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Well we know covid 19 might cause the olympics to cancel, so we need think of some ideas to fix them to be safe. And not a moment too soon! For one thing, and this is obvious, no more circular track. Instead of a tight circle with everyone right next to each other, you make it all straight but the same distance. that way the audience can spread out too. Now we all now the elephant in the room: relays races. Passing a baton that could have germs on it? Thats a no go. Well how about the runners wear latex gloves. And if they have a latex allergy? hello nitrile. With regards to swimming- again instead of doing laps, you make one long and skinny pool. I will have to check with the biz fi career engineering career thread to ask how wide it needs to be or maybe there need to be many long and skinny SEPERATE pools. Well, I think if we put our heads together, we just might be able to save this thing. I sure hope so, so feel free to collaborate your ideas in this thread.
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There's summer olympics, winter olympics, paraolympics, and junior olympics. It's time for esports-Olympics.
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Apr 20, 2020 04:08
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Ive always no-joke been a fan of the special olympics. My uncle was a world champ in bowling in like 88 or 91 or some point between them.
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Apr 20, 2020 04:10
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Hand sanitizer instead of olive oil on the naked wrestlers
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Apr 20, 2020 04:13
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The Olympics need to be abolished. They ruin the cities they're in few decades if not generations to come.
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Apr 20, 2020 04:15
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At least we got a Clint Eastwood movie out of the Atlanta games
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Apr 20, 2020 04:18
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Legit time for the grift to end and the dregs of the old aristocracy that keeps it going to be rendered desolate by it's fall
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Apr 20, 2020 04:19
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Who What Now posted:The Olympics need to be abolished. They ruin the cities they're in few decades if not generations to come. Special olympics have only served to inspire the human spirit and raise the self-esteem of their competitors In other words, please spend 50 billion bucks on the new special olympics dome in Indianapolis, we promise it won’t be occupied by junkies 18 months after its done being used
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Apr 20, 2020 04:19
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They should really just allow the drugs.
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Apr 20, 2020 04:22
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Cyril Sneer posted:They should really just allow the drugs. Yeah selling drugged cracker-jack would really attract spectators.
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Apr 20, 2020 04:24
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Take a lesson from MMA and drop all the athletes onto an island
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Apr 20, 2020 04:26
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Apparently the Olympic village ends up becoming a cesspit of debauchery every time so why not install cameras all over it and run the footage on PornHub with a revenue sharing agreement with the host city?
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Apr 20, 2020 04:39
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Fabulousity posted:Apparently the Olympic village ends up becoming a cesspit of debauchery every time so why not install cameras all over it and run the footage on PornHub with a revenue sharing agreement with the host city? The excessive use of performance enhancing drugs leave it appealing to only the lady-bodybuilder-admirer market. Nothing wrong with that, but the olympics people might pay a lot in marketing that they wouldn’t recoup.
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Apr 20, 2020 04:42
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Cyril Sneer posted:They should really just allow the drugs. Just lol if you think every single Olympic athlete isn't 79% synthetic hormones by volume.
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Apr 20, 2020 05:11
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They test for spikes of PEDs not PEDs themselves. If they tested for PEDs, there'd be no olympics. Nolympics.
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Apr 20, 2020 05:20
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Bring back old non-contact events like poetry and city planning
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Apr 20, 2020 05:21
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Nigmaetcetera posted:Special olympics have only served to inspire the human spirit and raise the self-esteem of their competitors i thought the colts already had a stadium
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Apr 20, 2020 05:31
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Just make it a video game stream it on Twitch and stop devastating communities
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Apr 20, 2020 05:31
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Icochet posted:Bring back old non-contact events like poetry and city planning Maybe something modern like e thottery
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Apr 20, 2020 05:33
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Kibbles n Shits posted:Just make it a video game stream it on Twitch and stop devastating communities For real. Putting it in an already-built stadium with limited attendance makes more sense. The crowds are usually empty anyways except for the opening/closing ceremony just show me who is the best at throwing balls or whatever. The only people who want the olympics in their town are drug dealers, prostitutes, and hotels. And now AirBNB people who are just hosed-up hotels.
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Apr 20, 2020 05:34
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Ban China
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Apr 20, 2020 05:36
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Make them actually amateurs by randomly selecting the competitors
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Apr 20, 2020 05:36
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JK Fresco posted:Maybe something modern like e thottery Whorelympics
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Apr 20, 2020 05:50
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Three words - To the death.
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Apr 20, 2020 05:55
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Make it more like thr martial sports of the old olympics and bring in paintball and 3 gun
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Apr 20, 2020 05:56
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jokes posted:For real. Putting it in an already-built stadium with limited attendance makes more sense. The crowds are usually empty anyways except for the opening/closing ceremony just show me who is the best at throwing balls or whatever. Change the events so you can just do them in the street instead of inside a special building
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Apr 20, 2020 05:57
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its almost like an event every 4 years that rapes the host location for a bunch of loser jocks doing entertaining athletic tricks for points doesnt actually make sense it was just a thinly veiled scam to grift money from the local host population before leaving them for dead.
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Apr 20, 2020 05:58
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bring back art as an olympic event its been over 100 years and some of the buck wild perfornance art ive seen would put nbc over the top this summer i bet you any young entreprenurial fuckwit could flimflam their way through qualifiers just by plagiarizing CakeFarts. and that would be ratings gold
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Apr 20, 2020 06:02
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human garbage bag posted:It's time for esports-Olympics. Agreed, ship a switch to all the athletes that were signed up for the Tokyo event and make them all compete in the official game. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aLAdAzgXBkE I don't want to watch some snotty kids playing fortnite though, screw that [edit] if you skip to 12:30 you can watch sonic beat up his girlfriend
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Apr 20, 2020 06:02
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Dont save the olympics. I want Akira to happen.
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Apr 20, 2020 06:06
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gently caress those 'elite' fucks, what we really need is to run our own grassroots olympics here on the site, with stuff that us regular goons can do in the isolation of our own homes. A Goonlympics.
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Apr 20, 2020 06:50
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:Goonlympics. I've been training my Olympic poo poo posting skills all season. I am ready to lead us to glory
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Apr 20, 2020 07:01
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Kibbles n Shits posted:I've been training my Olympic poo poo posting skills all season. I am ready to lead us to glory I'm ready, coach! SEND ME IN! /shitposts like an absolute champion
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Apr 20, 2020 07:02
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Zoomlympics Staring contest Who can stand on one foot the longest Competitive breadmaking Also everyone has to be naked.
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Apr 20, 2020 07:14
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Bok Bok posted:Zoomlympics The subforums should jump on this, Goons With Spoons should totally be running The Great Goonish Bake Off Dunno what competitions GBS would be hosting. Widest, most expansive neckbeard?
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Apr 20, 2020 07:19
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make jacking off the main sport
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Apr 20, 2020 07:29
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Make Fortnite an olympic event.
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Apr 20, 2020 07:37
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allow audience participation
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Apr 20, 2020 07:40
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Make the losers into civil meat
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Apr 20, 2020 07:48
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I've got an idea to save it!
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