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CommissarMega posted:Can someone explain to me... how? I can't seem to brain today, so maybe I'm just dumb, but I'm picturing her doing some kind of ventriloquism routine with her dog, and that can't be right, can it? Fido thinks you should read more carefully. Fido thinks people who can't read carefully should be murdered by the police.
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Don't worry I already called the cops, said CommissarMega was a black man with a gun, and that it's a hostage situation for good measure. He's as good as dead
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Megillah Gorilla posted:Fido thinks you should read more carefully. Fido thinks people who can't read carefully should be murdered by the police. Ah, right then. Phlegmish posted:Don't worry I already called the cops, said CommissarMega was a black man with a gun, and that it's a hostage situation for good measure. He's as good as dead Joke's on them, I live in Malaysia, and our cops are super-corruptible instead of super-psychotic! All I have to do is flash a fifty and all my problems go away!
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CommissarMega posted:Ah, right then. Yeah, I wasn't trying to poo poo on you or anything, but that's how a lot of people use it - as a passive aggressive way of attacking others while feeling they can't be attacked back. It can be incredibly creepy and offputting to see in person.
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Bust Rodd posted:My girlfriend is severely emotionally repressed due to abusive parents and she cannot express emotions except through her dog. The entire first year we dated when I would say “I love you” she would clam up for a second and then go “Andy loves you too” because she never told another human she loved them before. If we had a big fight she would go “You Made Andy Cry!!!!”. It is bizarre, but after meeting members of her family the complete picture is simply that her family was so devoid of emotional love that she just didn’t have any emotional development until she moved out and rescued a puppy, so the dog is her entire emotional experience. 
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Jun 16, 2020 16:51
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Literally first thing that happened to me this morning was a phone call from her: “Good Morning! Andy just wanted to say he loves you! He says he misses you and have a good day!” “Thanks babe I love you too.” I just sort of think of it like a neurological or emotional tic. Her sisters each do something different. Her older sister can only communicate emotionally through text messages even if you are in the same room. Therir younger sister isn’t as developed and doesn’t have any support systems she she just dissociates with drugs. All three of them are pretty serious Karen’s, with their horrible mother being a fat bloated Queen Bee Karen. I have on more than one occasion had to instruct her not to call the cops on our neighbors for mild noise complaints. It’s just how awful, rude women from the Midwest are trained to be.
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Jun 16, 2020 20:41
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Klyith posted:If you didn't see it yet the ny times did a story about the Central Park Karen and the bird watcher she called the cops on and it's pretty amazing because it's just the most absolute dragging of a person in a national newspaper She's not even the worst person in that article. Behold Martin Priest: quote:It was on that corporate ladder that she met Martin Priest, a married colleague at Lehman Brothers, where, her résumé said, she worked from 2005 to 2008.
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Jun 16, 2020 21:20
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This has become so prominent that it demands a tv series. Something based on how a credible researcher goes into the jungle to study their behavior.
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Jun 16, 2020 21:43
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Yvershek posted:This has become so prominent that it demands a tv series. Something based on how a credible researcher goes into the jungle to study their behavior. is bed, bath, & beyond bankrupt yet
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Jun 16, 2020 22:04
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The researcher will be killed by police. Probably for multiple researchers. Can be a found footage documentary.
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Jun 16, 2020 22:14
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It's gonna be so bad when that dog dies.
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Jun 17, 2020 04:04
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TontoCorazon posted:It's gonna be so bad when they have sex.
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Jun 17, 2020 07:31
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https://twitter.com/tkag2020_ann/status/1273075677454098436
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https://twitter.com/palle_hoffstein/status/1273192668865146881?s=21
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Jun 17, 2020 13:59
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Glad that somebody with the power to murder me on the street and get away with it is so emotionally well-adjusted that she assumes everyone is trying to poison her McMuffin and starts crying about it. Also lol at the "subtle" comment that people pay for her food cuz she's such a hero at the beginning.
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Jun 17, 2020 14:34
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Also yes
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Jun 17, 2020 14:46
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She's going to insist on doggystyle every time and it's going to get really tedious really quick.
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Jun 17, 2020 14:58
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Stex T posted:She's going to insist on doggystyle every time and it's going to get really tedious really quick. ... I’m gonna need you to stop making these completely accurate baseless accusations any minute now
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Jun 17, 2020 15:01
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well ill just say i hope things work out for her gl
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Jun 17, 2020 15:19
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A friend of mine has become the male equivalent of the Karen. He constsntly an unironically brings up these "i want to speak to your manager" stories. He always put up this tough guy moniker which is also just eye roll inducing at this point. Should we confront him on his karenness?
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Jun 17, 2020 18:11
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The entitlement this lady has with her “I wish people would just tell me thank you” for doing the job for which she is paid. Sorry you had to wait like everybody else.
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Jun 17, 2020 18:17
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She's the type who gets all huffy when people don't clap when Are Troops are walking through the airport terminal or similar bullshit.
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Jun 17, 2020 22:39
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sticksy posted:She's the type who gets all huffy when people don't clap when Are Troops are walking through the airport terminal or similar bullshit. *grabs your hands with eyes moist from tears* Thank you sooooo much for your service.
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Jun 17, 2020 22:42
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Her twitter page is all trump lol
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Jun 17, 2020 22:43
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From the Riot thread
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Jun 17, 2020 22:46
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Emotional vampires love chaos. They get to play victim to draw out the sweet, sweet sympathy.
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Jun 17, 2020 22:47
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limp_cheese posted:From the Riot thread Because, of course! It's 20-loving-20!!!
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Jun 17, 2020 22:49
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Burt Sexual posted:Her twitter page is all trump lol Burt Sexual I just want to thank you for your hard work and dedication in moderating these forums, I'm tearing up a little, we will never forget your service 
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Burt Sexual posted:Her twitter page is all trump lol fishing with the fam posted:*grabs your hands with eyes moist from tears* Inverted Icon fucked around with this message at 14:38 on Jun 18, 2020 |
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Jun 18, 2020 14:36
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Turns out she's with the county sheriff. I was thinking "does not work for nor represent the Richmond Hill Police Department," meant she was going to turn out to be a rent-a-cop or some such poo poo.
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Jun 18, 2020 14:37
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well hopefully she's fired because we're counting down the days before she murders someone over the heat levels of her muffin
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Jun 18, 2020 17:45
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A cop worried that someone might try to hurt her instead of just doing their job?
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Jun 18, 2020 18:08
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Tonetta posted:well hopefully she's fired because we're counting down the days before she murders someone over the heat levels of her muffin Wait has this been about a sex thing? The original tweet is down.
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Jun 19, 2020 10:58
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I assumed it was her literal muffin but your reading is valid as well
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Jun 19, 2020 16:00
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It's literally about a McDonald's Egg McMuffin.
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Jun 20, 2020 05:30
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Literally like literally or literally like figuratively?
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Jun 20, 2020 05:36
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People keep saying "Literally" a lot and, frankly, I like the implied attention.
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Jun 20, 2020 05:38
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Did you see what Literally A Person was wearing the other day e: oh poo poo he's here shhhhh
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Jun 20, 2020 05:43
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Phlegmish posted:Did you see what Literally A Person was wearing the other day  Like you'd know style if it bit you on the nose!! *adjusts frilly lace cravat*
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Literally A Person posted:
Sir, that is NOT traditionally for the penis
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