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just because it's a tournament with vehicles and xplosions doesn't mean yo uhave to be a "car type" or a mechanic who dreamso of strapping turrets to any car they're working on. they might have an advantage and save a little money by having the resources to work on their custom vehicle but that shouldn't stop anyone from entering. a lot of these ugys only have souped up cars because they've made it into their personality |
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the only thing that should stop you from entering the twisted metal tournament with a bicycle or a razer scooter is that you may not be equipped enough to take on the heavy duty machinery and firepower from other competitors, but confidence is key |
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I taped my keys to my fixie and I’m ready to freaking party -Mal Blart (Paul blarts daughter played by Melissa McCarthy)
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Apr 19, 2020 23:13
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the little rascals are loving KILLING IT in this years twisted metal tournament!
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using my twisted metal victory wish to finally get the blinker fluid my dad said he needed |
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My bike polo bike may seem outclassed by the hulking motor vehicles with guns on them, but I've got agility. I'm nimble. I'd like to see them carry their car over a staircase, change lanes with zero forward motion, turn 180 literally on a dime, or get past the bollards blocking the entrance to the columbia valley mixed use path. |
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Apr 20, 2020 01:03
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me yelling at my son in the back row of the astrovan: quick, throw the ball bearings out now my son: *struggles to squeeze like two ball bearings out the wedged open weird minivan window while most bounce back into the car*
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nut posted:me yelling at my son in the back row of the astrovan: quick, throw the ball bearings out now
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Apr 20, 2020 01:17
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rolling up to the car deathmatch with my tricycle and bag full of thumb tacks
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a roomba strapped to each foot and a 9mm pistol |
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Apr 20, 2020 15:39
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Iron Chef Ramen posted:a roomba strapped to each foot and a 9mm pistol took a lot of work to get their motion synced up with each other so my legs don't get pulled apart. they still move randomly though
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alnilam posted:took a lot of work to get their motion synced up with each other so my legs don't get pulled apart. they still move randomly though *drives to edge of cliff* *backs up 2 inches* *drives towards edge again* *beeps angrily* *Backups up 2 inches* *Drives to edge of cliff again* *Beeps very angrily* *spins around in circles* *Drives further over the cliff and starts tipping* *beeps until battery dies*
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