mods please change my forums account name to KarenStomper58

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Tonetta: Jul 9, 2013; look mother look at ME MOTHER MOTHER I AM A HOMESTIXK NOW

**methodically removes and eats own clothes*

n/t

e upon request:

Blistex posted:

lol

John Connor : So this other Karen: She's a complainer like you, right?
The Terminator : Not like me. A K-1000, advanced prototype.
John Connor : You mean more adversarial than you are?
The Terminator : Yes. A bored housewife, Shiraz based.
John Connor : What the hell does that mean?
The Terminator : Wine Powered.

Holy poo poo, this is actually a thing!

20 Blunts posted:

Who's your manager, and what does he do for me

large hands posted:

I need your clothes, your boots and your manager

Tonetta fucked around with this message at 06:15 on May 1, 2020

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gary oldmans diary: Sep 26, 2005

# ? Apr 24, 2020 01:39

Brother Tadger: Feb 15, 2012; I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

Mods please change OP�s name to greedy_little_bich

# ? Apr 24, 2020 01:56

Loden Taylor: Aug 11, 2003

i got really obsessed with the concept of "freedom" and tried to channel it constantly, until my thought process got really bizarre and i would repeat things like "get me your manager" and "am i being detained?" in my head for hours

# ? Apr 24, 2020 02:00

Brother Tadger: Feb 15, 2012; I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

Loden Taylor posted:

i got really obsessed with the concept of "freedom" and tried to channel it constantly, until my thought process got really bizarre and i would repeat things like "get me your manager" and "am i being detained?" in my head for hours

This is the karenstomper69 thread, not the salesassociatestomper69 thread

# ? Apr 24, 2020 02:04

Bonzo: Mar 11, 2004; Just like Mama used to make it!

LET ME SPEAK TO A MANAGER!

# ? Apr 24, 2020 02:08

Burt Sexual: Jan 26, 2006; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS; Switchblade Switcharoo

# ? Apr 24, 2020 02:10

Radical 90s Wizard: Aug 5, 2008; ~SS-18 burning bright,
Bathe me in your cleansing light~

Nick Soapdish posted:

I AM A FREE KAREN ON THE LAND, AM I BEING DETAINED OR ARRESTED??? WHAT IS YOUR BADGE NUMBER???

Shamelessly stealing this from some dude in gip

I demand to be renamed FREE KAREN ON THE LAND. I am a TAXPAYER AND A MOM!

# ? Apr 24, 2020 02:10

Meme Poker Party: Sep 1, 2006; by Azathoth

Bonzo posted:

LET ME SPEAK TO A MANAGER!

Don't let Bonzo speak to the manager. The manager is spineless, he'll cave.

# ? Apr 24, 2020 02:10

Tonetta: Jul 9, 2013; look mother look at ME MOTHER MOTHER I AM A HOMESTIXK NOW

**methodically removes and eats own clothes*

Loden Taylor posted:

i got really obsessed with the concept of "freedom" and tried to channel it constantly, until my thought process got really bizarre and i would repeat things like "get me your manager" and "am i being detained?" in my head for hours

lmao

Burt Sexual posted:

No

gently caress u let me speak to ur manager

# ? Apr 24, 2020 02:37

ShortyMR.CAT: Sep 25, 2008; Lipstick Apathy

Mods, plz change OPs name to "Totinos"

Thx

# ? Apr 24, 2020 02:39

buglord: Jul 31, 2010; Cheating at a raffle? I sentence you to 1 year in jail! No! Two years! Three! Four! Five years! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!; Buglord

hey tonetta i missed your posts in gibbis! how are ya?

# ? Apr 24, 2020 02:40

Nigmaetcetera: Nov 17, 2004; borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins

Karen is my nieces name, why do you want to stomp a three month old baby?

# ? Apr 24, 2020 02:41

pop fly to McGillicutty: Feb 2, 2004; A peckish little mouse!

1redflag posted:

Mods please change OP’s name to greedy_little_bich

# ? Apr 24, 2020 02:53

let it mellow: Jun 1, 2000; Dinosaur Gum

mods please change ops name to �goatse ulcers�

# ? Apr 24, 2020 02:55

Literally A Person: Jan 1, 1970; Smugworth Wuz Here

Nigmaetcetera posted:

Karen is my nieces name, why do you want to stomp a three month old baby?

They're a total sicko. This thread is proof.

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ClamdestineBoyster: Aug 15, 2015; Can't post for 10 years!

I thought Karen was a slur now? :thunkher:

# ? Apr 24, 2020 03:23

Sleeveless: Dec 25, 2014; by Pragmatica

With people starting to block the word Karen I think an acceptable substitute would be calling people a Sydnee.

# ? Apr 24, 2020 03:24

JK Fresco: Jul 5, 2019

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hot cocoa on the couch: Dec 8, 2009

on the SA forums in 3-5 years, "Karen" and "boomer" will be probatable offences like "retard" is currently

# ? Apr 24, 2020 21:07

Sleeveless: Dec 25, 2014; by Pragmatica

hot cocoa on the couch posted:

on the SA forums in 3-5 years, "Karen" and "boomer" will be probatable offences like "retard" is currently

I dunno, they still let you post.

# ? Apr 24, 2020 21:09

goethe.cx: Apr 23, 2014

i love making GBS threads inside manager assholes

# ? Apr 24, 2020 21:17

bird with big dick: Oct 21, 2015

THATS A MOM. SHES A MOM. YOURE ARRESTING A MOM.

# ? Apr 24, 2020 21:22

Jeffrey of YOSPOS: Dec 22, 2005; GET LOSE, YOU CAN'T COMPARE WITH MY POWERS

I became obsessed with the concept of "iniquity" and tried to channel it constantly.

# ? Apr 24, 2020 21:34

Burt Sexual: Jan 26, 2006; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS; Switchblade Switcharoo

hot cocoa on the couch posted:

on the SA forums in 3-5 years, "Karen" and "boomer" will be probatable offences like "retard" is currently

Not in gbs

# ? Apr 24, 2020 21:39

pop fly to McGillicutty: Feb 2, 2004; A peckish little mouse!

bird with big dick posted:

THATS A MOM. SHES A MOM. YOURE ARRESTING A MOM.

_taxes

# ? Apr 24, 2020 21:44

A Bakers Cousin: Dec 18, 2003; by vyelkin

edit: ATTN MODS

Can I be 420~*~KarenStomper~*~69

# ? Apr 24, 2020 21:44

Hammerite: Mar 9, 2007; And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.; Jade Ear Joe

who was the proto karen

# ? Apr 24, 2020 21:45

OMFG FURRY: Jul 10, 2006; [snarky comment]

i have an aunt named Karen and no one can really stand her, even before the name got popular. does the name make the person, or the p[erson...make the name????

# ? Apr 24, 2020 21:46

Sleeveless: Dec 25, 2014; by Pragmatica

Hammerite posted:

who was the proto karen

Listen up chucklefucks, time to spill the tea on how Chapo Trap House is secretly a crypto-Karen psyop:(1/278)

# ? Apr 24, 2020 21:50

Hammerite: Mar 9, 2007; And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.; Jade Ear Joe

I think it shows commendable dedication that the op is willing to get their name changed to KarenStomper58 and be permabanned, all in order to pay homage to a famous post from years past

# ? Apr 24, 2020 21:53

hot cocoa on the couch: Dec 8, 2009

Hammerite posted:

I think it shows commendable dedication that the op is willing to get their name changed to KarenStomper58 and be permabanned, all in order to pay homage to a famous post from years past

the callback is the ultimate form of humour

# ? Apr 24, 2020 22:20