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rolling my eyes as yet another challenger splits into 4 copies of himself and starts shooting energy beams from his eyes, they'll apparently let anyone into the pro division these days
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Apr 24, 2024 18:48
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- Yinlock
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no that's his evil twin brother who was posessed by a demon at 3 years old, c'mon this is basic sports stuff
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Apr 23, 2020 05:57
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*nudges son* see that, timmy?
[pointing at the ancient kung fu spirit]
he's gonna break one of those boards
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Apr 23, 2020 06:02
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impossibly handsome young man in audience: master can he truly win this duel
wizened sage next to him: if he has truly mastered my technique, he should be able to-
me shirtless w/ beer hat right behind them: YEAH KICK HIS rear end
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Apr 23, 2020 06:06
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HEYYYYYbattererbattererbatterer
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Apr 23, 2020 11:08
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me storming out of the gymnasium to my nephew: LOOK, IF YOU CAN'T SHOOT LIGHTNING YOU GOTTA TELL ME
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Apr 23, 2020 11:17
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Showering the winner in ninja stars instead of roses.
This is the final test.
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Apr 23, 2020 13:51
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"Ok, a thousand on the villain beating the hero's best friend this round, two monologues from the villain and one from the friend, the hero's other friends being held hostage to force the friend to throw the match only to escape and run into the arena to show him they're ok, the friend unlocking a new power and apparently starting to turn the match around before the villain reveals something they were saving for the final match. Hundred dollar side bet on the tournament organizer being indignant about the kidnapping but letting the villain proceed to the finals."
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Apr 23, 2020 17:24
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me shaking my friend after raiden drops the mortal kombat arcade on his enemy: just like in the video game!!
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Apr 23, 2020 19:18
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FALSE SLACK
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lol at this whole thread
impossibly handsome young man in audience: master can he truly win this duel
wizened sage next to him: if he has truly mastered my technique, he should be able to-
me shirtless w/ beer hat right behind them: YEAH KICK HIS rear end
lmao
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Apr 23, 2020 19:23
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me screaming while the security guards drag me away from the stands: DOWN TO FRONT AND PUNCH, DOWN TO FRONT AND PUNCH
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Apr 23, 2020 19:30
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me storming out of the gymnasium to my nephew: LOOK, IF YOU CAN'T SHOOT LIGHTNING YOU GOTTA TELL ME
Booo! BOOOOOOOOOOOO! What the hell?! Are you freakin' blind ref?!?! The cauldron of burning embers was only barely hot enough to burn the image of a dragon and a tiger onto each wrist! Send 'em back to the first chamber! BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Yinlock fucked around with this message at 20:53 on Apr 23, 2020
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Apr 23, 2020 20:44
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I've got two frames of animation but by God I will milk them for all they are worth
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Apr 23, 2020 20:52
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"Ok, a thousand on the villain beating the hero's best friend this round, two monologues from the villain and one from the friend, the hero's other friends being held hostage to force the friend to throw the match only to escape and run into the arena to show him they're ok, the friend unlocking a new power and apparently starting to turn the match around before the villain reveals something they were saving for the final match. Hundred dollar side bet on the tournament organizer being indignant about the kidnapping but letting the villain proceed to the finals."
the tournament organizer takes off their mask to reveal they were the villain all along, a distant "gently caress" echoes from the stands
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Apr 23, 2020 21:02
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*picking myself and family out of the rubble of the collapsed stadium* it's a real beautiful sport. you kids just don't appreciate the art of it
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Apr 24, 2020 15:46
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impossibly handsome young man in audience: master can he truly win this duel
wizened sage next to him: if he has truly mastered my technique, he should be able to-
me shirtless w/ beer hat right behind them: YEAH KICK HIS rear end
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Apr 24, 2020 15:47
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Doing the wave while the fighters monologue at each other
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Apr 24, 2020 15:47
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"Time for the 7th inning stretch!" I quip as one fighter pits the other into a submission hold
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Apr 24, 2020 16:10
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*picking myself and family out of the rubble of the collapsed stadium* it's a real beautiful sport. you kids just don't appreciate the art of it
lol
announcer half-crushed under rubble: and that was the ancient six-point exploding palm technique, a classic of the tournament
voice from under rubble: you love to see it jim
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Apr 24, 2020 20:04
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liu kang's cornermen quickly towel off the blood before tugging down xbox one shirt over his neck. He stands in front of the mic, empty monster energy can held high.
"Thanks Joe Rogan, first I'd like to thank god"
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Apr 24, 2020 20:06
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- LastGoodBoy
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Keep your mind be open window everyday
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Come on, ref! Transforming into a giant ape has to be against the bylaws of the tournament! Red card him!
High on the hog, 90's style.
 
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Apr 24, 2020 21:49
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*just getting vaporized in an energy blast then getting wished back again for the third time* they GOTTA put up some plastic or something to catch those dingers
once again fragile millennials are whining about being atomized by powerful martial arts techniques
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Apr 25, 2020 02:20
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[top of my lungs screaming at the referee] in what loving world is destroying the ring with a concentrated blast of ki the same as being knocked out of the ring you imbecile!?!? you absolute buffoon!?!
 
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Apr 25, 2020 02:36
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Keep your mind be open window everyday
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Why are none of these people wearing pads and cups?
High on the hog, 90's style.
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Apr 25, 2020 03:03
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Exactly Tekken but crotch attacks increase your life bar
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Apr 25, 2020 03:24
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You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.
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My wife and I are completely appaled by the amount of violence at this marital arts seminar
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Apr 25, 2020 17:06
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the hell od you mean they dont sell food in the dojo?
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Apr 25, 2020 17:10
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- Macnult
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sensei: he has no chance of winning, macnult. i tried to warn him about tournament regulations, but my old pupil insisted his source of power come from his sketchers light-up sneakers
me: *stands up* what are thoooose haha
sensei: LMAO
Macnult fucked around with this message at 17:28 on Apr 25, 2020
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Apr 25, 2020 17:25
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*notices that every ten or so people in the crowd is a copy of me.*
High on the hog, 90's style.
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Apr 25, 2020 18:58
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*whispering to the guy next to me* that's goku
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Apr 25, 2020 20:49
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liu kang's cornermen quickly towel off the blood before tugging down xbox one shirt over his neck. He stands in front of the mic, empty monster energy can held high.
"Thanks Joe Rogan, first I'd like to thank god"
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Apr 25, 2020 20:49
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You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.
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*Wears a big foam finger that says "violence"*
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Apr 25, 2020 23:26
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liu kang's cornermen quickly towel off the blood before tugging down xbox one shirt over his neck. He stands in front of the mic, empty monster energy can held high.
"Thanks Joe Rogan, first I'd like to thank god"
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Apr 25, 2020 23:33
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Respectfully staying silent while everybody about me emphatically chants "Kill Him"
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