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LastGoodBoy

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Come on, ref! Transforming into a giant ape has to be against the bylaws of the tournament! Red card him!

High on the hog, 90's style.

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LastGoodBoy

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Why are none of these people wearing pads and cups?

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LastGoodBoy

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*notices that every ten or so people in the crowd is a copy of me.*

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LastGoodBoy

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Why do we even have an arena if they're just going to fly the whole time?

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LastGoodBoy

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FutonForensic posted:

i just like to watch kids fight, is that so wrong

I heard one of those kids say something about them actually being like 7,000 years old. Kids these days, am I right? Ha ha.

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LastGoodBoy

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The fighters sure have been just standing there monologuing to each other for a while. They know the match started five minutes ago, right?

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LastGoodBoy

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Yinlock posted:

do you know what it's like being the only guy at the bar who DIDN'T give goku his energy because he was too busy taking out the trash

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LastGoodBoy

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The Clowner posted:

I know BYOB has really strict goldmine regulations but this one has to make the cut. I'm crying and I can't breathe

I made a thread not even half as good as this that made the front page. This should be the site's landing page.

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LastGoodBoy

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Why don't that little bald kid have a nose? Anyone else seein' this poo poo? HEY REF! THAT KID AIN'T GOT NO NOSE!

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LastGoodBoy

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PHIZ KALIFA posted:

monkey d luffy and dhalsim standing on opposite ends of texas, hurling fists into low orbit like some kind of jellyboned railgun-mortar

"This is ridiculous. We paid for these tickets and we can't even see the fight."

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LastGoodBoy

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"Whadya mean 'no outside food or drink'? I see dat spiky hair kid fightin' the green guy and they eatin' beans n' poo poo!"

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LastGoodBoy

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Hey I hear this Jeff guy has a green belt.

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LastGoodBoy

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Master Shin prepares to launch his Neo Dragon Blast. Jeff quickly adjusts his foam helmet and makes sure the Velcro strap is secured.

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LastGoodBoy

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DAT KID TURNED INTA A GIANT MONKEY!! HEY REF!! YOU BLIND?! CALLA PENALTY!!

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LastGoodBoy

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I hear this Jeff guy is a green belt!

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LastGoodBoy

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A wee child runs crying to the embedded-in-the-wall-body of Jeff. "Papa? Papa!"

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LastGoodBoy

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BOOKIE: "The finals are between Lord Destruction, reigning champ for the last 100 years, and a spunky five-year-old with spikey hair."

ME: "5 grand on Lord D. Easy money."

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LastGoodBoy

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Selling bootleg Jeff shirts in the parking lot that say "Jaff" on them.

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LastGoodBoy

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Me and the boys painting our beer guts to spell out "JFEF"

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LastGoodBoy

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*A gangling man with a matching blond mullet and horseshoe mustache, a white Tae Kwon Do uniform, and a blue belt slowly hovers down from the sky and begins shouting at Jeff.*

"BROTHER!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH THESE CREATURES?! YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO WIPE OUT ALL LIFE ON THIS PLANET YEARS AGO!!"

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LastGoodBoy

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google THIS posted:

"Dad, why are there people identical to us seated on the opposite side of the ring, making the exact same repetitive cheering motions?"

"Son, the seats were nearly sold out and it was either this or the vague six-pixel blob section. Just enjoy the match, and remember to keep pumping your fist."

"Here's a big stack of dollar bills. Wave it over your head like every other 5th person is doing."

High on the hog, 90's style.

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