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I'm Batman.
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Apr 25, 2020 06:43
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I had sex with Tim Burton for this?
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Apr 25, 2020 06:56
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Heated Gaming Moment posted:I had sex with Tim Burton for this? You really shouldn't complain, Danny Elfman.
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Apr 25, 2020 06:58
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Ice to meet you.
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Apr 25, 2020 08:42
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i might not be as big a star as harrison ford but at least ive wrecked my body less than carrie fisher
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Apr 25, 2020 09:36
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Hey, stop it joker, nooooooo.
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Apr 25, 2020 09:47
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The name's Clayface, see? I've laid clay-im to Gotham. I'm about to mold this city in my image, and woe to whoever tries to foil my plans. If you oppose me, then you're name might as well be mud!
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Apr 25, 2020 09:56
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<snorts a massive line of cocaine>
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Apr 25, 2020 10:41
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freeze in hell, batman
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Apr 25, 2020 10:52
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Hey two face, please stop what you are doing, you know it’s wrong. This is Batman speaking.
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Apr 25, 2020 11:15
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in which danny devito unveils the early prototype for frank reynolds
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Apr 25, 2020 11:22
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ah - it feels good to be part of a major blockbuster hollywood picture that will revitalize the Batman franchise and forever stand as the pinnacle of comic book movie adaptations, never to be surpassed in the mind of the viewing audience at any point in the future
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Apr 25, 2020 13:41
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ice to see you 
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Apr 25, 2020 13:41
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Rubber Lips
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Apr 25, 2020 13:47
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Code Jockey posted:in which danny devito unveils the early prototype for frank reynolds Batman's weakness is Toeknife
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Apr 25, 2020 13:50
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ah, my old nemesis: BOI-LING AAAACID
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Apr 25, 2020 13:51
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Let me just charge this to the bat-card.
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Apr 25, 2020 13:54
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let the costume do the acting
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Apr 25, 2020 14:04
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alfred did you finish installing special sensitive areola compartments for all our nipples? two-face wont know what hit him
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Apr 25, 2020 15:14
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unknown butthole posted:Rubber Lips Rubber lips and rubber nips. I'm Batman.
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Apr 25, 2020 15:22
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Why are the nipples on my suit so small? I said pancake sized! Get me my loving agent on the line this is loving horseshit and I won't stand for it!!
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Apr 25, 2020 15:33
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If you need me ill be hanging from my boots in my trailer
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Apr 25, 2020 15:38
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ZeusCannon posted:If you need me ill be hanging from my boots in my trailer
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Apr 25, 2020 15:39
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gary oldmans diary posted:for the last time get off the set wesley snipes! said the director of Blade 3
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Apr 25, 2020 15:44
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So Joel, these closeups of my rear end and groin and are just test shots of the costume you say?
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Apr 25, 2020 15:51
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I can't turn my head in my bat suit!
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Apr 25, 2020 15:54
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However much they pay me is a fraction of what Nicholson is getting and he didn't have to wear remotely this kind of getup, the shrewd motherfucker.
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Apr 25, 2020 16:09
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My origin story is that I'm eaten by cats I guess
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Apr 25, 2020 16:11
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Universe Master posted:Let me just charge this to the bat-card. Good: FOREVER
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Apr 25, 2020 16:12
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I've done extensive research on the character I portray, from his obscure first appearance to the critically acclaimed mid-80s storyarc that changed what it meant to write Batman. I've taken six months of preparation to thoroughly internalize his motivations, his capabilities, his unique patterns of speech, and his complex relationship with both Batman and Bruce Wayne. *entire role in movie consists of grunting incoherently for 7 minutes then pratfalling through a window after Robin engineers a huge neon hand swinging from the ceiling to swat my rear end*
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Apr 25, 2020 16:43
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Pow! Zap! Forget what you know about The Caped Crusader! Wacky Beetlejuice director Tim Burton has recharged the superhero's Bat-teries for the 90s and it's got us at Movies Tonight! in quite a flap!
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Apr 25, 2020 16:46
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Forget the CAMP, this is Batman as you've never seen him: dark, gritty, violent
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Apr 25, 2020 16:54
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My Lovely Horse posted:*entire role in movie consists of grunting incoherently for 7 minutes then pratfalling through a window after Robin engineers a huge neon hand swinging from the ceiling to swat my rear end*
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Apr 25, 2020 16:54
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Alright, forget all the dark gritty violence, we're giving the fans what they want: CAMP!
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Apr 25, 2020 16:55
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gently caress you, Christian Bale, I've got the role! Comic and movie fans will remember me as Robin forever, where will you be? Not one of the lead stars in a major movie franchise! Enjoy obscurity, sucker!
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Apr 25, 2020 17:29
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Are you doing something off to my left? Sorry, it takes me like ten seconds to turn around in this costume.
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Apr 25, 2020 17:33
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Did you know that you have to completely remove these costumes to use the bathroom? On an unrelated note, I'm off to hide in the ceiling of Alicia Silverstone's bathroom.
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Apr 25, 2020 17:48
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Jack Nicholson had points and got like $60 million from batman. 1990 millions
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Apr 25, 2020 17:49
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*laughs maniacally while shooting a tommy gun, and flanked by Sugar and Spice*
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Apr 25, 2020 18:00
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Riddle me this, Batfuck... what has two fingers in the pink and one in the stink, and likes bad boys?
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