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Someone left a small cabinet on the curb a few blocks from my house on trash day. It didn’t look too hosed up so I loaded it in my car and brought it home. This single notebook page was inside. It lists a series of ten events, like the table of contents of some middle school pulp novel. I’m not sure who “He” is in this story. Is it Mike? Chapter 11 was left unwritten. Did he ever manage to get out of that headlock? 1. Lea say u harrass her he yells u trippin 2. He said I go over Sims house I said u gonna hit he yelled no dang 3. He said I swear I not touch her 4. Told Lea how about Song and said shut up Mike 5. I said u looking for Rosemary and Song said I not looking for that bitch 6. He said he kill her seriously 7. He flipped chair in a fit of rage 8. I said u Rosemary go up to the mountains together he yell no dang 9. She said u called her house crying he said why u listen to her 10. Black kid put him into headlock 11.
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# ? Apr 21, 2020 09:44 |
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# ? Apr 24, 2024 03:06 |
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Bringing other people's trash into your home seems like a great idea at the moment.
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# ? Apr 21, 2020 09:54 |
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This guy sounds like a real jerk. Good thing a black kid put him in a headlock. Way to go black kid.
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# ? Apr 21, 2020 09:57 |
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Sunswipe posted:Bringing other people's trash into your home seems like a great idea at the moment. I found it like two years ago and kept the note. I just re discovered it among some other papers when I was cleaning out some stuff.
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# ? Apr 21, 2020 09:58 |
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Post the cabinet. I want to know what “not too hosed up” looks like
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# ? Apr 21, 2020 10:07 |
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Ralph Hurley posted:I found it like two years ago and kept the note. I just re discovered it among some other papers when I was cleaning out some stuff. Its honestly OK. Every thread in GBS is getting poo poo up by people who would rather give you COVID related advice than comment on the actual content of the thread.
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# ? Apr 21, 2020 10:13 |
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Chrs posted:Post the cabinet. I want to know what “not too hosed up” looks like Pete Doherty on a good day
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# ? Apr 21, 2020 10:15 |
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The_Continental posted:Its honestly OK. Every thread in GBS is getting poo poo up by people who would rather give you COVID related advice than comment on the actual content of the thread. Yeah I’m getting loving bored of everything being about Covid now
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# ? Apr 21, 2020 10:18 |
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Have you tried emailing the included address?
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# ? Apr 21, 2020 11:01 |
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Pretty sure this is one of those choose your own adventure things I vote for "he yelled let go my head gently caress"
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# ? Apr 21, 2020 11:03 |
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This is hilarious. Someone needs to draw it as a comic.
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# ? Apr 21, 2020 12:12 |
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Chrs posted:Post the cabinet. I want to know what “not too hosed up” looks like The cabinet is now extremely hosed up as it was used outdoors as a place to put plants and keep a few garden items. I didn’t expect it to disintegrate entirely when it got wet. Oh well. President in Residence posted:Have you tried emailing the included address? I don’t think it would be a good idea to contact a neighborhood kid out of the blue to ask about some drama that may have happened years ago or ended badly. Plethora posted:This is hilarious. Someone needs to draw it as a comic. I might give it a shot.
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# ? Apr 21, 2020 19:23 |
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# ? Apr 21, 2020 19:34 |
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Well, how about song??
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# ? Apr 22, 2020 00:47 |
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Chrs posted:Yeah I’m getting loving bored of everything being about Covid now Same, kinda hard to police given it touches every facet of everyone’s life. Seriously open a qqcs so it can be discussed across the forums I’m certain it’s an annoyance Any ways it sounds like this was some sort of middle school sexual assault? Hard to parse that poo poo.
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# ? Apr 22, 2020 02:10 |
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Might be rap lyrics?
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# ? Apr 22, 2020 02:12 |
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I think my uncle got wounded in No Dang Song
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# ? Apr 22, 2020 02:13 |
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Martman posted:Pretty sure this is one of those choose your own adventure things I vote “He crew yell worldstar”
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# ? Apr 22, 2020 02:15 |
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Burt Sexual posted:Same, kinda hard to police given it touches every facet of everyone’s life. Seriously open a qqcs so it can be discussed across the forums I’m certain it’s an annoyance Mike is the author. He's describing the actions of the subject in the past tense. Lea, Sims, Song, and Rosemary are other people involved.
