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Remove the men and bring back full nude olympics. You're welcome IOC.
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Get old school. All competitors must be naked and oiled. I don't know if this will help with the corona but I know it will help.
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Apr 20, 2020 10:01
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MIGHT cause the Olympics to cancel? Lol
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Apr 20, 2020 10:09
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From now on, recycle Olympic cities so that every Olympics takes place in the now-rotten facilities where they occurred 20 years ago.
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Apr 20, 2020 13:10
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Just make it a Battlebots competition.
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Apr 20, 2020 13:13
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Ask the olympian gods what we should be doing by have some lady get high and then get some classics professors to make hexameter poetry out of whatever she says.
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Apr 20, 2020 13:15
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Isolate all the athletes 14 days prior, send them to the Olympics with no audience.
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Apr 20, 2020 13:27
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The International Olympic Committee serves only to counterbalance FIFA as candidate for the title “Most Corrupt Organisation On Earth That Nominally Should Be Doing Good”, so let the whole thing burn to the ground frankly.
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Apr 20, 2020 13:53
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Apr 20, 2020 14:53
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one word: Marblelympics
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Apr 20, 2020 15:37
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Men's circle jerk, with the athletes in individual booths, shown on TV broadcasts as a Celebrity Squares-type layout. Events for cums quickest, cums furthest, most cums in half an hour, biggest load etc. And yes, I am in training for it, as you can see.
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Apr 20, 2020 15:52
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i'm visualizing someone spinning around like in the shotput except he's whackin it
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Apr 20, 2020 16:04
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Have everyone do the events in their house and report back. Yeah, I totally ran that marathon in an hour
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Apr 20, 2020 16:15
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Make 12 permanent venues to hold the games. Two on each continent excluding Antarctica obviously. One for the Winter Olympics and one for Summer Olympics. Place them in countries that are wealthy enough to maintain the facilities, and make sure the place where they are located will be able to utilize the facilities when the games aren't being played. Hold the games every 2 years so that every year there will be a Winter, or Summer Olympics. Make them truly amateur, no professional hockey, soccer or basketball players ect. In fact maybe get rid of well established sports with huge professional leagues, and instead add new sports like ninja warrior, spartan races, and rock climbing.
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Apr 20, 2020 16:29
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Torquemada posted:The International Olympic Committee serves only to counterbalance FIFA as candidate for the title “Most Corrupt Organisation On Earth That Nominally Should Be Doing Good”, so let the whole thing burn to the ground frankly. That's just what happens when you let Europe run something
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Apr 20, 2020 19:07
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JK Fresco posted:That's just what happens when you let Europe run something Rather than other noted free-from-corruption areas of the world like none of them.
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Apr 21, 2020 10:29
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A Fancy Hat posted:Just make it a Battlebots competition. With explosives allowed In fact make it mad max with remote controlled full size cars
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Apr 21, 2020 10:35
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hold the first ever space olympics but you gotta find someone to protect andromeda from gresh
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Apr 21, 2020 10:48
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Replace all the sports with csgo but don't change the competitors
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Apr 21, 2020 10:49
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Make everyone with COVID compete in random sports and the winner gets medical care.
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Apr 21, 2020 11:01
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Cancel the Olympics altogether. I mean, who genuinely gives a poo poo aside from the pervert coaches that molest child athletes until they compete?
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Apr 21, 2020 11:15
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sacrifice the winners to Quetzalcoatl
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biracial bear for uncut posted:Cancel the Olympics altogether. I mean, who genuinely gives a poo poo aside from the pervert coaches that molest child athletes until they compete? China
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Apr 21, 2020 16:23
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Authoritarian regimes that use it as a dickwaving contest.
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Apr 21, 2020 17:00
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But you repeat yourselves.
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Apr 21, 2020 17:01
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We should build an entire city from scratch that hosts all future Olympics, definitely a smart use of money
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Apr 21, 2020 17:02
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Just host them in Greece every year
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Apr 21, 2020 17:06
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sigher posted:Make everyone with COVID compete in random sports and the winner gets medical care. This sounds pretty much like capitalism in the U.S. Compete in jobs and the winners get medical care.
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Apr 21, 2020 17:13
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Human garbage nailed it 1st reply, report a. 2/3rds of winter Olympics are made up rich people sports to help fund the thing anyway, esports is an untapped vein. Winners get emedals to save on costs, done.
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Apr 21, 2020 17:18
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1st_Panzer_Div. posted:Human garbage nailed it 1st reply, report a. maybe some Steam achievements?
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Apr 21, 2020 20:09
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They could have it like one of those things where as many people as possible get inside a Mini, they could probably do the whole thing with 10 people or so, then once they are all in set it on fire to get rid of germs and give them all medals for winning
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Apr 21, 2020 21:15
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gently caress 'em
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Apr 21, 2020 21:20
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interwhat posted:gently caress 'em
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Apr 21, 2020 21:23
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The Olympics, but with a heavy dose of Neon Genesis Evangelion. Idk I'm more of a big picture guy, y'all figure out the details.
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Apr 21, 2020 21:40
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Add a jump at the end of the luge Make javelin throwers scream something cool when they throw the javelin and they are scored on it Replace boring rear end olympic boxing with a Kumite style competition Curling but with a live infant and if it cries you lose Biathalon but it takes place on the street with rollerblades and they get sweet Uzis instead of lame rifles
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The_Continental posted:
Olympic boxing for sure needs to end. The blatant corruption of Olympic boxing makes FIFA look like a bunch of scared rookies. Olympic boxing judges will straight faced, and cool as a cucumber hand matches to a boxer who lost in a landslide, simply because they were paid usually by the host country. Its not even like it happens once or twice during the games. They do it multiple times over every weight division, and its to the point where nobody even pretends that its not happening. The Announcers know it, the crowd knows it, the referee knows it, and the boxers know it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PWQ0vaoQDEQ Smiling Mandrill fucked around with this message at 00:47 on Apr 22, 2020 |
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Apr 22, 2020 00:40
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Yeah if they fight to the death there's really no room for that kind of fixing
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No winners. Everyone gets a participation trophy. Last place does get killed though.
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