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Chrs posted:If they're doing that they're doing it very wrong please don't kinkshame Amazing Ty
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What if GBS threads had sex scenes in them? Like sometimes in a thread two users will just start loving (tastefully). Clearly it works for TV and film so if we can translate that concept to the forums it might help us to bring in more money to go towards the mounting server costs. Just throwing out ideas here.
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Apr 22, 2020 13:12
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The goatman is all the sex scene I'll ever need
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Apr 22, 2020 13:14
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Proceeding with preplanned sex activity.
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Apr 22, 2020 13:14
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i went to a chiropractor and then COVID-19 started
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Apr 22, 2020 13:27
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 buglord is gonna be fuming the next time hes browsing the forums with his family and sees this post
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Apr 22, 2020 13:27
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If you think you need to go to the chiropractor, go to the physiotherapist instead because they are actually real
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Apr 22, 2020 13:28
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Y’all are vicious in the polls. I accept my fate and await it.
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Apr 22, 2020 16:35
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When I was a teen and was watching TV with my parents and a sex scene came on I'd be all embarassed too. Now I'm grown up and living alone I just whip out my dick and have a quick tug. Less addictive than porn. I empathise with parents though.Maybe when you're warching with the kids & a sex scene comes on you could change the channel for two minutes. Or turn off the TV and give a boring talk about "the birds and the bees." Stress the points that the two people loving must "love each other very much" and "want to make a baby together." If they were gay or using a rubber johnny, all the better.
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Apr 22, 2020 17:19
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1redflag posted:I remember being 17 or so and going to see the movie “Enemy at the Gates” with my dad cause it looked like a cool movie (which it is) and there was this really awkward sex scene in the barracks w/ Rachel weisz Enemy at the Gates is an excellent movie, but I remember seeing it with my brother and my dad in the theater and the sex scene being gratuitous nonsense out of nowhere. It's like oh they're hanging out in the barracks and exploring this cheesy pointless romance subplot which is fine oh I guess they're boning now and this is really dumb. I thought I was watching a tense war movie, not a romantic drama. Rachel Weisz is really hot though, but not the time or place for that unsexy sex scene. Cough Drop The Beat fucked around with this message at 17:23 on Apr 22, 2020 |
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Apr 22, 2020 17:20
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huh, i didn't know those were the gates referred to in the title
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Apr 22, 2020 17:21
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Cough Drop The Beat posted:Enemy at the Gates is an excellent movie, but I remember seeing it with my brother and my dad in the theater and the sex scene being gratuitous nonsense out of nowhere. It's like oh they're hanging out in the barracks and exploring this pointless romance subplot which is fine oh I guess they're boning now and this is really dumb. I thought I was watching a tense war movie, not a romantic drama. Plowing Rachel Weisz is a lot better than war.
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Apr 22, 2020 17:23
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Chiropractors that actually believe in science and not placebo are called "physical therapists" and usually have legit medical degrees OP
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Apr 22, 2020 17:37
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Going by his performance in Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call: New Orleans I am not convinced that Nic Cage has ever had for real sex. Maybe he was too busy buying pyramids and not paying his taxes.
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Apr 22, 2020 18:00
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Probably the dumbest tacky romance/sex subplot in the past few years is Mindhunter season 1 where the FBI agent main character has a grad student girlfriend for who knows what reason. It was fine as a welcome break from the tense criminal psychology stuff at first, but gets so goddamn tiring after a couple episodes. Incredibly awesome show besides that, but man, having a sex scene or two in almost every episode when we want to see Holden and Bill investigate a serial killer was lame as heck cringeworthy nonsense. No idea why Netflix didn't have enough confidence in the series concept when they had David Fincher directing the first two episodes. Thankfully, Mindhunter season 2, which is just as excellent as the first season, has none of that stuff.
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Apr 22, 2020 18:33
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1redflag posted:I remember being 17 or so and going to see the movie “Enemy at the Gates” with my dad cause it looked like a cool movie (which it is) and there was this really awkward sex scene in the barracks w/ Rachel weisz was going to post this exact same thing, except I was 15
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Apr 22, 2020 19:30
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When I was a kid I saw Jerry Maguire in the theatre with my mom. I tried to say something to her during the sex scene and she told me to shut up because this was the closest she'd get to sex in a long time. That was when I first realized my mom is an incel. Also, OP, IMDb has a feature called the "parents guide" that lets you know if a movie is appropriate to watch with your parents. You should check that before watching anything with them. Here's a snippet of the one for Jerry Maguire: People have sex. Locker room has a man seen nude from behind; a woman's head approaches his penis in a non-sexual way.
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Cough Drop The Beat posted:Thankfully, Mindhunter season 2, which is just as excellent as the first season, has none of that stuff. Yeah but they cancelled it. Someone at Netflix was probably like “where were the sex scenes?”
