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Duck and Cover
Apr 6, 2007

Let's try this again but without the autobanning tag.

It's true. I'm sorry you can't compete. I suppose you could try though.

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Sunswipe
Feb 5, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
Now again but without the shirt.

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
i dont think a bee penis would have a big vein there. kinda vulgar imo

Schweinhund
Oct 23, 2004

:derp:   :kayak:                                     
you should open your old thread instead, you earned the hot tag

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

nice shitbird hat

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

wait, sorry,

nice hat, shitbird.

Duck and Cover
Apr 6, 2007

Sunswipe posted:

Now again but without the shirt.

I like to give people a chance to compete.

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
Idk what that hat cost you, but add :10bux: lol

Duck and Cover
Apr 6, 2007

Nooner posted:

Idk what that hat cost you, but add :10bux: lol

I don't remember I got it like 20+ years a go. It's even made in America! Wait maybe part of it is it also has a made in Philippines label.

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
is the red thing supposed to be a long bird tongue laid up on top of its head?

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
My favorite hat was a custom neon orange trucker hat that said FRATADOR on it (college mascot was a matador and I was in a fraternity, very clever you see) but I lost it when I was super wasted in Vegas ):

Spinz
Jan 7, 2020

I ordered luscious new gemstones from India and made new earrings for my SA mart thread

Remember my earrings and art are much better than my posting

New stuff starts towards end of page 3 of the thread
Nice neck humblebrag

Duck and Cover
Apr 6, 2007

Mozi posted:

is the red thing supposed to be a long bird tongue laid up on top of its head?

Mr. Clark2
Sep 17, 2003

Rocco sez: Oh man, what a bummer. Woof.

nice hat
for a clown to wear


at a circus

JK Fresco
Jul 5, 2019
Ban op sgain

JK Fresco
Jul 5, 2019

Sunswipe posted:

Now again but without the shirt.

Theres enough gross palr white skin in his oic slready

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Mr. Clark2 posted:

nice hat
for a clown to wear


at a circus

is that in town?

Duck and Cover
Apr 6, 2007

JK Fresco posted:

Theres enough gross palr white skin in his oic slready

I thought pale white skin was sexy, like one of those sexy twilight vampires or something. Was I lied to?

Rad-daddio
Apr 25, 2017

Duck and Cover posted:

I thought pale white skin was sexy, like one of those sexy twilight vampires or something. Was I lied to?

needs more sparkles.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
I don't think I own any hats

sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

That hat cost x + $10

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost

something is wrong with that bird's beak

Rad-daddio
Apr 25, 2017

Pick posted:

I don't think I own any hats

same. I look like a schmuck in hats...and everything else but moreso in hats.

The Breakfast Sampler
Jan 1, 2006


why'd they go with a toucan when this could have been a duck with the bill? it's so obvious.

Internetjack
Sep 15, 2007

oh god how did this get here i am not good with computers
Top Cop
Swab my decks, you birdman!


AAAAAARRRRGGGHHH!!!

Applesnots
Oct 22, 2010

MERRY YOBMAS

^^^ Pirate hat wins.

Vietnamwees
May 8, 2008

by Fluffdaddy
Is there a reason why your face is blurred out in your photo or are you just some kind of special jerkass?

Duck and Cover
Apr 6, 2007

Vietnamwees posted:

Is there a reason why your face is blurred out in your photo or are you just some kind of special jerkass?

I didn't want people to be distracted by my amazing looks when the thread is about my amazing hat.

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Might want to call a doctor for your skin disease though OP.

Macasaurus
Oct 12, 2012

nice hat gurf

Internetjack
Sep 15, 2007

oh god how did this get here i am not good with computers
Top Cop

Duck and Cover posted:

the thread is about my amazing hat.

Laddy, I don't think yuv noticed but your ship is sunk. Barely a full volley and down she went. Mind it was a good hat ya had, but its nothing to the Black Tricorn.

I'm afraid this thread is about my hat now. You may have another hat to sail, or other contenders may sail these goon seas. I care not and I'll be ready to tussle with em all. But ye be warned now, ole Captain Internet Jack is known to have a trick or two up his hat!

Duck and Cover
Apr 6, 2007

Internetjack posted:

Laddy, I don't think yuv noticed but your ship is sunk. Barely a full volley and down she went. Mind it was a good hat ya had, but its nothing to the Black Tricorn.

I'm afraid this thread is about my hat now. You may have another hat to sail, or other contenders may sail these goon seas. I care not and I'll be ready to tussle with em all. But ye be warned now, ole Captain Internet Jack is known to have a trick or two up his hat!

I'm sorry I'm not going to pander to the zombie/pirate/ninja crowd. Like if you want to be cliche fine but some of us have standards.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Internetjack posted:

Laddy, I don't think yuv noticed but your ship is sunk. Barely a full volley and down she went. Mind it was a good hat ya had, but its nothing to the Black Tricorn.

I'm afraid this thread is about my hat now. You may have another hat to sail, or other contenders may sail these goon seas. I care not and I'll be ready to tussle with em all. But ye be warned now, ole Captain Internet Jack is known to have a trick or two up his hat!

"This hat?" I say, suddenly wearing your hat.

Valko
Sep 18, 2015

Duck and Cover posted:

I didn't want people to be distracted by my amazing looks when the thread is about my amazing hat.

We will believe you are handsome when we see it.

Duck and Cover
Apr 6, 2007

Oh yeah I had a snow covered pine tree hat at one point which was rad too. I think it got culled in the great stupid ski hat culling.

Internetjack
Sep 15, 2007

oh god how did this get here i am not good with computers
Top Cop

Duck and Cover posted:

*gurgle gurgle*

Big Beef City posted:

"This hat?" I say, suddenly wearing your hat.

That be the one. I don't think it suits you though.

Smiling Mandrill
Jan 19, 2015

Internetjack posted:

Swab my decks, you birdman!


AAAAAARRRRGGGHHH!!!

Remember when that goon with the pirate hat ate a bunch of wet cat food for a mod challenge? Good times.

Rivethead
Feb 22, 2008

F-

Korthal
May 26, 2011

Wrong, this is the best hat period.

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ohnobugs
Feb 22, 2003


This hat is better than yours OP

constantinople posted:

This is Newt. I adopted her a little more than a year ago and she's far too good. Although, as you can see, she is a party girl.


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