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nut


Yinlock posted:

the tournament organizer takes off their mask to reveal they were the villain all along, a distant "gently caress" echoes from the stands

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LastGoodBoy

Keep your mind be open window everyday

Why do we even have an arena if they're just going to fly the whole time?

High on the hog, 90's style.

albany academy


LastGoodBoy posted:

Why do we even have an arena if they're just going to fly the whole time?

Macnult


LastGoodBoy posted:

Why do we even have an arena if they're just going to fly the whole time?



both sigs courtesy of kaiser schnitzel

Drink-Mix Man

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.
I always leave right before the fatality to beat traffic

FutonForensic


i just like to watch kids fight, is that so wrong

LastGoodBoy

Keep your mind be open window everyday

FutonForensic posted:

i just like to watch kids fight, is that so wrong

I heard one of those kids say something about them actually being like 7,000 years old. Kids these days, am I right? Ha ha.

High on the hog, 90's style.

Uxzuigal

Chill Berserker Dude

front row tickets is a complete scam, every second fight one guy does a special move and the end up at the arena below the floor where no one has a view...

i wish they would install a splatter screen, or at least give us some wipes, getting intestines splashed in the face all the time gets old.

<3 <3 Vanisher

LastGoodBoy

Keep your mind be open window everyday

The fighters sure have been just standing there monologuing to each other for a while. They know the match started five minutes ago, right?

High on the hog, 90's style.

Finger Prince

"I think he's watching us..."

"No, it's just the Mountain Peeks."
(Source)


Being in the live audience is a really exciting and cool experience, but I miss being able to see their health bars.

FutonForensic


after a big match, the ref comes back out and announces "after further review, it is determined that the victor was just spamming their attacks, and has NO SKILL. Kyle the Victor will now be known as Big Bitch Kyle with No-Skill and is Adopted. thank you"

nut


Finger Prince posted:

Being in the live audience is a really exciting and cool experience, but I miss being able to see their health bars.

alnilam

Postin in the springtime



I get that it's suspense and all that but it was kinda boring to just watch them charge up for an attack that never came.. At least they gave us free tickets to watch the thrilling conclusion (?) tomorrow

barfdog




FAAAAATALITYYYYYYYYYYYYY!

*winner parades around with opponent's severed butt*

PHIZ KALIFA
ABS THUNDERSKULL.

element: thunderbolts.

steed: a thunderbolt.

slogan/motto: "gonna clap them cheeks like a Thunderskull."

sure im kind of pissed they dont let me fight that giant purple alien or the tiger headed fucker but at least they gave me a job with bennies and paid time off hiding roast chickens in all the garbage cans and dumpsters

mods only know two things: eat hot grape and lie

nut


joe rogan: the tai feng galactic disc technique is overrated what you really need is a wrestling base

Barco Fiesta




a fantasy of olives

*cycles through 3 frame of animation where I raise my fists in the air, then lower them, and this is all I know of existence*

take the moon



nagging wife: *nags*

grumpy husband on couch w/ nachos: for the last time i'll wash the dishes AFTER the martial arts tournament that determines the fate of mankind

Yinlock


take the moon posted:

nagging wife: *nags*

grumpy husband on couch w/ nachos: for the last time i'll wash the dishes AFTER the martial arts tournament that determines the fate of mankind

do you know what it's like being the only guy at the bar who DIDN'T give goku his energy because he was too busy taking out the trash


LastGoodBoy

Keep your mind be open window everyday

Yinlock posted:

do you know what it's like being the only guy at the bar who DIDN'T give goku his energy because he was too busy taking out the trash

High on the hog, 90's style.

Jaguars!



Yinlock posted:

do you know what it's like being the only guy at the bar who DIDN'T give goku his energy because he was too busy taking out the trash

The Clowner

I see past the sham that is society, and I'm into some incredibly fucked up shit.

the whole thread posted:


The Clowner

I see past the sham that is society, and I'm into some incredibly fucked up shit.
I know BYOB has really strict goldmine regulations but this one has to make the cut. I'm crying and I can't breathe

LastGoodBoy

Keep your mind be open window everyday

The Clowner posted:

I know BYOB has really strict goldmine regulations but this one has to make the cut. I'm crying and I can't breathe

I made a thread not even half as good as this that made the front page. This should be the site's landing page.

