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Is this really necessary? Like, cmon now. Just show some people kissing on the lips and fade out. If I wanted to watch some people bumping uglies, there's real dedicated sites on the internet that provide just that. Minutes, hours even, of content which features people engaging in sexual intercourse. Except these movie/show producers are like "yeah lets make it so families all over the world have to awkwardly shift in their seat because this plot definitely hinges on showing some guy sticking his pissing thing into some girls pissing thing." Seriously who thought this was a good idea? What am I supposed to feel when I see my favorite season 3 characters do the 69? Pause and drop my pants to see some side boob, or the outline of a wiener? All these scenes have ever accomplished is making me uncomfortable if family is around. Hell, i'm uncomfortable if its with friends. Either make it a porn or dont bother.
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girls piss out da bagina lmao
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Sorry you're some lame puritan OP
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you mean to tell me this never bothered you? im at my dads house for dinner today and they're watching some dumb prison break show and this prison worker lady is giving a bj to some dude because of some dog painting or something? this is really making this grilled fish and broccoli go down easier i tell you what.
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just lol if you can't kick back with a couple beers and watch uncensored hardcore with your siblings
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A chiropractor crippled my dad so 72h. I dont really care if families like or dislike watching Emmanuelle movies together, that ain’t my business.
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Nigmaetcetera posted:A chiropractor crippled my dad so 72h. I dont really care if families like or dislike watching Emmanuelle movies together, that ain’t my business. did you ever see that ask/tell chiropractor thread (or maybe it was gbs) where someone posted a spine of a dog and the supposed chiropractor didnt notice (or maybe thats par for course) also the sex filled show is escape and dannemora, I just saw the intro thing. I wanna go home.
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buglord posted:did you ever see that ask/tell chiropractor thread (or maybe it was gbs) where someone posted a spine of a dog and the supposed chiropractor didnt notice Pretty sure I did. My dad couldn’t walk through the whole OJ trial and that’s all I cares about.
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girls have 3 holes lmao, only dudes use their pissers for sex. surprised the media you're so familiar with as an alternative to the material you're objecting to didn't teach you that also the title is misleading, I wanted to see your chiro defense
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Ignatius M. Meen posted:girls have 3 holes lmao, only dudes use their pissers for sex. surprised the media you're so familiar with as an alternative to the material you're objecting to didn't teach you that do not question my expertise on this media
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you can stop my questioning of your media expertise, but you can't stop me from requesting 24 hr probe for false advertising if you don't have an entertaining chiro defense
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Ignatius M. Meen posted:you can stop my questioning of your media expertise, but you can't stop me from requesting 24 hr probe for false advertising if you don't have an entertaining chiro defense Sometimes they jerk their patients off on pornhub. That’s some excellent customer service.
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Ignatius M. Meen posted:you can stop my questioning of your media expertise, but you can't stop me from requesting 24 hr probe for false advertising if you don't have an entertaining chiro defense my vengeance will be swift and decisive when i get back from my vacation mark my words
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buglord posted:you mean to tell me this never bothered you? im at my dads house for dinner today and they're watching some dumb prison break show and this prison worker lady is giving a bj to some dude because of some dog painting or something? this is really making this grilled fish and broccoli go down easier i tell you what. Did your dad turn that channel on? Maybe he’s horny?
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I went to a chiropractor once because I fell down some stairs at work and HR made me go see... someone. I was fine so I went with that out of curiosity and it was one of the weirdest goddamned places I've ever been. The chiropractors were these twin brothers who both looked like Hemsworths (yeah, like Thor) so I immediately hated them, and the whole thing was like a trip to a spa more than anything with the soft music and hot towels and incense and poo poo. I think they put me under like, a hot blanket or something and then rubbed my back? And then they put some weird gel all over me. And I was very uncomfortable with everything happening. And that was it. The whole thing was definitely weirdly sexual to me, although I clearly have a lot of hangups. I bet those guys hosed a lot. Anyway, I will probably not be going back to a chiropractor.
