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Korthal: May 26, 2011

Thread Necromancy: The ability to take a thread from the archives and allow people to post in it again. Do you think that the 720p vs 1080i debate hasn't been settled yet? Or if we need to talk about the 2011 midterm elections in hindsight.
Admin Tag Usage: For $40, you can use an admin tag for one thread. Sure it's more expensive then buying a new account + premium + archives + an avatar, but autoban threads can't be posted in. Maybe you really need to use the special attention tag.
Goldmine a thread: Think something is absolutely hilarious and needs to be preserved for future generations? For $200, you can use your real gold to make a thread internet gold.
Direct hosting of Images: Nothing like using your archives account to see all the threads of broken imageshack pictures. Or wafflehost pictures. Who knows how long imgur will actually last.
Dear Richard: Pay money and require lowtax to respond to your one of your posts. Pay more to have him not just emptyquote your post.

# ? Apr 24, 2020 19:29

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# ? Apr 25, 2024 23:12

big nipples big life: May 12, 2014

retard pass

# ? Apr 24, 2020 19:33

Les Os: Mar 29, 2010

goatse face mask

# ? Apr 24, 2020 19:34

Zeluth: May 12, 2001; by Fluffdaddy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ahCmDNbFkI

# ? Apr 24, 2020 19:34

Mozi: Apr 4, 2004; Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die; Nap Ghost

for $100 lowtax prints out one of your posts, writes a personalized insult on it and mails it to you

# ? Apr 24, 2020 19:37

big nipples big life: May 12, 2014

Mozi posted:

for $100 lowtax prints out one of your posts, writes a personalized insult on it and mails it to you

with the spaceship?

# ? Apr 24, 2020 19:37

sweet thursday: Sep 16, 2012

A level above Platinum that lets me peers know that I'm all about posting.

# ? Apr 24, 2020 19:39

Zeluth: May 12, 2001; by Fluffdaddy

Dear Richard, this is a flailing and a personal note. Your site has its merits and then some!

# ? Apr 24, 2020 19:42

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Bans

# ? Apr 24, 2020 19:45

Spinz: Jan 7, 2020; I ordered luscious new gemstones from India and made new earrings for my SA mart thread

Remember my earrings and art are much better than my posting

New stuff starts towards end of page 3 of the thread

Thread necromancy would be hilarious!!!
Attachments exist plus need plat to do it

# ? Apr 24, 2020 19:52

Nooner: Mar 26, 2011; AN A+ OPSTER (:

Toliet paper with each square alternating between saying "just" and "post"

# ? Apr 24, 2020 20:06

Brother Tadger: Feb 15, 2012; I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

ROWDY TROUT DILDOS. they sing and move!

# ? Apr 24, 2020 20:13

Jose Oquendo: Jun 20, 2004; Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie

Serious post: Something awful dot com email addresses.

# ? Apr 24, 2020 20:21

Farmer Crack-Ass: Jan 2, 2001; this is me posting irl

I still think a high-ticket item should be changing the default/stupid newbie avatar (subject to admin approval).

# ? Apr 24, 2020 20:30

Brother Tadger: Feb 15, 2012; I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

Farmer Crack-rear end posted:

I still think a high-ticket item should be changing the default/stupid newbie avatar (subject to admin approval).

That�s pretty good, tbh

# ? Apr 24, 2020 20:42

Mozi: Apr 4, 2004; Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die; Nap Ghost

big nipples big life posted:

with the spaceship?

spaceship service is an extra dollar

# ? Apr 24, 2020 20:58

big nipples big life: May 12, 2014

what if we already paid for the spaceship?

# ? Apr 24, 2020 21:01

Mozi: Apr 4, 2004; Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die; Nap Ghost

consider it an investment in the second spaceship

# ? Apr 24, 2020 21:17

Knormal: Nov 11, 2001

Mod/Admin Onlyfans accounts.

# ? Apr 24, 2020 21:39

Hammerite: Mar 9, 2007; And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.; Jade Ear Joe

pretty sure i said this in qcs once, but a way to send someone to beachball.jpg instead the next time they try to post

# ? Apr 24, 2020 21:42

big nipples big life: May 12, 2014

Mozi posted:

consider it an investment in the second spaceship

sounds like something only some kind of galactic denizen would fall for.