High on the hog, 90's style.

Goons Are Great

Please drink responsibly


This thread made it to the goldmine candidate list the moment OP pressed submit


albany academy


It's a great thread.

google THIS


"Sorry guys, it happened again."

(custodial staff grumbles as they roll a new moon out of the supply closet)

The Clowner

I see past the sham that is society, and I'm into some incredibly fucked up shit.
hold on I gotta take a piss. oop... ah, sorry... excuse me... woop, excuse me—*falls off the stands into the endless celestial oblivion*

albany academy


Who's in the ring right now fighting the short bald guy? Did they say his name was Mr Seitan? Is he like a tofu guy?

The Clowner

I see past the sham that is society, and I'm into some incredibly fucked up shit.
ATTN: To comply with social distancing, we will not allow spectators to attend any matches this year, and will be providing refunds for tickets in the coming weeks. Instead, we will be live-streaming the tournament on Twitch. We apologize for any inconvenience.

Jaguars!



Holding his rival helpless in the Stance of the White Rhinocerous, Master Tadeki gathers Lightning Essence around his hands. Suddenly he thinks the better, bows to his counterpart and says, "You have been an opponent worthy of much respect. I look forward to our next meeting on the eve of the third full moon next year."

Boos erupt around the pagoda as a beer can bounces off his head and a chant of "FA-TAL-A-TY, FA-TAL-A-TY" begins

LastGoodBoy

Keep your mind be open window everyday

Why don't that little bald kid have a nose? Anyone else seein' this poo poo? HEY REF! THAT KID AIN'T GOT NO NOSE!

High on the hog, 90's style.

PHIZ KALIFA
ABS THUNDERSKULL.

element: thunderbolts.

steed: a thunderbolt.

slogan/motto: "gonna clap them cheeks like a Thunderskull."

monkey d luffy and dhalsim standing on opposite ends of texas, hurling fists into low orbit like some kind of jellyboned railgun-mortar

mods only know two things: eat hot grape and lie

LastGoodBoy

Keep your mind be open window everyday

PHIZ KALIFA posted:

monkey d luffy and dhalsim standing on opposite ends of texas, hurling fists into low orbit like some kind of jellyboned railgun-mortar

"This is ridiculous. We paid for these tickets and we can't even see the fight."

High on the hog, 90's style.

PHIZ KALIFA
ABS THUNDERSKULL.

element: thunderbolts.

steed: a thunderbolt.

slogan/motto: "gonna clap them cheeks like a Thunderskull."

me, leaning over to my child: see his mistake was flying off into the wall when he got hit. should of simply stood there motionless, smirking a little.

mods only know two things: eat hot grape and lie

albany academy


PHIZ KALIFA posted:

monkey d luffy and dhalsim standing on opposite ends of texas, hurling fists into low orbit like some kind of jellyboned railgun-mortar



LastGoodBoy posted:

"This is ridiculous. We paid for these tickets and we can't even see the fight."

Yinlock


PHIZ KALIFA posted:

me, leaning over to my child: see his mistake was flying off into the wall when he got hit. should of simply stood there motionless, smirking a little.

cmon ref that was his strongest attack call the match, there's NO WAY his opponent will be fine when that smoke cloud dissipates


PHIZ KALIFA
ABS THUNDERSKULL.

element: thunderbolts.

steed: a thunderbolt.

slogan/motto: "gonna clap them cheeks like a Thunderskull."

the Intergalatic Murder Tournament has overruled the result of their last championship match after the judges realized that Blood Hawk pushed Jab instead of Hard Punch, thus spoiling their Special Move.

mods only know two things: eat hot grape and lie

albany academy


Bringing my homemade sign saying "MASTER YOSHI IS LA PARKA" to the live taping of Monday Night Martial Arts at Madison Square Garden.

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LastGoodBoy

Keep your mind be open window everyday

"Whadya mean 'no outside food or drink'? I see dat spiky hair kid fightin' the green guy and they eatin' beans n' poo poo!"

High on the hog, 90's style.

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