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I hope the dude from American Psycho made 100mill for his literal 3 sec cameo on TLJ
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Greedo shooting first is canon, and Han Solo is overrated.
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Apr 22, 2020 00:40
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Ben Solo is Luke and Leias son
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Apr 22, 2020 02:55
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Temple of doom is much, MUCH better than return of the jedi
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"Avatar" takes place in the star wars universe. That big tree? The force!
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banned from Starbucks posted:Rise of Skywalker owns because space wizard Sheev is cooler in every way than boring as gently caress snoke and sheev should have won and brought back the empire and dumping all over TLJ was the best thing to ever happen to a star war Sheev won, he's possessing Rey.
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Francis ford coppola directed star wars a new hope. You can see him in a shot where c3po is wandering through the desert. He his holding a bottle of wine.
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indigi posted:TLJ is a good movie hidden inside a longer, worse movie yeah. thats a good point. i like alot of TLJ but a bunch of it is boring or sucks and good parts were cut.
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Chewbacca should have hung with luke and rey, ghost hayden/burnt mask ghost vader should have trained kylo in the last one. no i did not see 9, thank you
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FunkyAl posted:Temple of doom is much, MUCH better than return of the jedi seconded
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egon_beeblebrox posted:seconded I will say however that the jabba scene is better than the rest of star wars combined, and i "choose to believe" that jim henson and whoever the really great other directors and setpeople that worked with him and probably some special effects types did most/all of the legwork on that and not george or richard. I mean george came up with the guys at least, and richard drank a lot of water.
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FunkyAl posted:Temple of doom is much, MUCH better than return of the jedi Same but the somewhat more niche opinion that Indiana Jones Adventure is a better ride than Star Tours
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There's like 20 minutes of Temple of Doom that aren't completely painful, as opposed to Return of the Jedi, which rules start to finish
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They should do a Hutt crime family series. It can be a shot for shot remake of the Sopranos, but all aliens. The tony breathing heavily scenes work even better with a hutt.
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Jabba: Who ate the last frog in the fishbowl? WHO ATE THE LAST FUCCKIN FROG IN THE COCK SUCKIN FISHBOWL?! Bib Fortuna: I dunno Jab' Jabba: *heavy breathing* MOTHER FUCKER!
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They should make a Star Wars movie where the dialog is nothing but alien gibberish language and see how long people are willing to put up with watching it for.
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Apr 24, 2020 06:21
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nine-gear crow posted:They should make a Star Wars movie where the dialog is nothing but alien gibberish language and see how long people are willing to put up with watching it for. My memory tells me this was what every sidequest in the KotOR games did.
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nine-gear crow posted:They should make a Star Wars movie where the dialog is nothing but alien gibberish language and see how long people are willing to put up with watching it for. I could watch a ten part subs only documentary on Star Wars' Droid Football
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nine-gear crow posted:They should make a Star Wars movie where the dialog is nothing but alien gibberish language and see how long people are willing to put up with watching it for. Seeing as I hate dubbed films and in all circumstances prefer films and dialogue be in the intended character/creature language I would he totally fine with this and probably enjoy it more 
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nine-gear crow posted:They should make a Star Wars movie where the dialog is nothing but alien gibberish language and see how long people are willing to put up with watching it for. Reminds me of the option on the Galaxy Quest DVD to watch the movie dubbed in the Thermians' language.
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Return of the Jedi is the best Star Wars movie. Thrawn Trilogy would have made superior Sequel Movies.
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I just finished the Thrawn Trilogy, and I have to say, they would be better then the sequels but just barely.
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SidneyIsTheKiller posted:I kind of like Star Wars. gently caress. close the thread
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He gets all the weight off and becomes Jabba the Hot
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Slashrat posted:My memory tells me this was what every sidequest in the KotOR games did. That was my exact thought when typing that post up. "KotOR is probably 75% the same six lines of species-specific gibberish when you break it down on a per-line basis."
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oh but seriously I posted:He gets all the weight off and becomes Jabba the Hot  Swolla the Cutt
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Star Wars, the whole OT but especially IV, would have been almost purely better without any space elements. It's a Western with wizards, and the same plot and themes and supernatural elements happening just outright in America would have been both more fun and more provocative.