# ? Apr 24, 2020 21:43

Jose Oquendo: Jun 20, 2004; Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie

Knormal posted:

Mod/Admin Onlyfans accounts.

Ozma's not here any more, my friend.

# ? Apr 24, 2020 21:43

big nipples big life: May 12, 2014

Jose Oquendo posted:

Ozma's not here any more, my friend.

Yeah but what about Jeffrey?

# ? Apr 24, 2020 21:44

Waroduce: Aug 5, 2008

do loving on-demand t shirts and charge 30 bux so you don't have to worry about inventory.

i have one of those light blue grenade logo - internet makes you stupid - tshirts and i need a new one

# ? Apr 24, 2020 21:59

Zeluth: May 12, 2001; by Fluffdaddy

My grenade keychain thing a bob broke by existing I think.

# ? Apr 24, 2020 22:03

unknown butthole: Jan 2, 2020; The old customs remain
and the ancient gods live on

lovely 100 proof vodka

# ? Apr 24, 2020 22:12

Dr. Video Games 0112: Jan 7, 2004; serious business

Maybe even some way so the user profile primary contacts types aren't AIM and ICQ.

# ? Apr 24, 2020 22:31

Sous Videodrome: Apr 9, 2020

$100 to upload a subforum background image

# ? Apr 24, 2020 22:37

Inexplicable Humblebrag: Sep 20, 2003

anyone fancy contributing to a crowdfund to just buy this website

we must seize the means of postduction, but in lieu of violently overthrowing lowtax we'll have to proceed through the marketplace at first

# ? Apr 24, 2020 22:40

Zeluth: May 12, 2001; by Fluffdaddy

Done and done!

(not really)

Only registered members can see post attachments!

# ? Apr 24, 2020 22:51

Mozi: Apr 4, 2004; Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die; Nap Ghost

big nipples big life posted:

sounds like something only some kind of galactic denizen would fall for.

it's ok this is all just beta

# ? Apr 24, 2020 23:55

Brother Tadger: Feb 15, 2012; I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

anyone fancy contributing to a crowdfund to just buy this website

we must seize the means of postduction, but in lieu of violently overthrowing lowtax we'll have to proceed through the marketplace at first

I feel like Lowtax could be bought for like :10bux:

# ? Apr 24, 2020 23:57

Cacafuego: Jul 22, 2007

Photoshops with that girl about to be murdered.

You just gotta pay :10bux:

after

# ? Apr 24, 2020 23:59

honda whisperer: Mar 29, 2009

Locked av. You pay a price of your choice to change someone's av. Replacing it costs at least what you paid +$1.

# ? Apr 25, 2020 00:15

ShortyMR.CAT: Sep 25, 2008; Lipstick Apathy

I feel like if your post is stupid enough or requires some sort of government agency to contact him about it, he'll reply back to you.

# ? Apr 25, 2020 00:21

Shut up Meg: Jan 8, 2019; You're safe here.

An overpriced t-shirt with something hilarious like 'City Name Sports Team' so you have to keep explaining the joke and why it is related to the site.

# ? Apr 25, 2020 00:22

Play: Apr 25, 2006; Strong stroll for a mangy stray

honda whisperer posted:

Locked av. You pay a price of your choice to change someone's av. Replacing it costs at least what you paid +$1.

ooo this is evil

# ? Apr 25, 2020 00:40

Waltzing Along: Jun 14, 2008; There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here

$100 demod a mod, permanently.
$250 permaban someone.

# ? Apr 25, 2020 00:50

Pick: Jul 19, 2009; Nap Ghost

Swear word annual pass (by swear)

Basic gently caress package is like $8/year

# ? Apr 25, 2020 00:52

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# ? Apr 25, 2024 23:12

1st_Panzer_Div.: May 11, 2005; Grimey Drawer

Mozi posted:

for $100 lowtax prints out one of your posts, writes a personalized insult on it and mails it to you

For $250, he'll print your post, wipe his rear end with it, then mail you back your very own shitpost. $500 for other user posts.

# ? Apr 25, 2020 00:53

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