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Apr 23, 2020 04:25
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Chiropractors are the job version of when joe rogan has graham hancock on the podcast, and people swear up and down that graham is "treated unfairly by mainstream science" and is merely "suggesting alternative theories". EDIT: Joe rogan likes to introduce me to people who are known for their work in "pseudo-archaeology" Relayer fucked around with this message at 05:09 on Apr 23, 2020 |
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Apr 23, 2020 05:02
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William Henry Hairytaint posted:just lol if you can't kick back with a couple beers and watch uncensored hardcore with your siblings lol
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Apr 23, 2020 05:07
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and another thing, what kind of "bug" is he lord of anyways?!
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Apr 23, 2020 05:09
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Colonel Cancer posted:You've never seen Game of Thrones with your mom? i reenacted game of thrones with your mom
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Apr 23, 2020 05:13
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Cough Drop The Beat posted:Thankfully, Mindhunter season 2, which is just as excellent as the first season, has none of that stuff. This is pretty much every show in the modern era. Load the first season up with nudity/boning to get an audience, then back it off each subsequent season. This also seems to be exacerbated by actors/actresses getting clout once the show in question picks up viewers and they can then push back on requests to have them naked or loving on screen all the time. Westworld is another great example of huge drop off of sexual content and nudity from season 1 to season 2. Even The Deuce saw a tapering off through its seasons, and that show was about making porn.
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Apr 23, 2020 05:27
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Made my vote, and all I can say is.... nice.
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Apr 23, 2020 05:34
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I like sex as much as the next horny goon but I hate when a tv show has a sex scene it doesn't earn. Clear sign of a horny but awkward screenwriter with no game. I'll compare Netflix's Jessica Jones to Netflix's Luke Cage, both of which have fuckin' happen within the first few eps. Jessica Jones has a scene which is all Jessica: hi Like: hi *suddenly, loving* sudonim:  Where the first ep of Luke Cage is all Misty:  Luke:  *flirting leads to passionate lovemaking* sudonim:  The first example, teh sex happens with no lead up or even any human passion. The second is just as much of a one night stand but starts with flirting and real human behavior so it has much better verisimilitude. Yeah I'm the guy who demands realistic thirst in his fiction
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Apr 23, 2020 05:47
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Mordja posted:and another thing, what kind of "bug" is he lord of anyways?! Lord of the bug chasing community tbh Relayer posted:Chiropractors are the job version of when joe rogan has graham hancock on the podcast, and people swear up and down that graham is "treated unfairly by mainstream science" and is merely "suggesting alternative theories". The upsetting thing with Joe Rogan is that hes big enough to get a lot of really cool people on the show and get them to talk about cool things for a while. Because he’s kinda dumb like me, he asks a lot of questions some folks here wouldn’t because they already know. So they have to break things down for him and it’s kinda nice for me. The flipside is that he brings garbage people on sometimes. Whatever, his show, yadda yadda. But the infuriating part is when he gets an expert on a certain subject, and then keeps trying to derail it with legitimately stupid and harmful ideas. He had some vaccination expert on there once and couldn’t stop himself from trying to give weight to antivaxxer arguments. The researcher kept going “no actually the data here refutes that entirely, it’s entirely safe and here’s a chart” and then Rogan cuts him off with “yeah but would you say it’s still kinda true that some child somewhere in history died from a vaccine and therefore we should all be skeptical” buglord fucked around with this message at 05:59 on Apr 23, 2020 |
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Apr 23, 2020 05:52
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also chiropracty is totally a scam
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Apr 23, 2020 05:53
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Going to my dads house again tomorrow. I might just loosen the coaxial cable on the xfinity box before anyone notices.
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Apr 23, 2020 06:04
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Why does sex make you so uncomfortable, op? What happened to make witnessing fictional sex acts on TV makes you feel weird around other adults in the room? I bet you don't think twice when you see a guy get his brains blown out during an action movie
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Jesustheastronaut! posted:Why does sex make you so uncomfortable, op? What happened to make witnessing fictional sex acts on TV makes you feel weird around other adults in the room? I bet you don't think twice when you see a guy get his brains blown out during an action movie it's the same as heights, where the real fear is that you don't trust yourself not to just whip it out in front of your fam.
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Apr 23, 2020 14:05
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Call Your Grandma posted:i reenacted game of thrones with your mom Why'd you kick her out of the window you piece of poo poo?!?
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Apr 23, 2020 14:28
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If it bothers you, just avert your eyes. Maybe make eye contact with someone so they also have an out.
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Apr 23, 2020 15:22
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buglord posted:Is this really necessary? Like, cmon now. Just show some people kissing on the lips and fade out. If I wanted to watch some people bumping uglies, there's real dedicated sites on the internet that provide just that. Minutes, hours even, of content which features people engaging in sexual intercourse.
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Apr 23, 2020 15:30
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remember in hollow man with kevin bacon when the boob was squeezed? pepperidge farm remembers
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buglord posted:Lord of the bug chasing community tbh
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