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chiros that are effective and good and properly trained are called physiotherapists
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Burt Sexual posted:Did your dad turn that channel on? Maybe he’s horny? The Breakfast Sampler posted:Anyway, I will probably not be going back to a chiropractor.
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The Breakfast Sampler posted:I went to a chiropractor once because I fell down some stairs at work and HR made me go see... someone. I was fine so I went with that out of curiosity and it was one of the weirdest goddamned places I've ever been. You went to a massage parlor
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Burt Sexual posted:You went to a massage parlor Why do you say that like its a bad thing? I mean, it was since he didn’t like it, but literal different strokes for literal different folks.
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Nigmaetcetera posted:Pretty sure I did. My dad couldn’t walk through the whole OJ trial and that’s all I cares about. Pretty sure no one's allowed to walk through trials. Maybe sheepdog trials if there's an established right of way, but it would be a bit of a dickish thing to do.
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Nigmaetcetera posted:Why do you say that like its a bad thing? I mean, it was since he didn’t like it, but literal different strokes for literal different folks. Wtf are you saying goon? I didn’t say it was bad, you just did, then come back w some weird finger wag. Stfu
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Sunswipe posted:Pretty sure no one's allowed to walk through trials. Maybe sheepdog trials if there's an established right of way, but it would be a bit of a dickish thing to do. My dad wasn’t Judge Lance Ito he was a doctor in agonizing pain who somehow magically avoided an opioid addiction. Probably for the same reason I have, a profound genetic insensitivity to opioids.
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Nigmaetcetera posted:Sometimes they jerk their patients off on pornhub. That’s some excellent customer service. see, if I were a mod my standards would have already been met here. proper entertaining defense and if buglord still wasn't going to even bother it'd just be a question of what probe length buglord should get. but I'm not and it's probably not fun for burt to issue a challenge if buglord isn't even going to try to meet it.
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Burt Sexual posted:Wtf are you saying goon? I didn’t say it was bad, you just did, then come back w some weird finger wag. Stfu I’m just joshing around, man. I dont even know what I was trying to say now that I reexamine my post.
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god this show sucks im going home now. how many times do i need to see this lady get railed
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If it weren't for sex scenes, Game of Thrones wouldn't have been so popular, because it sure wasn't famous for the writing lol
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Your dad has a blanket over him doesn’t he
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Burt Sexual posted:You went to a massage parlor I think you might be right, I just picked them off Google but I'm guessing it was probably a place for middle-aged ladies to feel sexy in Nigmaetcetera posted:Why do you say that like its a bad thing? I mean, it was since he didn’t like it, but literal different strokes for literal different folks. as above, I don't think I was supposed to be there (or maybe, IDK.) no, I didn't like it but it was interesting at least.
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buglord posted:god this show sucks im going home now. how many times do i need to see this lady get railed Bro, it's content. Don't you just want to consume content. Watch the content. Watch the drat content!
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Burt Sexual posted:Your dad has a blanket over him doesn’t he Who, me? I dunno. We’re cohabitating during the virus times but we’re on opposite ends and floors of the house, so I couldn’t tell you what he’s doing besides not masturbating according to what he’s been saying.
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Burt, please give me a sixer. I’m not feeling great for reasons beyond my comprehension. You and everybody else have a good night! (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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I remember being 17 or so and going to see the movie “Enemy at the Gates” with my dad cause it looked like a cool movie (which it is) and there was this really awkward sex scene in the barracks w/ Rachel weisz So I get it, OP
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Was this thread posted by Chauncey Gardiner from the movie Being There?
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yeah and what's with the liberal media trying to turn me gay? it's sorta working so they better stop
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buglord posted:sticking his pissing thing into some girls pissing thing." If they're doing that they're doing it very wrong
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Hey man we all had to sit with our friends or family and watch that Watchmen sex scene in the theater. It was what it was.
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I went to a chiropractor with lower back pain (I was just throwing poo poo at the wall at this point) and he said “hey your back is super tight here are some stretches to do” and didn’t bend me at all. also the stretches worked so I have had good experiences with chiropractors when it did not actually involve chiropractics
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