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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qbiz5vDYQrs
  • Tonight STARTS the celebration of HHH's 25 years in WWE, less than a week after a bunch of wrestlers got fired despite the company admitting it has tons of money in spite of the COVID-19 situation.
  • Alexa Bliss and Nikki Cross (C) defend the Women's Tag Team titles against Dana Brooke and Carmella.
  • Lacey Evans vs. Sasha Banks to qualify for the Women's Money in the Bank ladder match.
  • Drew Gulak vs. Baron Corbin to qualify for the Men's Money in the Bank ladder match.
  • There'll be a look back at the history of Bray Wyatt and Universal Champion Braun Strowman.

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The Croc
Dec 19, 2004

A-well-a everybody's heard about the bird!

OH YEAH!



Does HHH have as many nicknames as years in wwe?

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

The King of Kings

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Bring back Wrestlehut 2000

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Oh right, they served in the military, that's supposed to be a character backstory now, huh?

Forgotten Sons: We could attack from anywhere at anytime and you'd never see it coming
immediately attacks out in the open directly in front of their opponents

The Croc
Dec 19, 2004

A-well-a everybody's heard about the bird!

OH YEAH!



Why is there a phone in the ring

Hirez
Feb 3, 2003

Weber scored 49 points?

:allears: :allears: :allears:
Are these Forgotten Sons just kayfabe ex-marines?

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

They're sons of anarchy biker dudes

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Forgotten Sons: Sometimes people call us savages.
nobody has ever called them savages
Michael Cole: There's a reason some have called them savages!
nobody has ever called them savages

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

I've been bored of HHH for 25 years. Thanks for reminding me.

TV Zombie
Sep 6, 2011

Burying all the trauma from past nights
Burying my anger in the past

Do nicknames count if you’re the one giving them to yourself?

HouseOfLeaves99
Mar 20, 2009
Wonder how many viewers they'll pull against the draft tonight

Hirez
Feb 3, 2003

Weber scored 49 points?

:allears: :allears: :allears:
From now on I'm going to appreciate Baron Corbin


:suicide:

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

Turple Haitch will always be :words: to me.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Still zero mention of Sami Zayn.

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Hey, didn't Cesaro and Nakamura used to have some guy with them? And he had something important on him?

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Is that Roman Reigns

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Codependent Poster posted:

Hey, didn't Cesaro and Nakamura used to have some guy with them? And he had something important on him?

Maybe he hasn't been back because he's humiliated by losing the IC Title to Daniel Bryan at Wrestlemania!

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Jerusalem posted:

Maybe he hasn't been back because he's humiliated by losing the IC Title to Daniel Bryan at Wrestlemania!

The what title?

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Jeff Hardy's redemption, when he learned his lessons and stopped all the drug and alcohol abuse and made a triumphant return to WWE 3 years agoalsohewasarrestedforaduiinOctober

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

I assume they're going somewhere with The Miz being the guy who keeps losing these big matches for his team. I would presume it would be a face Morrison vs. a heel Miz because the idea of Morrison being the bad guy who beats the poo poo out of poor babyface Miz for being the weak link is bizarre to me.

Edit: I'm assuming I'm not the only one really skeeved out that they're STILL running with the stuff with Lacey's daughter?

Jerusalem fucked around with this message at 02:02 on Apr 25, 2020

Edge & Christian
May 20, 2001

Earth-1145 is truly the best!
A world of singing, magic frogs,
high adventure, no shitposters
I think this is the first WWE programming I've looked at since Wrestlemania, have they been using the WM 3-D overlays all month or did the Sassy Southern Belle get Sassy Southern Special Treatment tonight?

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

I gotta admit I haven't actually noticed, I tend to zone out during the entrances due to multi-tasking.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

"That's ring awareness!" :lol:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Uhhhh.. doesn't that count as a foreign object?

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

This whole segment sucked

The Croc
Dec 19, 2004

A-well-a everybody's heard about the bird!

OH YEAH!



Brodie Lee gets shown on WWE TV More now than when he was employed there.

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

THREE TIME! THREE TIME!
haha are they doing another regular Bray match?

Power Windows
Dec 29, 2004

Brasky used to ride upon a steed, perchance to spy a lady.

Sonyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Oof, they showed as little footage as possible of HHH's quad injury since, you know, Chris Benoit...

Edge & Christian
May 20, 2001

Earth-1145 is truly the best!
A world of singing, magic frogs,
high adventure, no shitposters
I hope HHH has that sort of gurgly HUH-UGH-HUH-UUUUHHHHH giggle Lemmy does at the start of his theme as his text alert on his phone and he's just backstage hearing

HEH-UGH-HUH-UUUUHHHHH

HEH-UGH-HUH-UUUUHHHHH

HEH-UGH-HUH-UUUUHHHHH

HEH-UGH-HUH-UUUUHHHHH

HEH-UGH-HUH-UUUUHHHHH

HEH-UGH-HUH-UUUUHHHHH

As people are texting him about Velveteen Dream

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Edge & Christian posted:

HEH-UGH-HUH-UUUUHHHHH

As people are texting him about Velveteen Dream

God the mental image is amazing :lol:

Power Windows
Dec 29, 2004

Brasky used to ride upon a steed, perchance to spy a lady.

Edge & Christian posted:

that sort of gurgly HUH-UGH-HUH-UUUUHHHHH giggle Lemmy does at the start of his theme

He sounds like he's doing Krusty's laugh

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

That was the most shameful 3D I've ever seen.

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Jerusalem posted:

That was the most shameful 3D I've ever seen.

It was a DDT instead of a cutter, which seems like it would be harder for Alexa to pull off being so small

Power Windows
Dec 29, 2004

Brasky used to ride upon a steed, perchance to spy a lady.

:words:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Shawn: Hunter, please let me go home, I haven't seen my kids in weeks :gonk:

Edge & Christian
May 20, 2001

Earth-1145 is truly the best!
A world of singing, magic frogs,
high adventure, no shitposters
Who's going to attack him to set up an epic match at Summerslam?

I vote Randy Orton



Wait what if they reveal the Viking Warriors' full names are Ivar and Erik Godwin and they challenge him to a RETIREMENT SLOP MATCH

Edge & Christian fucked around with this message at 02:42 on Apr 25, 2020

Power Windows
Dec 29, 2004

Brasky used to ride upon a steed, perchance to spy a lady.

Edge & Christian posted:

Who's going to attack him to set up an epic match at Summerslam?

HBK, I guess

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Edge & Christian
May 20, 2001

Earth-1145 is truly the best!
A world of singing, magic frogs,
high adventure, no shitposters

Power Windows posted:

HBK, I guess
Actually correction, someone (the Forgotten Sons?) will attack Michaels and HHH will declare vengeance because you can't show HHH in a vulnerable position.

Batista killed Flair to get to HHH for his last match.

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