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I believe a poop I just took might be the longest poop (in regards to length, not girth) in recorded history, but I have no way to verify. https://ratemypoo.com/ only has photos of Trump now (seriously) so I can find no other way to confirm this. Does anyone know of some sort of website or app where I can compare my poo to other hopeful contestants? If not, I have created a poll in this thread where you may vote if this is the largest poo in recorded history. I will then use this as the basis for my accomplishment. Anyway since I'm assuming it's what you are all here for, here is a photo of my poop:  https://i.imgur.com/5EwWL8J.png Thanks for any assistance you might be able to provide.
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Goddamn you could herd sheep with that thing. 
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Apr 24, 2020 15:20
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:Goddamn you could herd sheep with that thing. haha yeah. I kind of wish it didn't curl up at the top like that. Would have made it longer looking. But I am guessing poops are like fingernails. After a certain incredible length, they begin to coil.
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Apr 24, 2020 15:28
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Persevere it in a festive glass jar op
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Apr 24, 2020 15:30
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This is a real lovely thread OP... Seriously though, you should get it out and let it dry in the sun, you could use it as a walking stick. Edit:  Edit2: YOUR MOTHER MUST BE VERY PROUD Dravs fucked around with this message at 15:41 on Apr 24, 2020 |
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Apr 24, 2020 15:34
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I see your selfie OP, but where is the poop?
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Apr 24, 2020 15:35
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i take way bigger on a daily basis
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Apr 24, 2020 15:39
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A poop as long as a username
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Apr 24, 2020 15:48
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That doesn't look healthy. You have rear end cancer or something?
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Apr 24, 2020 15:52
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It is not a real contender for Biggest Poop unless you faint while doing it.
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Apr 24, 2020 15:54
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Nah. I've had turds longer and thicker. I've had them clog the toilet before I even put any toilet paper in the bowl. I've had to reach in with my hand and break them up so I could flush them.
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Apr 24, 2020 15:57
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20 Blunts posted:i take way bigger on a daily basis Jose Oquendo posted:Nah. I've had turds longer and thicker. I've had them clog the toilet before I even put any toilet paper in the bowl. I've had to reach in with my hand and break them up so I could flush them. Post the poop coward
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Apr 24, 2020 15:57
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im proud of my fiber intake but you dont see me bragging about it op
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Apr 24, 2020 16:40
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Go post that in TCC and get ready to be real disappointed
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Apr 24, 2020 16:59
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Average sized poop, no Goku option, gas thread ban OP.
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Apr 24, 2020 17:44
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I didn't look but I'm guessing OP's rear end in a top hat is like goatse now.
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Apr 24, 2020 17:44
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Jose Oquendo posted:Nah. I've had turds longer and thicker. I've had them clog the toilet before I even put any toilet paper in the bowl. I've had to reach in with my hand and break them up so I could flush them. Get yourself a poop knife.
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Apr 24, 2020 17:45
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I took one just like that when I was a kid. Welcome to the club buddy. 
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Apr 24, 2020 17:48
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WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW posted:haha yeah. I kind of wish it didn't curl up at the top like that. Would have made it longer looking. But I am guessing poops are like fingernails. After a certain incredible length, they begin to coil. It’s like a question mark, as if to ask you “wtf did you eat dude like a rack of ribs and a whole chicken?”
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Apr 24, 2020 17:51
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BigBadSteve posted:I didn't look but I'm guessing OP's rear end in a top hat is like goatse now. Quite the opposite, it's a long, thin, kinda flat turd, which makes me think OP has a tumor or some other kind of blockage.
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Apr 24, 2020 18:02
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:Goddamn you could herd sheep with that thing. lmao
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Apr 24, 2020 18:06
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guitartorch posted:lmao  dat av
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Apr 24, 2020 18:34
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Mr Lanky
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Apr 24, 2020 22:31
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you gotta go talk to a dopehead about big dooks. dopeheads are on another level.
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Apr 24, 2020 22:39
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Chrs posted:Mr Lanky
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Apr 24, 2020 23:04
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My mom was on a bus of some kind shared with coworkers (they were all opera singers) and a guy took a dump so big they had to cut it with a knife to get it to flush. Well that's my story!
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Apr 24, 2020 23:11
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Hey check this out: the OP is poo poo. fuckin. roasted.
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Apr 24, 2020 23:13
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I am uh, taking your collective words on this one
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Apr 24, 2020 23:25
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I SEE NO BLOOD.
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Apr 24, 2020 23:29
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Dont post pictures of your posting, online, OP.
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Apr 24, 2020 23:38
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the yellow lighting really helps set the mood
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i must compose posted:My mom was on a bus of some kind shared with coworkers (they were all opera singers) and a guy took a dump so big they had to cut it with a knife to get it to flush. Well that's my story! When I was in college, the dorms were organized into "suites" of five guys sharing three rooms and a bathroom. One of the guys was this big athletic guy, nicest dude, but just built like a brick wall. One day the dude clogged our shared toilet with the THICKEST turd I'd ever seen. It was so dense and just perched perfectly into the hole in the toilet and would not budge or break up no matter how many times we flushed. Being a bunch of college-aged boys, we pretty much decided not to deal with it and use the other, more public toilets in the building, thinking that our weekly custodian visit would solve the problem. Well, the custodian makes her weekly visit and just "Nopes!" out of there, 'cuz it was still there afterwards. At this point, one of the other dudes decided to get an empty 20 oz coke bottle and just start smashing it until it got small enough to flush, and it worked. Whelp! That's MY story!
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Apr 25, 2020 00:41
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Zeluth posted:I SEE NO BLOOD. seconding this. i eat pieces of poo poo like this FOR BREAKFAST
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Apr 25, 2020 00:50
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LabyaMynora posted:When I was in college, the dorms were organized into "suites" of five guys sharing three rooms and a bathroom. One of the guys was this big athletic guy, nicest dude, but just built like a brick wall. One day the dude clogged our shared toilet with the THICKEST turd I'd ever seen. It was so dense and just perched perfectly into the hole in the toilet and would not budge or break up no matter how many times we flushed. American ingenuity.
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Apr 25, 2020 00:51
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Let's see more girth next time.
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Apr 25, 2020 01:07
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You clearly dont smoke weed, or if you do, not nearly enough. That’s tiny, my bichon frise takes bigger dumps than that.
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Apr 25, 2020 01:24
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It is really a pathetic poop to brag about. What sort of rabbit turds do you normally lay? Edit: Nigmaetcetera posted:You clearly dont smoke weed, or if you do, not nearly enough. That’s tiny, my bichon frise takes bigger dumps than that. Wait, how does weed help you poop bigger? Is it just from the munchies? I have perpetual munchies so maybe that's why I never noticed. My friend did get his weed license when California first legalized medical pot to help him poo poo but I thought he was just taking the piss. Weka fucked around with this message at 02:52 on Apr 25, 2020 |
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Apr 25, 2020 01:59
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Lack of pics in this thread suggests I am the winner
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Apr 25, 2020 19:45
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There’s an easy test: Take the poop to the playground. Put it on one end of the see saw, sit on the other end. If you find yourself up in the air, congratulations! You have indeed produced the biggest piece of poo poo in the world.
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That ain't poo poo
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