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Yeah, you can reset star wars in a fantasy setting, and the only thing you really lose is the ww2 dogfighting. Replace that with airships, dragons, griffins, cloaks of flying, and you're golden.
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Paploo is a better Ewok than Wicket.
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Slowpoke Rodriguez posted:Yeah, you can reset star wars in a fantasy setting, and the only thing you really lose is the ww2 dogfighting. Replace that with airships, dragons, griffins, cloaks of flying, and you're golden. Honestly just actually have it be "WW2 but some guys developed hippie magic" would rule.
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Opinion: Jar Jar was Essential Reason: He's a loving dipshit. We know that. He got kicked out of his secret clan. When Qui_Gon and Ewan McGregor land on Naboo they need to warn the queen and all that about the impending invasion, an invasion that administration is unequipped to fend off. But Jar Jar mentions in his goofy patois that he knows where theres a big secret army. The only reason Naboo was able to fight back against the Trade Federales is because the Jedi convinced the Gungans that they and the Naboo-ese are in a symbiotic relationship, so Boss Hog/Nass lends his army to help fight the droids. It's stupid and convoluted and has a lot of blubbering and tongue jokes but basically if Jar Jar never called the Boss Fish's wife a name he wouldn't have been ostracized and thus the the Jedi and Jane Foster never would have known about an army let alone utilized it to help protect their water city. Also, since Palpatine's failed on Naboo, he then plays on Jar Jar's kindergarten intellect to convince him to call for a vote of no confidence in Chancellor Vellum (because okay for some dumb reason everyone thought Jar Jar would be a good senator and would act accordingly in the queens stead while she was off fighting bugs and 3-eyed cats) which then gives the Republic over to the Empire. Jar Jar was important and his dumb antics are what got him kicked out of his secret water club thus putting into place both good and bad things. Star Wars is dumb and I love it. I'll take a jr bacon double and a large frosty.
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dudeness posted:I just finished the Thrawn Trilogy, and I have to say, they would be better then the sequels but just barely. There are parts of the novels today that Zahn would probably re-write considerably, but they have coherent vision and are a natural extension of the OT. Unlike the sequels that went 'lol soft reset'. Also, the characters in the novels are actually smart. And there is only one time characters infiltrate a Star Destroyer, unlike 3(+) times in the sequels.
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Crazy Joe Wilson posted:There are parts of the novels today that Zahn would probably re-write considerably, but they have coherent vision and are a natural extension of the OT. Unlike the sequels that went 'lol soft reset'. If you go back and re-read the original Thrawn trilogy, the actual prose is loving godawful. The characters don't have conversations with each other, they just deliver monologues. And every other sentence, someone responds with "Point." Point point point point point.
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Star Wars X could literally be a reboot but hundreds or even thousands of years later and it would totally fit in the universe and work.
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Slashrat posted:My memory tells me this was what every sidequest in the KotOR games did. And it loving ruled.
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The Yuzaan Vong from the EU books were bad not because they were goth edgelord aliens (though that is true), but because they were an alien invasion story that effectively justified the xenophobic philosophy of the Empire; implying that fascism was the better alternative to the democratic New Republic government.
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quote:If you go back and re-read the original Thrawn trilogy With all due respect and much love, I am not gonna do that.
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Nothing in Star Wars has ever been improved buy explaining it, and the the setting actually shrinks the more attempts are made at expanding it.
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Disco Pope posted:Nothing in Star Wars has ever been improved buy explaining it, and the the setting actually shrinks the more attempts are made at expanding it. I think the best example of this outside of midichlorians (gently caress midichlorians!!!) is probably Force lightning and how everyone can do it if they've gone up the Force Lightning skill tree.
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Timby posted:If you go back and re-read the original Thrawn trilogy, the actual prose is loving godawful. The characters don't have conversations with each other, they just deliver monologues. Ehhh, it's not that bad. Way worse examples out there. And still way better than the dialog in the Sequel Trilogy.
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