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I want to go to my nearby 24 hour diner on Sunday morning and sit at the counter and get an omelette and hash browns and drink like 5 cups of coffee they keep pouring you. Then bike home just in time to take a caffeine induced explosive poo poo on my toilet.
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Sit out on the patio section of the sports bar across the street, eat the biggest burger they sell, and just...relax. you'd think you'd be super relaxed being at home all the time, but it sure as hell doesn't relax me being so stressed all the time.
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Apr 20, 2020 04:00
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Then what sre you going to do after your shits over?
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Apr 20, 2020 04:00
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Go out and get some goddamn good italian food that I didn't half assed cook at home for a change
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Apr 20, 2020 04:02
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Meet friends and touch their faces
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Apr 20, 2020 04:02
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Use the touchscreen ordering kiosk at taco bell so I can get my crunch crunchwrap supreme without human interaction Going through the drive thru is too stressful for me
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Apr 20, 2020 04:03
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JK Fresco posted:Then what sre you going to do after your shits over? make second breakfast DUH
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Apr 20, 2020 04:04
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Serve or bartend a normal shift. I miss strangers.
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Apr 20, 2020 04:04
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I’m gonna share drugs with strange people at bars, poo poo that they can’t even begin to predict the effects of, terrifying hallucinogens and whatnot. I’m trying to go sober right now, but I’m still allowed to fantasize about fictional scenarios, right?
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Apr 20, 2020 04:06
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Apply for an ADA accommodation saying I'm agoraphobic and need to work from home permanently. Then actually become agoraphobic and never leave the house again. Hopefully, never wash my hands again. I wash them 100 times a day now, and I think that should be enough for a lifetime. If I'm not going to be an agoraphobe, maybe I'll keep wearing masks when I go out. I think that could be fun.
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Apr 20, 2020 04:06
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I am going to lick everything.
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Apr 20, 2020 04:10
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you broke my grill posted:Use the touchscreen ordering kiosk at taco bell so I can get my crunch crunchwrap supreme without human interaction i have a taco bell coupon i han'vt used...
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Apr 20, 2020 04:10
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get a better job in my field
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Apr 20, 2020 04:12
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Eat at a restaurant. Food tastes better in a booth, that's just scientific fact.
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Apr 20, 2020 04:14
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Have sex and kiss
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Apr 20, 2020 04:14
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I haven't wiped my rear end with toilet paper in almost 2 months
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Apr 20, 2020 04:17
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Spinz posted:Have sex and kiss I want to change my answer to "kiss everything"
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Apr 20, 2020 04:18
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Spinz posted:Have sex and kiss Ewww, gross. Never again. 
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Apr 20, 2020 04:19
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We're going to get ramen, OP.
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Apr 20, 2020 04:27
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order a pizza. you can do that now, but it's not a very good idea.
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Apr 20, 2020 04:34
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Go to the public library, go to a coffee shop, probably go to the museum or the local amusement park if it's still running.
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Apr 20, 2020 04:37
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Spinz posted:Have sex and kiss You don't have to wait another minute for that, Spinny 
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Apr 20, 2020 04:44
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I can't wait to go use the community toilet / swimming pool
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Apr 20, 2020 04:49
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licking party
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its all nice on rice posted:We're going to get ramen, OP. im down. can we do korean bbq too? i want to grill the meats.
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Apr 20, 2020 04:50
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Go to the dentist as many times as they let me Read magazines in the waiting room
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Apr 20, 2020 05:31
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I wanna go to a concert at the local metal venue. There was a show I was REALLY excited about this month that got canceled.
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Apr 20, 2020 05:32
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this will never end 
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Apr 20, 2020 05:35
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Go to the gym.
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Apr 20, 2020 05:37
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Get together with a bunch of friends and just bullshit for a few hours. Maybe go out and do some karaoke.
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Apr 20, 2020 05:39
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Farmer Crack-rear end posted:Get together with a bunch of friends and just bullshit for a few hours. Maybe go out and do some karaoke. Both of these are achievable today with the magic of the internet and drugs and alcohol.
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Apr 20, 2020 05:40
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smoke a weed
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Apr 20, 2020 05:40
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jokes posted:Both of these are achievable today with the magic of the internet and drugs and alcohol. It's the "get together" part that's important to me. Being in the same location as friends is fun and cool.
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Apr 20, 2020 05:44
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wait for it ...smoke two weed
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Apr 20, 2020 05:46
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........at the same time??! 
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Apr 20, 2020 05:46
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ultrafilter posted:Go to the gym. i just cancelled my membership because yeah that aint happening for a long time 
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Apr 20, 2020 05:47
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Bang a waitress
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Apr 20, 2020 05:47
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Go to my usual hiking spots
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Apr 20, 2020 05:56
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i kinda wonder what the bums are up to since traffic is light i bet an enterprising bum could set up shop right in the middle of the road.
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Go to the store at my normal time (2AM). Stores shifting to daytime operating hours has somehow made me less quarantined than I used to be.
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