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# ? Apr 22, 2020 02:17 |
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If I had to guess, its notes to take to court. To testify in front of a judge or do a deposition or something
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# ? Apr 22, 2020 02:19 |
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Lea said you harrassed her. He yelled "You trippin!". He said "I'm going over to Sims' house." I asked, "Are you gonna hit?", he said "No, dang!"* He said that he swore he didn't touch her. I said to Lea, "How aboout Song?" and she told me to shut up. I asked her "Are you looking for Rosemary?" and Song said she wasn't looking for that bitch. [When he found out] He said he'd kill her, seriously. He fipped a chair he was so mad. I tried to calm him by saying "You and Rosemary go to the mountains together", but he yelled "No, Dang!" I told him "She said you called her house...crying." He asked me why I believed her. Later he was assaulted. *I dunno if they mean "u gon hit" as in "are you going to hit them" or "are you gonna hit that" as in have sex with them, I also don't think it matters. As the man says, No, Dang! Either way.
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# ? Apr 22, 2020 02:28 |
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Big Beef City posted:Lea said you harrassed her. He yelled "You trippin!". Lol that helps thanks for the breakdown
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# ? Apr 22, 2020 02:31 |
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I like the way you work it No Dang I got to bag it up
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# ? Apr 22, 2020 02:31 |
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Ralph Hurley posted:
Just get a burner email address like rosemarystomper58 and email him. Let us know the result, we're losing sleep over it.
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# ? Apr 22, 2020 02:35 |
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One day while riding the light-rail I found a note with "Kill all, KILL MEGATRON". That is my story.
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# ? Apr 22, 2020 02:58 |
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Without potentially doxxing anyone, I will say the email address contains what appears to be a first and last name, and it’s not Mike or any other name in the story. But there is no way of knowing for sure if that email address belongs to the author, or some other contact of his, or whether it’s a real or fictional name. Google doesn’t turn up anything relevant.
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# ? Apr 22, 2020 05:43 |
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Big Beef City’s breakdown makes the most sense so far
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# ? Apr 22, 2020 05:45 |
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Rivethead posted:One day while riding the light-rail I found a note with "Kill all, KILL MEGATRON". That is my story. Edit: Did the "light rail car" have a suspicious number of flipped-in space shuttle parts in its interior? That may explain it.
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# ? Apr 22, 2020 06:44 |
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mine name is almost in the title of this thread so i feel i should post.
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# ? Apr 22, 2020 08:11 |
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With a rebel yell, He cried No, No, Dang
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# ? Apr 22, 2020 13:27 |
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dang, or no dang. there is no drat
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# ? Apr 22, 2020 13:45 |
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Ralph Hurley posted:Someone left a small cabinet on the curb a few blocks from my house on trash day.
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# ? Apr 22, 2020 13:56 |
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Big Beef City posted:
Unless "No dang!" is meant as an emphatic answer in the affirmative as in "No poo poo!" or "Verily!" We must proceed with caution.
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# ? Apr 22, 2020 14:02 |
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Joosoo20 Yelled No Dang
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# ? Apr 22, 2020 19:58 |
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A monk asked Joshu, a Chinese Zen master: "Has a dog Buddha-nature or not?" Joshu answered: "Mu." [Mu is the negative symbol in Chinese, meaning "No Dang."]
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# ? Apr 22, 2020 21:13 |
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Hell Yeah posted:i feel i should post. no dont
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# ? Apr 22, 2020 21:15 |
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When I used to clean windows, more than a decade ago now, I was up the ladder and found a usb stick half-buried by wet leaves in the gutter. I took it home and plugged it into my Alienware laptop but the usb stick had no files on it. I threw it away, and played Far Cry 1 on my laptop. The framerate was poor and I was fragged by a trigen.
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# ? Apr 22, 2020 22:47 |
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:With a rebel yell,
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# ? Apr 22, 2020 23:49 |
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VikingSkull posted:I think my uncle got wounded in No Dang Song
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No Dang? No, Dang!
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