 16:50
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I like it, it's facebook without the pretence of being at all enjoyable or good.
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Apr 18, 2020 17:31
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*18 hours before my birthday* **200 happy birthday wishes from people in India I've never met but accepted connection requests from 10+ years ago**
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Apr 18, 2020 17:43
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I friended a bunch of designers and engineers in India and Saudi Arabia and they all padded my profile with a bunch of recommendations and skills qualifications and I did the same for them. Now, I get tons private messages from recruiters every week even though I'm dumb as poo poo.
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Apr 18, 2020 18:26
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A company I used to work for is cross that on my LinkedIn it says I still work there and they keep emailing me telling me to change it but I just couldn’t give a gently caress about LinkedIn and refuse to go to the effort of remembering my password
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Apr 18, 2020 19:05
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Rad-daddio posted:I friended a bunch of designers and engineers in India and Saudi Arabia and they all padded my profile with a bunch of recommendations and skills qualifications and I did the same for them. Hm how do I do this
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You don't quit a job, you quit a boss <posted by someone who is, in fact, a poo poo boss>
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