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i was enjoying a chobani greek yogurt drink as a nice little treat while wearing my super comfy prana pants and i spilled it all in my lap
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Apr 25, 2024 12:46
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what would you all do if you chobani'd your pranas? i know what i did but i'm curious. would you just wipe it off with a paper towel, or try to lick most of it off? if you went with the latter, would you bend to lick it off or take off your pants and lick it off that way?
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Apr 22, 2020 01:18
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it's tough because if you leave it there people are going to think you were hot & bothered and creamed yourself, but if you wipe it off there's a wet mark and someones going to call you a little baby pee pants
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Apr 22, 2020 01:19
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little baby pee pants pissed in his pranas, that's something they would say
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Apr 22, 2020 01:19
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Paper towels? In this day and age? At least do the ol wet hand wipe-em-off treatment
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Apr 22, 2020 01:30
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Newly purchased prana pants are mildly hydrophobic, you might luck out and have little evidence afterwards
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Apr 22, 2020 01:33
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always knew you were a smart guy, alnilam. ended up throwing those bad boys in the wash, but yeah pranas are the bees knees
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Apr 22, 2020 01:34
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what would you all do if you chobani'd your pranas? i know what i did but i'm curious. would you just wipe it off with a paper towel, or try to lick most of it off? if you went with the latter, would you bend to lick it off or take off your pants and lick it off that way?
what flavor of chobani?
thank you PSP for the beautiful spring sig
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Apr 22, 2020 01:45
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strawberry banana. the mixed berry one is good too but i’m a huge fan of the strawban
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Apr 22, 2020 01:58
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More like Hot Stu(art)
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Apr 22, 2020 12:53
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ya I guess I can explain why I call them my parashit pants but most people get it off the top
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Apr 22, 2020 13:47
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FALSE SLACK
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thought this thread was gonna be about sharting in yoga class
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Apr 23, 2020 22:58
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FALSE SLACK
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since im here how do you yall not shart in yoga class? asking for a friend
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Apr 23, 2020 23:00
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FALSE SLACK
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Apr 24, 2020 14:08
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chobani is my bani
i won't tell any bani
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Apr 26, 2020 11:13
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To the tune of "Versace" by Migos.
Chobani
Chobani chobani chobani
Chobani chobani chobani
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Apr 26, 2020 12:37
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*eric andre doing the legalize ranch bit voice* drat man that sucks one time i chobanid my pranas so hard that i basically did the konami code on my benihanas bro you feel me? like im out here trying to squeeze off some gilfs bro and you're harshing my mellow yellow and being like a total piss gestapo right now, bananarama.
Lmao
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Apr 26, 2020 17:08
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no comment. however,
*eric andre doing the legalize ranch bit voice* drat man that sucks one time i chobanid my pranas so hard that i basically did the konami code on my benihanas bro you feel me? like im out here trying to squeeze off some gilfs bro and you're harshing my mellow yellow and being like a total piss gestapo right now, bananarama.
lmao
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Apr 26, 2020 23:30
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I can't stop thinking about how perfect the phrase "chobani'd my pranas" is. Just saying it. It's like a mantra. I was just digging though my pants drawer and actually pulled out some pranas I didn't know were pranas and loled.
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Apr 28, 2020 15:15
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I can't stop thinking about how perfect the phrase "chobani'd my pranas" is. Just saying it. It's like a mantra. I was just digging though my pants drawer and actually pulled out some pranas I didn't know were pranas and loled.
I don't really even know what pranas are (not a real adult) but the phrase runs through my head several times a day
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Apr 28, 2020 16:14
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*eric andre doing the legalize ranch bit voice* drat man that sucks one time i chobanid my pranas so hard that i basically did the konami code on my benihanas bro you feel me? like im out here trying to squeeze off some gilfs bro and you're harshing my mellow yellow and being like a total piss gestapo right now, bananarama.
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Apr 28, 2020 16:43
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mom's chobani am i right
spring sigs by nesamdoom and Ravenous Scoot
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Apr 28, 2020 16:56
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aye chobani
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Apr 28, 2020 17:04
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There's yoghurt on his sweater already
Mom's Chobani
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Apr 28, 2020 17:04
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chobani? in my pranas? its more likely than you think
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Apr 28, 2020 17:20
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to answer op i would excuse myself to the stall, remove pant and quietly stand barefoot on the tile while suckling the chobani saturated parts of the pant using my proboscis
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Apr 29, 2020 04:35
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Apr 25, 2024 12:46
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to answer op i would excuse myself to the stall, remove pant and quietly stand barefoot on the tile while suckling the chobani saturated parts of the pant using my proboscis
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