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Theyure giving away oil now
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guitartorch posted:Theyure giving away oil now They have played us for absolute fools.
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Apr 20, 2020 18:29
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The three stooges short oily to bed oily to rise where moe is floating on the geyser bursting from the ground and making pathetic noises as a stunt double spins around but instead of oil propelling him it's liquified posts
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Apr 20, 2020 18:31
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Free gas
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Apr 20, 2020 18:32
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Suddenly feeling pretty good about my decades old investment into several thousand tons of bananas let's go check on my stash right now
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Apr 20, 2020 18:33
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Hell, Alberta is paying people to take oil now. If you're just taking it for free you're a chump!
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Apr 20, 2020 18:37
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http://www.livecharts.co.uk/MarketCharts/crude.php $1
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Apr 20, 2020 18:37
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There is no such thing as a free lunch. Unless you can eat oil? I think I could.
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Apr 20, 2020 18:40
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What rules is that companies like mine (plastics) have been dealing with high petrochemical prices for so long we have armies of weaponized purchasers doing all kinds of crazy things to get it cheaper and we won’t be turning them off now that oil is cheap. We’re going to try to gut this industry as capitalism eats itself.
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reignofevil posted:Suddenly feeling pretty good about my decades old investment into several thousand tons of bananas let's go check on my stash right now https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OGldNpngDws
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Apr 20, 2020 18:48
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Brb gonna go turn my car on and just let it idle in the carport all day
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Apr 20, 2020 18:51
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Ok seriously though wtf is going on, it's down to $0.16
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Apr 20, 2020 19:09
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Devils Affricate posted:Ok seriously though wtf is going on, it's down to $0.16 there's too much and no place to put it
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Apr 20, 2020 19:10
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Not many people know that the oil barrels at the refinery are free. You can take them home. I have 87 barrels of oil.
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Apr 20, 2020 19:12
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The actual barrel is worth way more than the oil it contains. Quick, everyone stock up on barrels, you can dump the oil out into the gutter and then fill them with beans to survive the coming collapse.
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Apr 20, 2020 19:16
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Miles McCloud posted:The actual barrel is worth way more than the oil it contains. Quick, everyone stock up on barrels, you can dump the oil out into the gutter and then fill them with beans to survive the coming collapse. I;m investing in thos beans.
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Apr 20, 2020 19:17
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It is now a single cent. I think the chart is broken.
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Apr 20, 2020 19:19
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it's currently trading at a negative value Holders are paying you to assume risk lol
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Apr 20, 2020 19:20
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this is good for bitcoin
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Apr 20, 2020 19:21
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Big Beef City posted:it's currently trading at a negative value does this mean if I turn my car on and drive around I'll get richer?
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Apr 20, 2020 19:21
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A Fancy Hat posted:does this mean if I turn my car on and drive around I'll get richer? No it literally means "Assume it's Risk" and the oil barons are going to invade Yakutsk with some plastic cannons
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Apr 20, 2020 19:23
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evilmiera posted:It is now a single cent. I think the chart is broken. Lol that rules.
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Apr 20, 2020 19:26
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cool hentai
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Apr 20, 2020 19:31
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For sale, Saudi Prince, never worked
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Apr 20, 2020 19:32
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Big Beef City posted:cool hentai I had no idea thanks for the heads up
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Apr 20, 2020 19:33
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free oil sounds like a great deal until the truck comes by and asks where you want your 1000s of barrels of heavy worthless crude. maybe you have an empty backyard pool they can unload in to?
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Apr 20, 2020 19:34
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Apr 20, 2020 19:38
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Settled st -37$/bbl
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Apr 20, 2020 19:38
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Bum the Sad posted:Lol that rules. https://www.cnbc.com/quotes/?symbol=@CL.1 The current price is... -37.59 dollars. Or about -300 percent in value since yesterday. How.
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Apr 20, 2020 19:40
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GONNA BUY THAT V8 AFTER ALL!!!!! BOOYAH!!!!! SUCK IT LIBERAL E-CARS!!!!!!
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Apr 20, 2020 19:41
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evilmiera posted:https://www.cnbc.com/quotes/?symbol=@CL.1 the wti last trading day is *looks at watch* today. people are probably rushing to dump their futures contracts of now-worthless crude before it settles and they actually have to store it somewhere.
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Apr 20, 2020 19:42
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numberoneposter posted:GONNA BUY THAT V8 AFTER ALL!!!!! BOOYAH!!!!! SUCK IT LIBERAL E-CARS!!!!!! Now that all oil is worthless forever, watch them roll out some form of popular transportation devices that don't need it and start charging money to fill them up with wind power or some poo poo and they can bill us for THAT next.
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Apr 20, 2020 19:44
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So does this mean we can finally get rid of Saudi Arabia
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Apr 20, 2020 19:46
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Ixtlilton posted:They have played us for absolute fools. Yeah, fossil fools 
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Apr 20, 2020 19:47
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So are the gas prices going to go down to Die Hard levels?
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Apr 20, 2020 19:49
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evilmiera posted:https://www.cnbc.com/quotes/?symbol=@CL.1 I’m gonna buy all the oil and dump it in the ocean.
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Maybe this means governments will stop killing people who get close to producing clean renewable energy!
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