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SHISHKABOB
Nov 30, 2012

Fun Shoe
So like really what does this mean. What's going to happen because of it.

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Telebite
Aug 23, 2018

SHISHKABOB posted:

So like really what does this mean. What's going to happen because of it.

The price of gas will go up, probably.

Nastyman
Jul 11, 2007

There they sit
at the foot of the mountain
Taking hits
of the sacred smoke
Fire rips at their lungs
Holy mountain take us away

SHISHKABOB posted:

So like really what does this mean. What's going to happen because of it.

Tax breaks for the wealthy

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





drat, I need a super tanker so I can get paid to buy a bunch of oil and store it.

Bum the Sad
Aug 25, 2002
Hell Gem

Nastyman posted:

Tax breaks for the wealthy

Yeah probably this

Rockman Reserve
Oct 2, 2007

"Carbons? Purge? What are you talking about?!"

can i fry things in this oil y/n

Mooey Cow
Jan 27, 2018

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Pillbug
I can't wait to go back in time and tell the people panicking about peak oil 15 years ago about this.

A Fancy Hat
Nov 18, 2016

Always remember that the former President was dumber than the dumbest person you've ever met by a wide margin

Nastyman posted:

Tax breaks for the wealthy

This and we'll be pushed to go back to "normal" much earlier than we should in order to "restart" the economy and consume more oil. Leading to another spike in coronavirus cases and this whole thing will repeat again.

givepatajob
Apr 8, 2003

One finds that this is the best of all possible worlds.
So the next war is going to be about water right?

evilmiera
Dec 14, 2009

Status: Ravenously Rambunctious

food court bailiff posted:

can i fry things in this oil y/n

I mean yes, but you shouldn't.

Probably would make for the weirdest steak you ever ate in your life up to that point though. Not that you'd be eating a lot of steaks afterwards.

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry
Does this mean we can also give the blood back?

Harveygod
Jan 4, 2014

YEEAAH HEH HEH HEEEHH

YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN

THIS TRASH WAR AIN'T GONNA SOLVE ITSELF YA KNOW

Wicker Man posted:

Does this mean we can also give the blood back?

Blood now also has negative value as per the blood:oil exchange rate. Discard your blood to have more money.

piratepilates
Mar 28, 2004

So I will learn to live with it. Because I can live with it. I can live with it.



SHISHKABOB posted:

So like really what does this mean. What's going to happen because of it.

a whole bunch of upstream and midstream oil companies will probably start going bust because they're filled to capacity with oil that is not worth enough to keep going, and they won't be able to sell their existing stock or pump more of it.

guitartorch
Jan 4, 2020

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
is halliburton a buy?

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

I love this image.

A Wizard of Goatse
Dec 14, 2014

SHISHKABOB posted:

So like really what does this mean. What's going to happen because of it.

some youtube guy is going to drink a quart of WD-40 to make some kind of point

Dr. Video Games 0112
Jan 7, 2004

serious business
Nice try Saudi Princes. You can't fool this guy.

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010

A Wizard of Goatse posted:

some youtube guy is going to drink a quart of WD-40 to make some kind of point

Link please

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Now America is going to have to invade countries to take their alternative energy sources. Better watch the gently caress out Iceland!

Grevling
Dec 18, 2016

4/20/20 or if you want 20/4/20 has become historic. A date to remember forever.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

start breakin out the old hats!!!!!!

TOOT BOOT
May 25, 2010

numberoneposter posted:

start breakin out the old hats!!!!!!


dude lookin like squat cobbler and poo poo

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

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numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

this guy lmao

r u ready to WALK
Sep 29, 2001

give it another week or so

The Cosby Mysteries
Oct 5, 2007

Happy Birthday, Mr. President
is trump going live today this should be a doozie

SO DEMANDING
Dec 27, 2003


https://nypost.com/2020/03/26/most-photographed-wall-street-trader-peter-tuchman-has-coronavirus/

lol?

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

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:ohdear:

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

Hell, yeah. Going to start changing the oil in our five vehicles every 1000 miles.

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


SHISHKABOB posted:

So like really what does this mean. What's going to happen because of it.
Clearly the oil companies need a bailout this is not their fault they are innocent victims of circumstance.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

The Cosby Mysteries posted:

is trump going live today this should be a doozie

you know how just days ago he was making a "big deal" with major oil producing nations to keep the price of oil up because actually people wanted to pay more for gas?

Turns out that didn't work out that great. I know this is a stunning and harsh blow to all of us seeing this plan fail, but we must soldier on for reasons unknown and try dumber ideas not yet tested either. God bless.

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
drink oil become car

Julius CSAR
Oct 3, 2007

by sebmojo

Shinjobi posted:

drink oil become car

Huge if true

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Julius CSAR posted:

Huge if true

https://jalopnik.com/this-disturbing-theory-explains-pixars-cars-1791834045

Roumba
Jun 29, 2005
Buglord

Julius CSAR posted:

Humongous if true

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
So we all know Saudi’s won’t stop pumping oil. What’s that mean to them? No buyers? I mean hey not just stop for a bit you dumbass rich bitch.

NihilismNow
Aug 31, 2003
I wonder how turbofucked Venezuela is. They were starving at $50 a barrel.

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
Russia and Saudi Arabia playing competitive Russian Roullette with no empty chambers.


They both just keep pulling the trigger somehow. You gotta admire it to an extent.

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
seriously someone tell me how to put a grand on oil right now. seriously
if oil doesnt become a valued commodity again then society must have regressed to a point where the cash in my pocket is worthless anyway
i gotta bet the other way

seriously if you know the best way that i need that info

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numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

The thing I really like about Planes is that we learn that WWII happened in the Cars universe. Which means there was a Cars Hitler, a Cars holocaust, a Cars Pacific War, a Cars D-Day, a Cars nuking of Hiroshima and Nagasaki, a Cars Battle of Iwo Jima This leads to so many important questions, like: were the Cars Little Boy and Fat Man nukes sentient? Was it a suicide mission? Are ALL Cars nuclear weapons sentient? Did Tsar Bomba have a personality?

What kind of car was Car Hitler? A VW? A forklift?

Was there a Cars 9/11? Were the planes hijacked, or were the planes themselves radicalized?

I could go on

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