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FunkyAl
Mar 28, 2010

Your vitals soar.
John Lennon should have played C3-PO

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FunkyAl
Mar 28, 2010

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The funeral scenes were all wrong. There should have been a song by something like thrid eye blind, they should have happened in the middle of the movie, and there should have been like scenes of characters talking and being real. Everyone should be dressed in earth funeral clothes. They should hold it at a presbetyrian church

FunkyAl
Mar 28, 2010

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I am George Lucas.

FunkyAl
Mar 28, 2010

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Greedo BEGGED for death

FunkyAl
Mar 28, 2010

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Temple of doom is much, MUCH better than return of the jedi

FunkyAl
Mar 28, 2010

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"Avatar" takes place in the star wars universe. That big tree? The force!

FunkyAl
Mar 28, 2010

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Francis ford coppola directed star wars a new hope. You can see him in a shot where c3po is wandering through the desert. He his holding a bottle of wine.

FunkyAl
Mar 28, 2010

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Chewbacca should have hung with luke and rey, ghost hayden/burnt mask ghost vader should have trained kylo in the last one. no i did not see 9, thank you

FunkyAl
Mar 28, 2010

Your vitals soar.

I will say however that the jabba scene is better than the rest of star wars combined, and i "choose to believe" that jim henson and whoever the really great other directors and setpeople that worked with him and probably some special effects types did most/all of the legwork on that and not george or richard. I mean george came up with the guys at least, and richard drank a lot of water.

FunkyAl
Mar 28, 2010

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Zane posted:

the prequel trilogy is trash. but if you can get the correct fan cut they're pretty good.

Can I get Marcia Lucas's cut heyooooo

FunkyAl
Mar 28, 2010

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cargohills posted:

my favourite cut of the prequel trilogy is by a little known fan you might have heard of called "George Lucas and Ben Burtt"

Where is the Burtt solo cut! Hiding in the Disney Vault?

FunkyAl
Mar 28, 2010

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George Lucas's movie about the Whills and microscopic life forms would have been badass.

FunkyAl
Mar 28, 2010

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New empire superweapon: the gravitorb. similar to an atom smashing concept, developed by shrinking down and investigating whills somehow, but the weapon crashes planets within systems into each other by swinging them in its own orbit, creating devastating effects, debris clouds, dust storms, disruptions in weather and so on, on nearby planets in said system. bing bang boom, next!

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FunkyAl
Mar 28, 2010

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mind the walrus posted:

TLJ mostly ruled and the salt over it is delicious. It's got some major execution flaws, but the script is rock solid and it's a better actual "movie" than every other Star Wars flick save 1977. Luke was perfect. The Rey and Kylo stuff was really well-done. The only absolute mistake it made was doubling-down on putting the audience off-balance with the Holdo plot, and it needed a few more beats to establish Finn's ambivalence of fully embracing the Resistance. I'm willing to bet that if Holdo wasn't there and the plot was more about Poe being a reckless leader the Nazis wouldn't have taken over the discourse.

The Vader sequence in Rogue One ruled on a technical level, but is absolute thematic garbage. It would have been an amazing fan-film. It's terrible as canon. If you liked it because it was official, you are absolutely part of the problem.

Literally no part of any Star Wars film has lived up to the promise of that McQuarrie art where a masked Luke is fighting Vader:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rgyitSlMtMY

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