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no that's his evil twin brother who was posessed by a demon at 3 years old, c'mon this is basic sports stuff
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Apr 23, 2020 05:57
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impossibly handsome young man in audience: master can he truly win this duel wizened sage next to him: if he has truly mastered my technique, he should be able to- me shirtless w/ beer hat right behind them: YEAH KICK HIS rear end
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nut posted:me storming out of the gymnasium to my nephew: LOOK, IF YOU CAN'T SHOOT LIGHTNING YOU GOTTA TELL ME SweetWillyRollbar posted:Booo! BOOOOOOOOOOOO! What the hell?! Are you freakin' blind ref?!?! The cauldron of burning embers was only barely hot enough to burn the image of a dragon and a tiger onto each wrist! Send 'em back to the first chamber! BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Yinlock fucked around with this message at 20:53 on Apr 23, 2020
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Apr 23, 2020 20:44
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super sweet best pal posted:"Ok, a thousand on the villain beating the hero's best friend this round, two monologues from the villain and one from the friend, the hero's other friends being held hostage to force the friend to throw the match only to escape and run into the arena to show him they're ok, the friend unlocking a new power and apparently starting to turn the match around before the villain reveals something they were saving for the final match. Hundred dollar side bet on the tournament organizer being indignant about the kidnapping but letting the villain proceed to the finals." the tournament organizer takes off their mask to reveal they were the villain all along, a distant "gently caress" echoes from the stands
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Apr 23, 2020 21:02
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albany academy posted:*picking myself and family out of the rubble of the collapsed stadium* it's a real beautiful sport. you kids just don't appreciate the art of it lol announcer half-crushed under rubble: and that was the ancient six-point exploding palm technique, a classic of the tournament voice from under rubble: you love to see it jim
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Apr 24, 2020 20:04
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Skyl3lazer posted:*just getting vaporized in an energy blast then getting wished back again for the third time* they GOTTA put up some plastic or something to catch those dingers once again fragile millennials are whining about being atomized by powerful martial arts techniques
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Apr 25, 2020 02:20
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*whispering to the guy next to me* that's goku
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Apr 25, 2020 20:49
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nut posted:liu kang's cornermen quickly towel off the blood before tugging down xbox one shirt over his neck. He stands in front of the mic, empty monster energy can held high.
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Apr 25, 2020 20:49
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take the moon posted:nagging wife: *nags* do you know what it's like being the only guy at the bar who DIDN'T give goku his energy because he was too busy taking out the trash
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Apr 28, 2020 07:41
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PHIZ KALIFA posted:me, leaning over to my child: see his mistake was flying off into the wall when he got hit. should of simply stood there motionless, smirking a little. cmon ref that was his strongest attack call the match, there's NO WAY his opponent will be fine when that smoke cloud dissipates
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May 2, 2020 06:31
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the referees have come back with a decision, since Akira was atomized and his body never touched the outside of the ring, his ghost is therefore a valid participant
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next up we have Gen Xo, The Poison Fang Of The Pacific With A Thousand Deadly Strikes, versus Jeff Perkins from Canada, who teaches karate on the weekends
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Jaguars! posted:Announcer: In Master Gen's most recent match, he knocked out 42 Uzi toting henchmen before allowing the big boss to die in a particularly ironic way, while Jeff has recently attained the Dash for his green belt! Joey McChrist posted:JEFF attempts to do boxing footwork but trips directly into an Exploding Eight Points Trigram Palm and has his torso sent into low-earth orbit LastGoodBoy posted:Master Shin prepares to launch his Neo Dragon Blast. Jeff quickly adjusts his foam helmet and makes sure the Velcro strap is secured. Gen Xo: *sitting on a throne of jeweled obsidian surrounded by powerful retainers, floating to the ring on a cloud of ethereal energy as various ancient martial spirits appear and bow in supplication* Jeff: *jogs to the ring as "YOU GOT THE TOUCH" plays* me: YEAH JEFF KICK HIS rear end
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RazzleDazzleHour posted:"It's the end of the fourth round here, all tied up at 2-2 because of the penalty, let's take a look at this pre-fight interview with Jeff where we asked him about the match-up"
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Joey McChrist posted:*jeff is set down in his corner looking like bernie from weekend at bernies*
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